ITT: guess the movie by the critics blurb

ITT: guess the movie by the critics blurb
(No googling)

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negro panther

Captain Marvel

that nose...

Its impossible because it says nothing true about the movie.

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Ace Ventura

That guy wrote this article.

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Dude Where's My Car

yes

Next one. Not Joker by the way.

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Fight club?
>they don't get it the way they think they do
Big brain post that

What did he mean by this?
Fight club?

fight club?

Captain America Civil War

take a guess

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Yes.

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that's gotta be Guns Akimbo

Blazing Saddles?

Crank? Maybe Hardcore Henry or Guns Akimbo. Something along those lines for sure.

Yes

Has to be Guns Akimbo because Hardcore Henry came out before Deadpool.

Correct

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The Expendables

Female Thor.
The Irishman?

Death Wish remake?

Top gun

The last Mission Impossible

Correct.

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is it just Eyes Wide Shut?

>More like Gayniggers From I'd Like My $10 Back Please.

I like the movie but it applies to most of those that share these awards

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Civil War
Jackass
the movie with Emma robert and the Franco brother?

The Grudge
Unforgiven

What a faggy review.

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Spiderman Far From Home

Captain Ron?

Bad Boys II. Not surprised this absolute whore didn't get it

No one has gotten these yet.

Something about the holocaust perhaps

ratatouille?

ultron?

>missing the point this fucking hard
i had this conversation with my woke cousin a little while back. if you want to disempower racism you have to mock it, not cower from it. the more it gets used as a joke the less strength is has. old-ass snl sketch very related
>m.youtube.com/watch?v=j9TS1pRmajU

Indiana Jones?

That's not real is it?

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Inception?

God I hate AWLFs

It's real. It's actually a review for a movie I thought most of letterboxd might like because I assume most of letterboxd are women.

Problem Child 2

>tomatometer-approved critic

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Nice schnoz, I like that even in his portrait I can tell that he's a jew.

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The Stanford experiment? Also, Chazelle studied film not jazz lol

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New guy Ritchie? New tarantula? Too many likes not to be popular AND recent

Just a shot in the dark but is it Once upon a time in Hollywood?

The release year is on there if you need a hint

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I'm sorry I laughed too much at this

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Irishman?

>engaging action
>intelligent
>ethical debates!
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

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no
here's a hint: it's a documentary

A Dog's Purpose?

no, recent-er

The Taylor Swift one?

Call of the Wild

bowling for columbine?

What?

They Shall Not Grow Old?

correct
the cgi dog was abyssmal

no
I should also mention that it's a limited series and not exactly a film

>here's a hint: it's a documentary
Is it the Red Pill doc?

best review on letterboxd EASILY, I'm posting the entire thing when you find it
(hint - it has more than 400 comments as a response to it)

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nah