How can a virus be smart? Viruses aren't even considered as a living thing

>he never watched Ozzy and Drix

It can have sex, so it is life.

they metabolize cells into more viruses

#virusgenesmatter

A virus can't have sex, it uses the enzymes from inside the cell to replicate its DNA/RNA
retard

viruses only fit the criteria for life when they are attached to a host IIRC

Just because I can understand it doesn't make it not fucking stupid

>how can a virus be smart?

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>trump locked in a battle of wits with a microscopic parasite
lmao

>shieeet nigga who give a damn fuck bout no social dispencing nigga. Pass the blunt

HOLY SNEED! Is that real!?

kek

>burgers are getting outsmarted by the flu

No, I honestly dont understand what that fucking retard is trying to say. It literally makes no sense because hes acting like the virus is unpredictable or has agency. It's a fucking flu just stay away from people goddamn

So I'm not life?

Are jews not considered life?

wtf I love corona now

go away magaretard

this whole website confirmed not life

Only when they're attached to a host iirc.
The host happens to be America.

you're the retard for trying to attach stupid definitions to a concept that predates biology

end the quarantine

DESPITE

Just spit it out, you a dumb republifuck who thinks viruses ain't real, right.?

no shit,when was the last time your antivirus caught one?wake up sheeple!

good thing Mike and Jay don't have black friends

wtf how...

>NOO a virus isn't life because I arbitrarily defined life as something else!!!!!

Literal retards
>DURRR WHAT HE MEAN SMART DAT DING AINT GOT NO SMARTS CUZ!!

Well you HAVE no life, so yeah.

Virus/Germs

not arbitrarily at all actually

Even if you discard what his tweet says, it doesn’t change the fact that it’s just mindless pandering with no substance.
>we’re in this together guys! don’t forget to vote for me in the fall!
There’s no sincerity to it at all.

Not counting viruses as alive always struck me as scientists being autistic. Just call it non-cellular life ffs.

all definitions are arbitrary

>87% died are niggers
wtf, I love corona virus now!

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in the battle of virus vs parasite, we're all winners

I mean me too, but to be fair if you count them as alive then could argue molecules/atoms are life and worse you give credence to those pooinloo guru dipshits that larp as scientists and say everything is alive/has consciousness.
Clearly the definition is largely arbitrary due to it being a fundamentally antiquated concept.

Stories are going around claiming that Mike "The Spook Nuke" Stoklasa has been going around urban neighborhoods and coughing on doorknobs.

Well, we're all in a virus thread on Yas Forums

If that's the cutoff then none of us make it

That's exactly what a leader should be doing in a crisis. Try to build a sense of national togetherness, and reduce panic and despair amongst the populace.
I'm sure you'll have reams of examples of him saying other dumb unhelpful shit, but this particular case is fine.

>Reduce panic and despair
Yeah look where that's gotten us so far
>Oh don't worry it's just a Chinese hoax
>We don't need to publish these numbers, they make the country look bad
>I've got this totally under control, it'll be gone by April

nature giving humanity a vibe check

>reduce panic and despair
Bullshit promises about a happy ending don't actually do that. Disillusion with getting lied to is only going to add to the problem.

kill yourself shill rat

Plenty of organisms don't have sex to reproduce, via asexual reproduction.

dilate

Oh look, another Trump b8 thread. Everyone who responds to it is an idiot except for me.

Kek

I don't get it, please enlighten me.

never said the contrary
bacterias have asexual reproduction via fission for example

I sure love retarded nitpickers that don't understand what metaphors are

>I give myself a 10/10

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We can debate all night if it is smart, but can we at least agree that is definitely based as fuck

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Is this really how you want to spend your day user? In the middle of an epidemic, when everyone is depressed and lonely, when what they really need is a little humanity, you spend a beautiful Sunday afternoon posting this? While the entire world slowly falls to shambles, you still go to Twitter, screen cap a trump post, edit it in paint, and post it. For what? What did you gain? You know America doesnt switch during Crisis, Trump won as soon as wuhan flu happened. Just focus on your family and friends, the important things in life. If you are seriously Trump-twitter posting in these sorts of times you might just be an unsalvageable human being.

what a lot of reddit retards don't consider is that this virus was circulating long before cases were being reported. only once they made it a big deal did people with light fevers go and get tested and so it seems like it has grown out of control when more than likely it has been circling the globe since last year because China decided to hold information from everyone.

>how could this happen?

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No shit, that's why it's COVID-19, not 20

>DNA/RNA
Don't you know which it uses?

and what a lot of retards don't consider is that this was not the first epidemic, and when cases started to be reported, the US took months before they actually started taking it seriously.

>that Vancouver Grizzlies jacket
I probably know that guy

The absolute state of the pro-life movement.

My money is on the parasite ... the microscopic parasite ... just to be clear.

He's talking about CCP influence, not the virus.

idiot

ACTUAL SCIENCE DENYING LMAO GO BACK TO Yas Forums YOU FUCKING MONKEY

Fuck off chang, we didnt create the disease. What people SHOULD be talking about is why we still allow China to do business like it does when they unleash a disease with world-ending potential every 3-4 years

>I SMARTEST THAN THING HAVE NO BRAIN!
Jesus Christ America.