Hmm, based?

>California can only handle high tide for so long, I presume.

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It's pretty common for people who lose a lot of weight.

>36 years old
I feel kinda bad for him.

Skating stopped being cool in the 90s. Now all people do is sidewalk-surf. That's not skating.

who follows jonah hill around? who cares about jonah hill? when's the last time he's been in anything decent? he's ugly as shit. i don't see why the paps care about him.

DO A FLIP FAGGOT

based

youtube.com/watch?v=udUCjJphE-0

superior jewish breeding

Say what you will but I actually like the guy, he seems genuinely nice, it's a shame more people don't like him.

Even in quarantine paparazzi are literally gangstalking celebrities. What's going on here?

>that facial expression

the confused jew

>those tattoos
he isn't going to make it

easy to catch

The guy is trying to live his best life and Yas Forums keeps dogpiling him. Shame on you.

I think hes got enough rolls

kek

I don't know where he lives but its probably in the same neighbourhood with a bunch of other celebrities. They just take pics of him when he shows up while they're waiting for Henry Cavil to go out for a job.

Someome shop the board into a sandwhich

he has a really cool and authentic personality

Honestly this

How do you have legs like that when you weigh so much — every day is leg day

must suck to go through midlife crisis at that age. you do those in your 50s dude

I couldn't care less

LA and Hollywood and these "news outlets" should fucking sink in the ocean.

If he was Gordon Freeman he'd be going through a HALF LIFE CRISIS instead!

I wonder if being Jonah Hill fucks you up.

Is this possible natty?

What’s wrong with him?

I like him as well but he is the type of guy where its too hard not to make fun of him.

>He lived like three blocks away. That neighborhood right there if you turn to go west on Pico (near Pico and Westwood Blvd.), he could walk to Hot Rod from his house so he would come in all the time on his own. His mom would come in too.
>She used to always tell us how talented he was and all that. We would always just be like, “Uh huh.”
>All those kids would post up and talk shit or ask dumb questions. Jonah would sit there and eat and drink and watch videos forever. He would get his Subway and just post up. It would turn into a burn out eventually, like, “All right dude, you need to go home.”
>He didn’t skate a lot, because he was heavy—but he tried. He just always had that shittalker attitude though.
>We would kick him out from time to time. He never got outright banned. It was more just like, “Dude, enough. You gotta go man.”
>He was always “Fat Jonah” or “Jonah the Jew.”

skateboarding.transworld.net/photos/hot-rod-tales-remember-jonah/

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Most of it is out of envy, of course. But you have to admit he’s brought at least some of it on himself — those fucking retarded tattoos, for example.

lol

>live his best life

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To be fair I doubt he will live past 60

Why wouldn't he diet and shit properly?
He's probably the kind of little bitch that doesn't like working out and stops as soon as it becomes hard.
Honestly I'm glad he's fat, I hope he dies

He still beat them at life

>HH tatoo

His foot positioning is all wrong

> I-I-I was totally a cool skater who was friends with all the skater kids when I was kid guys, look! LOOK! I'm doing it right now! SEE?! I totally haven't spent the last 8 months in my home practicing on my personal half-pipe!

There is no honour in picking low hanging fruit

I know but I cant help it.

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no it isnt

same. i have 0 sympathy for people who quit exercising/lifting as soon as it's hard. that's the fucking point, that's how you know you are actually getting shit done.

if you can't set yourself to something like that you deserve to die obese.

>spider-web tattoo on elbow
how original next he's gonna have a rose tattoo on his wrist

Yes it is, front and back foot should both be sideways. His front foot is facing forward and will give him less balance.

This dude must have made good money for his roles. Why not buy some weights and start lifting?

Where's the webm?

why is he getting fat again?

poser

Why is this dude so fucking awkward
Just stop being so awkward for a fucking second you fat retard

Its a longboard

Was Mid90's any good?

>envy
lol jonah is fucking suicidal

kek what kind of best life involves willingly dressing like this and getting those tattoos

Based. I envy his physical freedom, I am going through pain and laying in bed.

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Weak
Longboards take no skittles

That's one quality board

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It's because he has almost everything anybody could want from life, but he still can't go over his highschool insecurities, the same with RDJ and his height.
Danny Devito looks 10 times worse than him but nobody makes fun of him.

Hahahha

>still no subway edits

kek

Not achievable natty, trust me, I'm from Yas Forums

>HELLO BEANERS
Uhhh, Based Department???

MORE TIME

>This is what a life devoid of Jesus looks like

SS + GOMAD

damnit Jonah!
pick a size and stick with it!

Fuck you, this fat asshole is a millionaire. His life is infinitely better than any of our lives will ever be, I will make fun of him as much as I want.

kek

Living the dream

being roasted and humillated by a frog roastie on national(french) tv

he has fully embraced the sleazy Jew look.