Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

This pig's life would be unadulterated kino

>Life and career as a YouTuber/FG player has initial promise
>Has literal legions of fans who love and adore him
>Refuses to adapt and control with the times
>Insists that it's YouTube's fault for his failures
>Literal armies of trolls and detractors are born, incl. SoK
>His personal life deteriorates

The list goes on, and the fact that this is still ongoing would mean it would be art imitating life, a real life Truman show on par or surpassing CwC

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isn't he like half a million in debt?

who is this?

Yeah dude, he spent most of his tips and donations from paypigs on a WWE gacha game. He's spent well over 40k

*Clears throat*
Ohkaaay, we got another idiot in the thread, tryna derail me uhuhuh
*Leans in and manually bans*
Get em oudda here.
*ACK ACK ACK ACK*

Nothing he could do

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Idris Elba.

The autism on Kiwi farms alone is worth its own standalone documentary.

>Fall into DSPs stream
>He's blathering on about 'detractors' and trolls
>Google him
>Among the infamous fap incident there's a thread on Kiwi farms that's fucking 5K PAGES DEEP

How is there so much shit on this one dude? How has he survived the sheer weaponised autism?

>Survived
He's barely surviving when he's clearly up to his eyes in debt from playing autistic slot mobile games
Doesn't help he's one of, if not the most unwelcoming twats on twitch.
Hopefully this court case buries the fucker.

Nigga what the fuck is wrong with these people lmao.

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Didn’t he claim to be a fighting game champion, only for it to turn out he was banned from every tournament for screaming at his opponents during matches to distract them? Why does he have fans anyway.

he won a single tournament at evo on a version of SF2 or something at every other professional player agrees is dogshit and did not participate in and shouldn't have been at evo in the first place.

He came in 4th on a fucking terrible conversion of SF2T and he was dogshit.
He's orbited by betas and wheelchairs who aspire to be as 'cool' and 'og' as him.

>He will never admit to any of the charges levelled against him
>The legal phonecall has him appear as autistic and retarded as ever

A good documentary on this guy exist already, albeit out of date since so much shit has happened since the Down The Rabbit Hole originally posted

He came in 4th, his claim was he was the #1 American player because 1st-3rd were Japanese

kek, they're the only people that are bigger retards than the people they make threads on

He's just been around for a long time, it all adds up a page at a time. Also it's the Farms so you know half of those pages are autists arguing amongst themsleves about inane nonsense.

There isn't. Those fags are probably as bad as him, just not publicly known so they are able to avoid ridicule.

>His followers and detractors are both going to spend their Trump Bux on supporting his doomed case and crippling addiction
How can one man be potentially so lucky yet cursed at the same time?

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To be fair, that sounds like a massive cope from those pro fags.

The guys on the farms talk about 'sagas' and shit lmao.
Anyone have a favourite saga?
Could we have a DSP quintology?

How so? They all beat him at other venues running the version of the game people showed up for

There was a pro player who was mega salty about DSP winning for some reason. Fair enough it was a terrible game but give the guy his due.
Even if it's the only thing he's ever done that's worth a footnote.

What's the legal case about?

What a waste of talent being used to draw this goblin

He is just declaring bankruptcy, that's all.

>Why does he have fans anyway.
He's the ultimate heel of the internet.

I DECLARE
BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYYY

I get that, but that’s ironic fandom.

Basically he's filing for bankruptcy and chapter 7 and he had to phone into the call due to Corona Chan closing the court. DSP is claiming over 5k in business expenses a month when it's fucking impossible to rack it up. The autists on the farm confirmed it.
The woman in charge of reviewing his case has copped onto how retarded he and his lawyer are so he's essentially fucked.

I'm a brainlet when it comes to bankruptcy. what does this mean for DSP? I assume his debt doesn't just magically disappear.

kek. dsp is on another level. l love that dude

He can't get bankruptcy because his expenses and shit don't add up to fall within the line to be accepted.
DSP is doomed.

>I assume his debt doesn't just magically disappear.
DSP assumes this, which is why he did it. He claims he's 500k in debt -- 350k or so on two mortgages, the rest on credit cards. But he fudged the figures so blatantly to qualify for bankruptcy in the first place that it wouldn't be surprising if he gets charged with fraud.

>>Has literal legions of fans who love and adore him
who he hell are you talking about?

>implying anything will bring down dsp

some fag asked why I used my amazon prime sub on dsp

told him it was to piss people off like him

Niggas fucked lmao

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You support him ironically?
Kinda based desu

Is that debt all because of that mobile game?

How can Darksfadil and his wheelchair armies possibly recover?

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Potentially, as powerful as the autism on the farms are, unless the PayPal records are thorough and leaked we'll never know.

>Could we have a DSP quintology?
I'll give it a go
>Pro Fighter
Martin Scorsese directs, Robert Deniro as Phil
>Let's Play
Edgar Wright directs, Nick Frost as Phil
>Team 7
Wes Anderson directs, Owen Wilson as Phil, Luke Wilson as Rambo
>Seattle Air
Spike Jonze directs, Joaquin as Phil, Lucy Liu as Panda, Amy Adams as Khet
>Chapter VII
Christopher Nolan directs, Aidan Gillen as Phil

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The court ordered that Phil releases his PayPal records for the past 6 months and his spending will be completely exposed. It'll be glorious.

If you qualify for it, yes you are off the hook for the liability, however it utterly obliterates your credit score, making it next to impossible to get worthwhile loans from creditors. Obviously there's a bad side to it, otherwise literally everyone and every company would be declaring "bankruptcy" left and right.

you mean cat food.... right?

Checked and kek'd
What would be the style of the infamous 'incident'?
I'm thinking Avant Garde as fuck with black and white filters and mashup footage of abatoirs and shit

>The court ordered that Phil releases his PayPal records for the past 6 months
If it was anyone else I'd say they were well and truly fucked, but with Phil you can just never count him out

Phil has 14 credit cards and has defaulted on all of them. He's not getting bankruptcy. He's fucked.

5k on cat food is a funny meme lol

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KINO

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Who would be the "bigger bad," SOK or Phil?

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How can he survive this
His wheelchairs will be donating to him when he inevitably moves back to the KHANDO and gets divorced from his Khet whilst losing his real Khet

Kiwi farms is chock full of shit like this. I remember reading about this streamer girl that was posted on here, then someone linked the Kiwi Farms about her. I know the story of her being in a "sex" cult with a strange Asian tranny and a gay dude, and boy, it's wild. Wish I could think of her name. Anyway, KF can be a goldmine.

I wonder what his strat is?

Just watched him play Jak and Daxter and I really hope he dies from the China flu.

>Yfw you default on 14 credit cards, lose the only friends you ever had, leave the only girl who ever loved you for who you are, spend all your days playing games you despise to be leered at and spat upon by thousands of people

Yeah I'm thinking he's based.

He no doubt has a third PayPal hidden somewhere. Remember: Phil always wins.

he was #1 Street Fighter player in North America for a year or two

#4 international champ
1, 2, and 3 were foreign Japs

this is objectively true

TIHYDPs are some of the funniest videos on youtube if you are a knowledgable about game he is struggling to play. Watching his Dead Rising playthough almost killed me.

screaming at your opponent is a legit strategy

>Lucy Liu as Panda
PandaLee is not Asian. That is all.

lana rain, i think? shit surprised me too

I honestly think learning to get good at a dodgy port of street fighter may be the reason he sucks at all normal games now because he learned to master timing ect from a broke ass piece of shit port everyone agrees is trash.

That's not true. Farmers are the chads of the cow community. The rabbit hole goes much much deeper than entry level kiwi shit. Check out the dedicated Wings detractors and their discord or the sordid history of SOK

DSP has a long history of FGC drama. Like how Akuma was generally always banned in ST, so much that is was kinda taken as a ground rule that you all knew was in place. But if it wasn't outright stated, DSP would pick him. Then still lose. Mostly though he'd talk too much shit online, and forget he was around a lot of minorities who would happily step up. Shame he always chickened out as it makes most of the stories a bit lame.
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On the flip side. Geoff The Hero who use to do a lot of compilation videos on DSP is doing pretty well for himself, hosting online tournaments that are getting real sponsors.

>this is objectively true
No not really. Even if you want to pretend anyone else was taking that 1 tournament seriously and ignore the boycotts. Number 1 in a region would require consistent results which he never had.

Freddy is a scrub. He used to do good entry level docos but his work ethic is down the shitter and he's phoning it in. There is actually a good Phil doco but I can't recall what it was called. It was long as fuck too.
Freddy is basically just a more homosexual Joon

No. Half a Mil Phil has a life time of mistakes. Mobile games are a hilarious but insignificant portion.

Phil is one of the few people they rarely make separate topics for, even though they are constantly told to. Even when they do, people just post in the general. Because of that the same content gets reposted every ten to fifteen pages.