Male character uses hand lotion to masturbate

Cant help it my mom mutilated me at birth

i just use my own spit, or do it dry, i like it dry

Never used lotion and I'm circumcised. All you dick-skinlets are just coping

Yeah idk. I used to use shampoo but it made my dick red and raw.

I just masturbate without anything and I never have a problem, maybe because I have soft hands.

Lotion is mainly for cutfags.

>male character masturbates standing up

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i do it all the time, it makes me feel more energized
if i do it in the bed or sitting down i just feel tired after i finish

>amerimutts can't get their mutilated cocks hard without lube
couldn't write it

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I gotta be in my computer chair

How do I cum without the millions of nerve endings bros??? Was I memed

I've done it a few times, most of the time though I just spit on my hand

Masturbating standing up, shooting straight into the toilet is how I do it. It's the Alpha way to coom.

Do you have any idea how bacteria-infested, acidic, and disgusting saliva is? You niggers are going to get an infection..

When I was a horny teenager I'd jerk it like 5 times a day and just blow my load in my pants and walk around like normal. It didnt cross my mind at the time but my parents could definitely smell it even tho I couldnt

Biggest lie for me was pool/shower sex or any penis stimulation with direct water.

shits not enjoyable man

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and then you can just go straight over to the sink, run the cold tap over your dick, and take a piss to clean up.

People exchange saliva more than they do cum.

>Can’t sleep
>Hard as a rock for some reason
>Pull up xvideos on the phone
>The entire catalogue is disgusting looking nogs
>Do people actually get aroused by this?
>Boner is gone
>But I’m already here
>Find a nice blonde teen video with no groids
>Jerk off in bed into a tissue
>Ball up tissue and throw it as close to the bathroom door as possile
>But my had is tainted by the sin of masturbation, and so is my phone screen because I touched it
>What if mom comes in and sees the tissue, she’ll be disappointed in me
>Get up and throw it in the trash, wash my hands with scented soap and water
>My hands smell really good now
>Sleep like a baby

Repeat every single night

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based, never desacrate your body

>Slurps high fructose corn syrup and swallows a handful of synthetic cheese pellets

*scarf* mmmm damn right *chomp chomp* fukken DUHGENERATES *burp* *SLLLLUUURRRPPPPP*

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*gets face tatted*

>anti-masturbation Yas Forums user
Dear FBI, I found your next school shooter.

No fappers are like alcoholics who think abstaining from drinking will solve their problems

Mutts law in effect always

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SATISFY NORMAL URGES YOU HAVE TO REPRESS YOURSELF
christfags are pathetic

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quite honestly it feels WAY better with lotion or lube, massaging only the head
not circumsized btw

Cute. Post tummy.

It objectively feels much better to use lotion. I personally use coconut oil. Only people who don't are those that need to fap in a hurry. If I have the house to myself of course I'm going to enjoy it.

I just fap into my underwear or covers

My bed and underwear are covered in skeet senpaitachi

Is there anything we won't argue about?

People who need lotion are usually cut. Lotion is a Jewometer

fuck you it feels great

Jews are based AF

max kek

yes, nobody would argue against calling you a fag

you had your bedroom door open and threw the tissue into the hallway?

No, bedroom has a small connected bathroom

How does pussy feels like?

It's a muslim, Jewish, and Jewish slave thing user, don't worry if you don't get it, took me a few years to understand too.

salty coins

Slippery, but you have to make sure she gets wet first or it’s kind of hellish in there

based

Never had a blowjob, huh?

I'm pretty sure you're immune to your saliva.

i only use lube when im about to cum for 3rd+ time

Fuck you UR a fag he is not a fag

I can't fap any way other than standing up.
Fapping while sitting just feels strange and fapping while laying in bed is cash but i'll make a mess if i coom

I wouldn't know

>he masturbates
enjoy burning in hell

I think circumcised people need it to comfortable masturbate. I'm sure a lot of cut lads think it's a meme, your foreskin literally requires no lube at all to masturbate. I'm sorry for bros who got betrayed by their parents.

faggot

obsessed

Yes this is how beef jerky dick circumsized amerimutts have to masturbate. Also hand lotion is shit tier for fapping.

Enjoy the welts

I never use lube and am a cutchad. And I never have to worry about cleaning the grout out from under my foreskin!

>use lotions for my giant penis
>it drys out before i can finish
damn being a white cuck with no foreskin must be difficult

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T EXERCISE RESTRAINT OR DISCIPLINE, YOU HAVE TO FEEL PLEASURE AT ALL TIMES

>he can't make a piss bubble with his foreskin and dump it in the toilet
it never even began for you mate

So much cope and seething from this post lmao