How do you go from this...
How do you go from this
Anthony White
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Noah Walker
...to this?
Lucas Hughes
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Colton Gonzalez
roughly 20 years of Marxist social engineering "white people are ebil" via public education
Henry Ortiz
I don't remember Don being a footchad
Alexander Evans
to this
Jordan Murphy
>dat feel when she evolved into a cougar
Lincoln Flores
There was some website back in the day that would rail on her for her snaggleteeth to hilarious effect. Still would though, obviously.
Lincoln Turner
Please google marxist you american.
Mason Collins
Imagine giving her a daily bugle
Xavier Robinson
>not knowing about critical theory and cultural marxism
Gabriel Reed
I wouldn't even care if she had a kid from a previous relationship as long as she gave me 3 or 4 of my own.
Landon James
Zendaya is actually very attractive
She's very down to earth and has a no bullshit vibe.
Dylan Clark
She was really cute in Far From Home, especially in the dress from the opera scene
William Diaz
Who thinks white people are evil?
Dominic King
She was cute and even hot in Far From Home though.
Jackson Ward
>cool wine aunt vibe
I would bros
Ayden Lewis
>Zendaya is actually very attractive
Imagine unironically thinking this
Blake Lee
98.37% of blue checkmarks on twitter
Easton Bennett
Everyone, including you
Justin King
absolute mommy kino
Michael Williams
So you guys dont know either?
Christian Sanchez
how you gonna unsee this?
Ethan Wilson
Wait this is an unpopular opinion? I agree with him I think she is too.
Jonathan Brown
they are though
Hunter Powell
kek
Sebastian Howard
They literally just told you who you fucking retard kys
William Hughes
I have to admit the wardrobe team in Far From Home did a really good job of making her cute.
Jace Kelly
anyone with half a brain
Cameron Jones
She has a cute diet bondage scene.
Asher Myers
zoomers are afraid of beauty
Jace Roberts
That's because you have low testosterone, like the other user that you share that opinion with
Gabriel Wilson
she actually peaked at 19 in Bring It On
Jacob Mitchell
Robert Hernandez
Just give me Aunt May desu
Xavier Kelly
Caleb Ortiz
Ayden Cook
oh my word
Cameron Roberts
What show? I must coooooom
Dominic Gray
Dunst was never really attractive. Zendaya isn't either, but that's not the point. MJ is supposed to be a supermodel party slut/B-list actress movie, not some 6/10 girl next door with nice tits who tries to be a theater actress.
Tyler Perry
>not with our cashflow
why the fuck does spiderman have cashflow problems? isn't he a super genius and college graduate? why wouldn't he have an actual career? if he invented his webshooters and the webs themselves, why not make a patented version of that, license it out in perpetuity, and just sit back raking in all the cash while being able to be a superhero full time and taking care of his wife?
Tyler Cooper
>She's very down to earth
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Camden Lewis
He was a billionaire with a big tech company recently. Then he went bankrupt to save the world because status quo. That's why comics suck.
Jaxon Gonzalez
Ryan Nelson
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Isaiah Myers
where the Yas Forums degenerates at? I'm calling on your expertise right now. She would have had to unironically do some hard drugs for a while to reach that look in such a short span of time, right?
Benjamin Johnson
Ayden Smith
Him being a Tony Stark 2.0 wasn't interesting, I'm glad they made him back to poor.
Logan Stewart
carole baskin vibes
Lincoln Gonzalez
>tfw Christina Hendrick wasn't casted as MJ in mcu so we can't get twink/shota Tom Holland with mommy Hendricks
maybe in another life
Nolan Morgan
She would have been a good choice 20 years ago when the Raimi movies came out, yeah.
Oliver Thompson
that's terrible.
Jayden Anderson
Spider-man being poor is played out though.
Ryder Green
this faggot kid's in everything
Justin Brooks
Thanks user
Aiden Garcia
Yeah she was nearly perfect a while back
Isaiah Thompson
M O M M Y
Jack Clark
it's impossible for this smelly hippie-looking goblin to look cute, no matter the wardrobe
maybe if you cut out the head so you can't see her face
Hudson Flores
not only played out, but nonsensical. bare minimum, he is college fucking educated. he could have a career as a suit somewhere, middle management even at stark industries, or just a college professor, which makes bank. A FUCKING PHOTOGRAPHY JOB IS WAY BELOW HIS INTELLIGENCE LEVEL
Brayden Bell
He had a job at some super tech institute at one point. Obviously, that went south.
James Sullivan
He should be poor. His entire life is dedicated to being a vigilante. That's his character. Conceptualize it as an addict if you want. Any time an addict has money , he spends it on drugs. Any time spidey has money, he spends more time in costume. A spidey with money is a different character, written by someone who doesn't understand the original.
Aaron Hernandez
>He should be poor. His entire life is dedicated to being a vigilante.
>Who is Batman?
Lucas Bennett
comic book characters are defacto played out. But they fefuse to end the fucking story so it's a lose-lose situation no matter what.
Gabriel Perry
oof
Connor Brooks
That's why alternative realities and What Ifs like are better. The stories are allowed to have an ending.
Logan Ramirez
>spider-man is basically batman
Again, someone who doesn't understand the character.
Asher Cook
Sebastian Edwards
Judging by these webms I assumed dunst was around 45 but it turns out she's actually 37.
Aiden Perry
like fine wine
Hunter Nelson
Not what I said at all. You said you can't be rich and a vigilante but there's tons of rich superheroes. Spider-man being poor despite being a super genius with superhuman powers makes no sense in-universe. Like someone else said he could just pattent his web shooters. Cheap webbing that is stronger than steel ropes and can be created instantly would sell like crazy in construction, military, law enforcement, medicine, etc.
James Sullivan
Probably use milini
Best one who acts and fits mary janes profile pic related
Gavin Wright
>looks like that
>is only 37-years-old
No, more like cheap beer.
Jack Hill
She doesn't look "down to earth" she looks like some ornery nigger tranny. Kirsten Dunst looked down to earth.
Nathaniel Gomez
>Spider-man being poor despite being a super genius with superhuman powers makes no sense in-universe
It makes perfect sense "In universe", faggot. In universe his character is that he can't figure out how to balance his vigilantism with his real life. He always prioritizes being too much of a hero, at the cost of everything else. That's one of his central, defining character traits. He always acts like a hero, even when it's retarded to do so.
Ayden Morris
>wearing a sun dress to the opera
Elijah Bailey
Wtf she unironically looks 50
Colton Lopez
Marry Jane is not supposed to look down to Earth. She's supposed to be a hot movie actress, like prime Angelina Jolie.
Nathan Reed
>conveniently ignoring the part about pattenting his webbing which wouldn't interfere with his superhero life in any way