Jesus Christ, Harley. It's just an egg sandwich

Jesus Christ, Harley. It's just an egg sandwich.

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Wait, they still make those baby bottle pop candies? I haven't seen them in years.

BIG BABY POP

wow this is what i missed? thank god i didn't go see this horse shit. quentin taranKINO makes food look orgasmic without making it a focal point of the film for 30 fucking seconds with cringe dialogue and acting over it.

how do you crack two eggs with one hand at the same time? i can barely crack one egg with two hands

>they literally padded out this shit movie with slo-mo scenes of a sandwich

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>Hot sauce
Ruined.

Practice. If you had to crack eggs eevry ten minutes youd be a pro, too.

why doesn't she look at my penis that way, leds?

they already punish themselves by living in China

>Cathy Yan is a Chinese-born American film director, screenwriter, and producer.
hmmmmm

Ketchup is the way to go.

I can't be the only one who couldn't wait for Hans Landa's cream.

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Jesus Christ America it's just a cough

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make them talk to subhuman slavs

>american cheese
cringe

Check your local dollar store or party city (if those still exist).

If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you'd walk right over me

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Dont take it personnelly kidddd I'd do the same to anybody else

how the fuck do you just squeeze an egg out? Are those even real egg shells?

im scared

Why didnt this dumb slut just sit down to enjoy her sandwich?

The faggot server didn't even get a full serving on his spoon a whole bunch of it fell back onto the plate it pisses me off every time I watch the movie AHHHH WHY DIDN'T THEY DO ANOTHER TAAAAAKE

Is this that so called epic millennial humor i've heard of?

>millenial
This is zoomer shit, dude

That sandwich looked fucking delicious. I was fucking pissed when it fell on the ground.

Terrible movie, but that looked like a good fuckin sandwich.

Honestly, fuck this movie, but that sandwich looks fantastic. I'll have a try tomorrow morning.

How does he crack them without pieces of shell falling into the mix?

Its a metaphor for her loving to eat her own eggs and become a sterile old cat lady

You flat heads wouldnt know kino if it was right in front of you

is there a name for these forced pretentious cooking scenes in movies?
a bunch of movies have them.

Maybe because that's naturalistic, which is the epitome of Tarantino's style? At least when it comes to dialogue

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What the fuck is this montage?
Falling sandwich, I can understand emotions about it. BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AWFUL MONTAGE???

zoom zoom

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damn

cringe

WHAT THE FUCK

imagine being that extra

reminder that the literal first thing you learn about her is that she murdered Jason Todd

They have them at CVS front counters

ugly ass cinematography

this is hilarious

Oh gee, I do wonder why it flopped.

NOT THE HECKIN EGGERINO

This literally appeals to noone. Not even little tiktok thots.

What in the fuck.

We weren't ready for this. Otherwise it'd have made a billion.

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>woman is attacking you from the front
>point gun at the ceiling and shoot

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>American cheese that isn't even cheese

literally nothing wrong with it or using it in an egg sandwich.

surely they could have done a take where you can't see her anticipate the tackle.

Why did she make an X with her arms like Rey did with the 2 lightsabers? Also is her power not shutting up amirite lads *dabs*

the fuck

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why doesn't she just get another one?

>food humor
And they wonder why american comic industty collapsed.

>american cheese
Do Americans really?

ok, I'm torrenting this now to watch it

Is this peak American humour?

>no fort
director was asian too

Can't wait to see what Cathy Yan will be directing next.

that sandwich looks terrible

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Weird that Joker appealed more to women looking for attention on the Internet than this thing about histrionic women

cute butt