Realistically what COULD you do in this situation?

realistically what COULD you do in this situation?

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Run

serpentine

Already be carrying a gun, draw, and hope for the best. I think burgerlanders are right about that one.

Throw a knife in his throat and then jump kick the knife deeper.

*tips fedora*

Look off in the distance, point, and yell, "Police!" Then pull your own gun when he turns.

Realistically I'd tell him "just do it, I fucking hate my life."

>pull your own gun when he turns.
>pull your own gun

pfft, in what kind of dystopian world do you think this is happening?

The best defence against someone with a pistol who's more than a few metres away is always to run

genuinely a nice idea
hoping that it doesn't make him shot you at once,of course

Draw my handgun and blast this cosplayer to hell.

turn around and run zig zags

this is dumb
this sounds more reasonable

until he gets close enough to shot you in the spine

Throw my gf at him and run like the fucking wind

Serpentine is a fucking stupid meme

Point behind and yell "WATCH OUT, ANOTHER MAN WITH A GUN"

Pretty much this, draw when he tosses you the rope

I genuinely feel like i could dodge a gun. the best thing to do is rush him and go right for the eyes and face basically attack him like a chimpanzee

This is everyone's first instinct, and it's how you're going to get killed if someone ever actually tried to fight you. Going "all out" is not going to get you nearly as far as controlled attacks. You're also not going to dodge a gun at that range if the shooter is competent at all with a firearm, your only chance of doing so is at such a range that they would be leading their shots (and at that range you're better off taking cover than "dodging" anyway).

All that to say, in this situation I'd definitely be the idiot that actually did what he said in the hopes he'd just abduct my stupid girlfriend and leave me alone.

Yup. Reminder to anons who own a gun and can carry: practice your draw.

Rape four eyes and make his gf watch

at this moment i really feel like i could dodge the bullets just using the power of my mind

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bullshit
people miss at close range all the time

I'm a runner and move like the wind, I could have covered the distance into the woods in 3 seconds

first of all, that dude looks fat and out of shape
good chance his reflexes are slow
making a run for it would be the best option

Yeah and people get shot at close range a lot more of the time

I would just throw pocket sand in his face

pretend to be blind

Very close to this. He probably wouldn't believe it was the police or someone else with a gun, so just look past him and yell "HEY!", then rush him the instant he looks back.

Alternatively: suck his cock, be his slut :3

I like to think that I’d have the balls to charge a gunman too, handling a firearm under pressure is harder than most people realize. When it comes down to it though, I think the actual psychological effect of realizing that you’re staring down a barrel of a gun held is significant. There’s no preparing for something like that, and I imagine it’s easy to just freeze up and start bargaining, as most people in that situation seem to do.

Turn 360° and run away

Savagely murder your girlfriend
This will spark a connection between us that will lead to a long lasting friendship

context?

I would drool, make sounds pretending Im a retard, and walk with my legs crooked, hoping he would just let me go

It takes effort to cultivate an ego like this

Just dodge

Is this really how you want to die?

discombobulate

Haha, yes victi- I mean friends! Just run in a straight line, just run nice and straight for me and you will be safe.

Get shot and possibly survive instead of thinking that guy will let you go

Use the girl as human shield and try to close on him asap

yes

I have a friend who uses this strategy when panhandlers ask him for money. I don't know why he doesn't just say "Sorry, I don't carry cash" like a regular person.

Clarify I'm pre-law.

I kick his f*ckin ass

P O C K E T
S A N D

They where caught unaware. They were on a peninsula. So they can't really run anywhere.

You can either rush him at some point which most likely ends with you getting shot, now is a lethal shot... who knows? Maybe he gets you in the arm and then you can get the gun.

Or you can try and do something while he is tieing you up.

Other than that I don't see a way. I mean the dude survived, so technically letting him stab the shit out of you while you're tied up seems to have a 50% of survival in this situation.

Do a silly dance to distract him then karate chop the gun out of his hand.

you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than getting murdered by a deranged serial killer. in fact you have a better chance of dying from your own gun than you do of ever using it to save yourself or your family.

those niggas pull out the card machine

die like a bitch

>white power symbol
call his work and get him fired. that'll show him!

offer my girlfriend to him, provided he showed me proof that he was black.

Drop your trousers and show him your 10” erect penis. Advise him you’re also packing then begin doggy styling your GF, facing him head on. He’ll be in awe of your masculinity and once you have his guard down, fire a stream of hot jism directly at his eyes and lunge for the gun using both hands and your twinging rod as weapons. Once subdued, return to your GF for more sex and use his silly mask as a cum rag.

>LOOK THAT WAY
>people actually think anyone would fall for that.

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Run the fuck away. At a distance there is at least a chance he might miss, when he gets close you're fucked no matter what.

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>ha! while you were shooting roasties in their cars, I studied the blade!
>*teleports behind you*

Shoot them.

Run as fast as I can away trying to zig zag as best as possible.

I would bet the adrenaline alone would propel me to continue running for a short burst even if a shot landed.

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This, he might not be able to hit you depending how far away you get and a bunch of other factors, if you don't do this or have a gun to just kill him with you're fucked

Kek

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since I would've bound ducking to my mousewheel I'd just spam it, this would cause my hitbox to glitch and him not being able to hit me.

>nobody he killed was carrying a gun of their own
>in fucking america

completely unrealistic and took me out of the movie completely, 3/10

I have no reason to think he is just going to kill me by stabbing once I have given into his demands, since I don't know he is a serial killer and would assume he would shoot me if he wanted to kill, so I'd probably do whatever he said.
Alternatively if we both run in separate directions one of us gets away almost certainly, and maybe both if lucky.

jump in the water and swim away underwater
>he can’t swim after me in that retarded outfit
>water deflects even a .50 BMG, what can a shitty pistol do

it's as though he only targeted people when he could safely assume they weren't armed

when I see him walking towards me call out to him, when he doesn't respond I tell my gf to get up, I yell at him to stop and that I feel threatened, when I see the gun I tell my gf to run and I fucking leg it. hide out in the shrubbery and the trees and try to get to my gf if we got seperated and then go back to the car/ the road, if he stays by the cars I just wait it out. the dude obviously got rescued despite being severly injured, so I'd say spending a night out in the woods while unscathed is feasible

For some reason this fucking cracked me up

>with a gun you charge

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run into the water and swim as far as possible as fast as possible while trying to stay underwater for as long as possible

Start my prayers, probably.