WHEN DID CAPESHIT BECOME SO SEXLESS?

>sex is boring
t. virgin

Because all capeshit nowadays is made by focus groups aggressively trying to target as many demographics as possible.

How could you tell?

Remember when marvel movies were rated R?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBhKbF2xMA

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Id like to point out the sexual tension between logan and jean in the first film was god tier and uma>kidman any day of the week for batman.

Disney

I think iron man 1 was the last one where they had sex

New rules. No heteros. Fags only. 2000s stuff was full of sex but there's so much porn now I guess there's little need for it.

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yeah, that one time

Look at the most popular shit with women like 50 shades.
Women want sex, retard. Just not with you.

Ummm user, I...

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none of these are hot

We need a recast with Bernthal. Would be much more violent. He could get it on with another bar girl.

*wholesomely sexual tensions in your path*

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Best superman on screen. Watched a lot of this, buffy and charmed.

Sex humanizes him too much

Not the Punisher that i remember.

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Sex scenes are nothing but filler, at best they were fappong material for those who had no internet

Or maybe he could slap and get it on with his lawyee. Just like she was slapped around on true blood. Rough Sex on screen wouldn't be humanizing considering his background.

Dude, everyone was horny as fuck in the 2000s

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The absolute state of Yas Forums

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This is incredibly sexy

SEETHING INCELLULOID

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When the new left puritanism started to ramp it up.

in past they were horny teenager movies

BASED

These some sex kind of in Far Form Home.

>superman is a hapa

What a fag. I would have made her do ass to throat right then and there.

Same speech she gave to many NXVIM recruits.

They knew this couldn't be topped so they stopped trying

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Porn was harder to get for most people in the 90's - 00's. Sex scenes in movies was how the masses got their fix

cavill's tits are better

Yeah, sex with Chad. Not incel self-insert action heros

This isn't actually scripted, it's behind the scenes footage.

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Cape gained cultural clout so political activist writers couldn't help but begin to use it as an outlet for feminist attitudes.

Not that this was the main focus.
Sex-negative feminism thinks any sort of display of feminine sexuality is capitulation to masculinity, and the sex-negative feminists have control of the feminist zeitgeist right now.

They remove any feminine sexuality, thus removing any sex.
And they're not really normal humans so they think being strong is being a quippy sassy "im just as strong as you men" cunt.

Capeshit is nothing but filler. Nothing matters in the end, good guys win.

Miss me yet?

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If I was Clark in that scenario, that would've turned into an impregnation scene right then and there

No, I came 10 minutes ago. I closed the laptop. Real simple.

correct answer. disney doesn't do sex

Not a virgin and I'm genuinely bored by sex

Disney ruins everything

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it's all on tv right now pal

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fuck off coomer

lol i saved this too

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If we don't see Tom Holland's big fat twink dick on screen full frontal fully erect it doesn't count. Faggot.

Imagine her doing that to Keith Raniere

Why was the 90's so kino bros? ;_;

based

This user is correct, there was a debate on TV once about the double standards of it being acceptable to praise a show called Poldark for having sexual content aimed at women when you would be attacked for praising content aimed at men. They actually said it was revenge against men for the past