Did she...?

Did she...?

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nah

The answer is, beyond a shadow of doubt, with absolute, scientific certainty, urmom.

FUCKIN CHECK THE SEPTIC TANKS

TIGERS ATE THE BONES

>that barely-repressed glee when the "disappearance" is brought up, like she's happy no one can prove that she did it
>that off-hand comment about using sardine juice if you wanted a big cat to maul someone
Yeah it's pretty obvious

All my cool cats and kittens know she could never do such a thing.

Goddamn bitch

>"If I pull this off, it will be the slickest thing I've ever done..."
Nah, he ran off to live a cozy life. Made everyone think he'd go to Costa Rica, which was impossible, so he probably just found some tiny private island or changed his name and fucked off to anywhere. He acted like he had dementia for her, acted like she was going to kill him for everyone else. Everyone's busy chasing their tails and blaming each other. Sheriff was likely paid off. She probably forged the will though. She likely realized that he took a bunch of money but she didn't want to give up the free publicity she was getting and started to play into the black widow act. Forged the will to make it look like he left all his money behind and pretended to keep most of it.

I love how Joe had to explain that even Tiger stomach acid breaks down bones.
She 100% Murdered the husband and I she only got off because her fucking cuck brother Sheriff wont investigate her.

not a lot of evidence points towards her but the way she talks about it 100% indicates she's hiding something, she has that politician vibe when she's bullshitting, and like with real politicians you can tell they're lying but you can't prove otherwise so you end up resenting the fuck out of them

>Nah, he ran off to live a cozy life. Made everyone think he'd go to Costa Rica, which was impossible

There is no evidence of this tho. All the planes he owned couldn't fly that far. Also the cop said Carole could have dumped his car at the airport that night as she went out and had "car trouble" and how convenient that her brother just happened to see her broken down at 3am in the morning.
She did it and the Sheriff and his deputy helped her cover it up. She probably gave them a mill each.

>he ran off to live a cozy life
>forgot to take any of his money with him
He can't be living that cozy...

she seems like she has something to hide. I think her husband may have been up to something more than just smuggling tigers which could have got him in trouble but if she did kill him he's probably at the bottom of a lake or a shallow grave. Feeding him to cats would leave too much behind.

Yeah this, sure it would make it less obvious but what would even be the point of doing that as a poorfag if you could fuck off to a third world country and live like a king on half the money you got after a divorce anyway.

This. Yeah he couldn't fly to Costa Rica, but Cuba is only 90 miles away.

I firmly believe that everyone in the show is involved in massive drug smuggling operations that just haven't come out yet. I mean Joes husband is photographed with like a pound of cocaine in bed. How do you think they kept those tigers alive even when they were "broke"? They even said drug smugglers use the same methods as animal smugglers. I mean the fucking real Scarface showed up for like one episode, I wanna know more about his involvement.

*puts sardine oil on you*
nothin personell kid

To further cement what im saying. Who the fuck goes out at 3am to get milk, the night their husband vanishes off the face of the Earth.

>All the planes he owned couldn't fly that far
Who says he even flew out? Even the cops agreed the van at the airport was a decoy. He told everyone he was going to Costa Rica, a place where it would have been impossible for him to have gone on his own.

>Also the cop said Carole could have dumped his car at the airport that night as she went out and had "car trouble" and how convenient that her brother just happened to see her broken down at 3am in the morning
If her brother was involved it certainly wouldn't have been when he was on duty or with his partner.

The handyman said he had buried gold bars all over the place. Nobody knew how much money he had. Sneaking away a few million would have been a piece of cake.

yes.
>I think her husband may have been up to something more than just smuggling tigers
this

Life's different when you're a teenage hooker from a Florida cesspool man

>All made money in the 80's
>All of them seem mentally stuck in the 80's
>All crazy
>Lots of money
>Exotic pets
>Private planes
>Guns
>Miami
They were all clearly involved in the coke business

>He told everyone he was going to Costa Rica

No he didn't. He said he liked going there.
Why would he give letters to his personal assistant and best friend about Carole being dangerous and to take the letters to the police if he "went missing"

How can you look at all the evidence of episode 3 and not conclude she either did it, or knew the person who did it. She even altered the will so she got the money and his actual family got less then 10% of it. Also she altered the will to say "In the case of my disappearance" and that lawyer said in 30 years of writing wills he had never once seen someone put that in a will.

I feel like she had to.
If he had truly disappeared, then I feel like he would have had a better estate plan that looked after the kids.
The fact that there was such glaring holes that gave all the money to the bitch he was trying to get a restraining order on just seems improbable.

Exactly. I mean, again, a POUND of cocaine. You don't buy that much for recreational use, especially if you're supposedly in dire financial straits

obviously

The Will he left Carole nothing. She altered it and made it so she got everything. The personal assistant blatantly said this and said she had the original will that excluded Carole from getting anything.

GET ME THE FUCK OUT FROM UNDER THE SEPTIC TANK

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She is the hillary clinton of the animal people, so yes, she did that and probably more.

>if you wanted a tiger to attack someone you'd have to cover them in sardine oil

Why did she say this?

>a POUND of cocaine.
>You don't buy that much for recreational use

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So which is it, he's in the septic tank or he's tiger shit?

Yup

Regardless of whether she did it or not. I personally think she did.

A part of her likes that part of her public identity.
She enjoys the perceived power and mystery of appearing as a woman who murdered her husband.
It's a stronger image than she really is.
She's just a fucking psycho cat lady, who probably shot him in a panic.

You ever done cocaine, user? I mean maybe if you're a rockstar and you have millions of dollars free and clear you could buy that much for personal use but still. I suppose they could just be massive drug fiends or somehow had a really good deal, but considering the company I keep I can't think of a good reason why someone like Jeff Lowe would turn down the opportunity to sell drugs.

This is a good point, regardless of whether she's guilty or not, she clearly gets off on this delusion that she's some Jane Goodall figure who's saving Mother Earth. I mean she's a grown woman who wears flower tiaras.

Both, the tigers are toilet trained.

unclear if she killed him, but her behavior is highly suspicious and heavily implies she is aware of or was part of something that the general public do not know.

>has entries in her diary how she is pretty much stuck with him but hates him
>friends of his say he is going to divorce her
>when he goes missing she doesn't call the cops until over a day later when his secretary calls her, and her response is 'do you think i should call the cops'
>shows very little emotional response to him being missing, in interviews she acts like hes gone forever
>within a month begins to start moving stuff of his out
>highly implies that she stole and rewrote his will, which now starts with 'if i am missing'
>immediately gets him reported as dead as soon as legally possible
>one of the biggest signs of a liar is they will not say no, but will say 'why would i x'. when asked if his body was in the sewer she doesn't reply no, but 'why would i put his remains in a sewer?', completely different from the meat grinder accusation which she flat out calls 'ridiculous'.

Just having you on, user, drug dealing seems like the most obvious answer

Also forgot
>All drug addicts
>All convicted criminals

yeah. also joes husbands were not even gay, they were drug addicts and only stayed with him because he had easy access to drugs

>Jeff Lowe

That guy is ruthless, and I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up dead after his dealings with the feds. The criminals he runs with don't respect narks and never will.

>immediately gets him reported as dead as soon as legally possible

the other stuff are reasonable but arguable points

this one isnt
5 years is a long time
5 years of locked or contested assets as well
would you want to wait a day longer for 10 million if you didn't have to?

That god damn bitch Carole Baskin down in floridas got me all worked up, couldn't tell.

5 years? my bad, i thought it was 3 years. but yeah fair point. although she didn't like cry or anything when she signed it, apparently seemed pretty emotionless about it, which i guess isn't really a sign of guilt but if my wife had gone missing and i was signing what was basically a paper that says 'i give up' i would probably feel at least a little sad.

5 years is long enough to decide if he abandoned you or died. Either way you'll have him declared dead ASAP becauze you know they aren't gonna find him.

But neither of those are what happened because I think he's still alive and they conspired to fake his death

oh well then yeah that cunt killed him

Remember she wanted a divorce before he went missing. They might have arranged it so that she gets his money and to be rid of him, he gets to go live in Costa Rica like he's always wanted, presumably to fuck brown children and tigers, and have her funnel him money that he otherwise couldn't have secured.

People like doc antle put me at such unease, he and carole are extremely intelligent but doc is on another level, guy's got control of everything that surrounds him, when carole explained why he went with the animals at the congress was brilliant.

>in the event of my DISAPPEARANCE leave EVERYTHING I OWN to my AMAZING WIFE CAROL BASKIN

based schizo

he was a shady guy who died in a shady way. it's as possible as anything else.

i can actually totally buy this because he was a total piece of shit in the show that didn't give a fuck about his wife, wouldn't surprise me if he didn't give a fuck about his kids too.

his fucking 50 year old daughter fucking crying though about her dad being gone was pretty shitty. if he is alive he's a total scum bag. she has probably cried every year since he's been gone.

doc antle is like the most effortless lawful evil character in the documentary, like this guy knows he's full of shit and has an answer for everything.

doc antle is a god

nah, he's just a very intelligent, practiced con artist and animal trafficker

and has an harem of hot submissive women in cat suits

>practiced con artist and animal trafficker
Sound like god to me.

honestly this is the most respectable part of the hustle

because none of the rest of it directly affects me in a capacity I am a HUGE fan of the man

i would murder tigers all day for a harem of attractive women

yeah doc antle is the kind of guy i feel extreme jealousy for regarding his possession of women, (only hires fucking 16 year old virgins to basically breed fuck slaves), but at the same time realize i wouldn't have just the raw fucking energy to devote my life to being a cartoon style fucking villain like him.

the part where the interviewer just barely breezes around a question about staff hours he immediately shuts it down as a cult accusation while laughing. what a fucker.

so full of shit the only reason the tigers don't eat him is because he probably tastes like it too

>pay money to check out my animals if you want
>ok
where's the con?

>Why would he give letters to his personal assistant and best friend about Carole being dangerous and to take the letters to the police if he "went missing"
So that everyone would blame Carole and nobody would think that he up and left.

>How can you look at all the evidence of episode 3 and not conclude she either did it, or knew the person who did it
Because the evidence suggests that he was in control of everything. He created the narrative that she was going to kill him over his money. He had money buried all over the place. He had multiple planes at his disposal. He asked a friend if he would run off to Costa Rica with him. He let his other friend know that he was planning something 'slick'. He filed for a restraining order despite his lawyer being able to tell immediately that there were no grounds for it. He was a financial genius and thrill-seeker who could never stay attached to one woman. Do you really think he would just have hung around the house waiting to get killed when he could have dug up some gold and hopped on to a plane to who knows where? If Carole actually threatened him that would have been his first and best move. Just fucking leave with a pile of gold and let his lawyers handle the rest.

>She even altered the will so she got the money and his actual family got less then 10% of it
She did, but if she had killed him then she would have done that before he disappeared, not after. Or at the very least before she reported him missing That would have been step #1. Instead she had to do it brazenly and made a will that barely held up to scrutiny. That was done of out desperation, not premeditation. She only realized she was fucked after he vanished, and had to do something to keep the money.

>Nobody knew how much money he had
Actually, there was exactly 1 person who knew just how much money he had and she was his estate executor until he magically disappeared and a new will showed up saying that it's valid in case of disappearance

Seriously
Seriously

Come on

I think Don was probably planning to fly the coop permanently, screwed up somehow or got involved with the wrong people and Carole took advantage of the situation. Carole is just a conniving bitch rather than a murderer. Proving that she murdered him is impossible which is why this is still a cold case.

His whole premise is extraordinary, from the obvious point of being an exotic animal owner, but what he does with it, is basically a honey trap for christian girls with low selfsteem, if carole had chosen him as her antagonist she couldn't have done half the damage she did to joe, for what i can see the only way she could have tried to corner him was attacking his life style but she herself would be at disadvantage bc of her husband's disappearance and the fact that she didn't pay a penny to her volunteers.

Unmemedly, under the septic tank. Feeding Don to the tigers is just funnier to say.

Because a human with even a bit of critical thought would watch more than just a single episode of a documentary, not related to the murder, before coming to the conclusion of a murder.

The fucking documentary WANTS you to be suspicious of Carole in episode three of the series, it means you will sympathies with Joe more just for them to pull the rug out from under you later.

Jesus use your head and question why what info is being fed to you.

>He was a financial genius and thrill-seeker
What kind of thrill seeker wants to end his days fucking underaged girls in costa rica like a retired boomer office worker though. And again, if he had enough hidden money to live like a kign while evading detection in latin america, why even bother faking his death in the first place?