Gwyneth Paltrow’s Burden

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> Gwyneth Paltrow has hinted she’s feeling sexually frustrated while in coronavirus isolation with her husband Brad Falchuk.
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> The Hollywood star admitted: “We're lucky that we have a really solid relationship but we're also in the house with the kids and it's pretty close quarters.”
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> She has two children, Apple, 15, and Moses, 13, who the actress says are struggling while not seeing their friends.
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> She then revealed her and Brad's lack of privacy in their mansion is bringing a bit of an issue

Damn, that must suck…

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Paltrow is quite possibly the stupidest Hollywood celeb ever.

Still hot though.

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I can at least appreciate how shameless Paltrow is about her lack of any real problems.
Other celebrities are incredibly pretentious about their own lives, not Paltrow. She just owns it. Still scummy, but a little less.

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obsessed

I hope she gets robbed and raped to death

Nice mansion.

holy based

This. She's very indicative of what the other celebrities are really thinking, but at least she's honest about it and non of that pretend caring for you shit.

They live in a mansion. Can't they just go in some other room and lock the door?

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>she's honest about it

No, she's just that fucking clueless.

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which ones?

Wtf I want to coom now

dumb cunt

based, if I was rich i would act just like her. Fuck everyone else, the "THINK OF THE POOR LATINOOOOOS" is why this country is falling

maybe she should stuff one of her pussy scented candles up her cunt and see if that helps

This is an average house in the U.S. you dumb 3rd worlders.

Elizabeth Banks is not Jewish for example

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>7 limes
wut

Yeah I'm thinking the communists are right about everything and these people should hang

I'm ultimately disgusted by all aspects of human sexuality in both men and women, it's all so atavistic and primal, determined by thousands of years of animalistic desires rather than spontaneous and organic affection. Men just want to pollinate every field they see and ultimately leave the consequences of it behind, whereas women want to have their field pollinated by only the most candidate, expressing contempt for all others, and then have a less desirable candidate come and support their offspring if the most desirable candidate no longer wants to do so and protect them from sabertooth tigers.

I think the only solution is a government supplied gf/bf for anyone who wants one and can't get one. Civil society should allow us to grow beyond the confines of our sexual evolution.

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Elizbath Banks, Isla FIsher, and Zoeey Deschanel all converted to Judaism for their Jew husbands.

why doesn't brad just suck on her toes all day, you really don't need privacy for that

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Dubs and it happens in a week's time

Trips and I take your anal virginity

>buying the least nutritionally dense foods you can find

I know she’s dumb but come on. You can buy an absurd amount of white rice, eggs, tomatoes, potatoes etc for $29. Lettuce and coriander are luxuries that have little nutritional value. Tomatoes, carrots and onions are far better for poor fags.

>it's another "third world retard thinks upper middle class house that most American posters could have afforded fresh out of college is a mansion" thread

kill yourself

Gwyneth Paltrow got one fucking Oscar because she had the benefit of the Harvey Weinstein machine behind her, beating out based Cate Blanchett for zero reason, and now the world has had to deal with her even though she's done nothing impressive since.

Lack of privacy...

In a mansion. I just don't care anymore.

Eat the rich

Maaaaaaannnnnnnn..... FUCK this bitch! Fuck her right up th-
*toot*
Um... excuse me... Fuck her right up her a-
*frrrrppppp*
wew! wew lads! Sorry! As I was saying, I'l shove my
*phhhhtttttttthhhhhhhhtoot*
Augh! Oh god, I'm gonna f-
*TTTHHHHHHRRRRRRTTTTTTRT*
JUST PUT A CORK IN IT! PUT A CORK IN MY TOOTER! EVEN IF YA GOTTA LUBE UP YOUR COCK, AS SOME WOULD SAY YOUR ROOTER, AND SHOVE IT DEEP INSIDE MY TIGHT WHITE TOOTER, JUST DO SOMETHIN' WILL Y-
*PLOOOOOOPPPPPPP*

Pathetic faggot

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>it's all so atavistic and primal, determined by thousands of years of animalistic desires rather than spontaneous and organic affection.
>I think the only solution is a government supplied gf/bf for anyone who wants one and can't get one.
I am laffin

>isolation
>mansion
oh god lmao

I understand that the government supplied gf/bf program would feel artificial at first but it would give the chance for genuine affection to develop for people who otherwise will have no chance, maybe after a year if either party isn't happy they can be rotated out for another one.

Iron Man also helped. Jumping on the MCU bandwagon early was very lucky for her.

Haha jeez, I think we're all feeling a little boxed in during this quarantine, we feel you Gwyn honey.
Anyway, death to Israel! We will be welcomed back in to the Garden of Eden only when every last Jew is exterminated.

just fuck in front of the kids what's the problem? Heck why not have em join in!

Why would she decorate with chairs? Shouldn’t you use a table and flowers or something

>Apple and Moses

what the fuck is with rich people and stupid names

Be easy to just make prostitution legal

how does she have a mansion?

she was affiliated with Weinstein and got an oscar in the 90s, but she hasn't done any other blockbuster films since. except for small roles in the iron man movies, and contagion

Yea others try to lie about their problems and complain about being victims or oppresed in some way.
Sort of like natalie portman and brie larson.

Paltrow is so completetly transparent in her vapid life is very refreshing.

after the 90 oscars nominations started meaning less and less, this is no surprise.

AND I WILL TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

to fix you...

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That pic is ten years old

Why didn't she buy like 7 cans of Chef Boyardee for $1 each, some frozen burritos for $0.40 each, some boxes of Mac and Cheese for $1 each, some milk, and butter for the Mac and Cheese? She'd still have like $10 or $11 leftover after that to get some other cheap food.

When you measure your house in acres, you gotta fill it with something.

When I was a kid and my mother was on food stamps she used to get a big bag of rice, a big bag of beans, and a bottle of hot sauce. You'd get sick of it, but you'd make it the whole month and not go hungry. She'd also get a big box of Top Ramen for me to make when she had to work.

Gwyneth Kate Paltrow[1] (/ˈpæltroʊ/; born September 27, 1972) is an American actress, singer, author, and businesswoman. She has received numerous accolades for her work, including an Academy Award, a Golden Globe Award, and a Primetime Emmy Award. Her films have grossed $3.3 billion at the U.S. box office and $8.8 billion worldwide.[2]

Since 2005, Paltrow has been the face of Estée Lauder's Pleasures perfume. She is also the face of American fashion brand Coach,[3] owner of a lifestyle company, Goop, and author of several cookbooks.

Gwyneth Kate Paltrow was born on September 27, 1972 in Los Angeles, the daughter of actress Blythe Danner and film producer-director Bruce Paltrow.[5] Paltrow's father was Jewish,[7] Her father's Ashkenazi Jewish family emigrated from Belarus and Poland,[12][13][14][15][16] while her mother has Pennsylvania Dutch (German), Irish, and some English ancestry.[17][18][19] Paltrow's paternal great-great-grandfather was a rabbi in Nowogród, Poland, and a descendant of the well-known Paltrowicz family of rabbis from Kraków.[20][21]

She is a half-cousin of actress Katherine Moennig, through her mother, and a second cousin of former U.S. Congresswoman Gabby Giffords (AZ-08), through her father.[22] Her uncle is opera singer and actor Harry Danner, whose daughter, actress Hillary Danner,[23] is Paltrow's cousin and close friend. Paltrow recalls their family gatherings: "Hillary and I always had this in common, and do to this day [...] cooking for people we love, eating, hanging out as a family. It's how we were raised. It's what we do."[24] Another cousin is Rebekah Paltrow Neumann, whose spouse is the Israeli-American millionaire Adam Neumann, founder of WeWork.

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I read this in Mel Gibsons voice

she runs a very successful snake oil scam company that preys on gullible women
and the marvel movies do pay a fuckton of money