Let's get this out of the way once and for all

Let's get this out of the way once and for all.
What do women really want?

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WAR

my dick

huge cock and all your money

bras

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To be entertained 24/7. You can beat a woman to death and she’ll love you forever, but if you bore her to death she’ll leave you in a heartbeat.

So many bras, so little breast.

They want somebody who is not a fucking psychopath and has his shit together. Somebody who has a good sense of humor and makes them feel safe.

Women want varying degrees of attention, adoration and worship depending on what they already have.

>is not a psychopath
Oh, user...

Nordic girls look like this?

this lasts for about a year then they're fucking the tattoo'd felon at work

attention

These
Also 6' tall or greater

Fuck life is easy as a woman

Once we have sex robots it's over for them.

Reminder that this girl is a heroin junkie coalburner from Brooklyn
Very disappointing she isn't russian

...

Proofs?

Someone nice, attractive, funny, and stable. That’s literally all we want.

Where is this from? Link to the original post?

women don't actually know what they want

dat booty tho

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BBC

Chad phenotype and Money

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just find a good 4-5/10 who's not insufferable to talk to and leave it at that. attractive women have the biggest false sense of entitlement of any group on the planet

Is that why men go to jail for domestic violence?

Nothing

Everything

lmao the fact that she made this giant writeup, if the post is even real, means she's definitely got feels for the guy, whether that's physical or mental or both. women NEVER tell the truth about their standards for dating because they don't actually know what the fuck is going on either so they just make shit up
women usually end up with the guy they think about the most, whether because they hate him so much or love him, the fact the guy is so in her head rent-free like that means sooner or later she's going to give in and message him back
NEVER EVER be a tinder broad's fucking jester, it's a guaranteed way to get no pussy

>makes them feel safe.
What the fuck does that even mean. Safe from what

>record-low viewership to every BBC show
nah mate

Either this is a bait LARP or this bitch deserves two black eyes and a broken jaw

Well with Brad Pitt he still got a crazy bitch that adopted nogs and forced transition of their actual kid. Women are retarded. I'm married with 2 daughters and can 100% tell you that.

Babies, you virgins. The answer is babies.
Everything before that is details.

To fuck a dog and suck horse cocks

Reminder that if you believe in anything other than this then you are likely mentally ill

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safe from incels

Physically, emotionally, and financially safe.

why is life good in real life then I go on the internet and everything is depressing, sad, and complete shit. I honestly have no clue why I still lurk here

Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

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The lady doth protest too much

A soulmate

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>Brooklyn
Americans don't look like that

They want Chad to impregnate them and a beta cuck to provide for them. This is the ultimate truth

wrong. girls like bad boys. this dude has never fucked crazy chicks you can tell

What is it good for?

Imagine thinking a machine will be able to replicate human touch

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it's just biology bro

Name?

lmao at the first two

sense of humor and "security", yes though

jaw moggs me

this

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They are getting better every day.

>They want somebody who is not a fucking psychopath
stopped reading

pusy

Is this better?

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Just like it was over for men when vibrators were invented, right?

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Someone in their mid twenties with no direction in life, no money and no social network. Someone who spends most of his time browsing Yas Forums and other such sites and playing video games. Someone who occasionally watches some television series or a maybe movie in order to take a break from gaming and other non-sense hobbies.

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