Batman v Superman

Assume all you like, won't change the fact that your definition of a masterpiece is a film that treats children's saturday cartoon characters like they're in a biblical epic. Protip: If you have to try THIS hard to make people take your genre seriously, its best to leave it alone.

Join the 40%

Because I'm right, and all you can do is sling baseless insults instead of challenging me on my point?

Take your meds and go back to Yas Forums.

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I don't think it's a masterpiece, it's good tho. I'm sure the movies you like are all shit tho, and you're a pseud faggot, like I said. Name some movies you like little bitch.

Holy projection Batman!

Yas Forums are braindead fascist larpers who wouldn't know a good movie if it shat in their mouths. Your associations are meaningless. Meanwhile I'm out here dabbing on your shitty film choices, because why the hell not?

Most of the things you like can be consumed by children. Stop larping like you're a macho Man, bitch.

*tips fedora*

Isn't your shift at Mcdonalds about to start? Go clean the toilets wagie.

Holy dilaterino!

It's sad how your dad leaving your bucktoothed mother for a 400lb blind black man led you to your phobia where everbody that doesn't agree with you is LGBT.

Network is my favourite film. That's all you're getting to know of my illustrious tastes, simp.

This is creative, so I'll give some credit for trying dumb tranny. Plz dilate tho

How many chins do you have exactly, Paul?

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The film you're worshipping in this thread is literally for closeted homos, it is nothing but rippling male flesh. Nothing they like to see more than two muscular men wrestling in spandex. Batman even wears a gimp suit.

Just because your closeted 90 pound cuckhold father likes the movie doesn't mean it's for closeted gay men. Take your meds.

Yep pretentious shit for the psued, super duper surprised.

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oh snap, you got me! What a burn! Guess I'll give up and slink awa– wait a minute, I don't work at McDonalds! And even if I did, you'd be the fatty ordering at the counter, rather than cooking the fine-ass vegan cuisine I prepare every night for me and my girlfriend. I'm guessing the reason why you brought up McDonalds is because you're projecting and it's on your mind, amirite?

Your gf will never pass.

It ain't even pretentious, but presumably you've never seen it, googled it and saw the word "satire" and it scared you, because that shit is above your intellectual faculties, right?

My dad is dead from corona, you fucking insensitive piece of shit. Don't you dare tarnish his name.

Gf? Lol anything that would look at you twice is either blind or looks like a methed up Pee Wee Herman in a wig.

>it is nothing but rippling male flesh. Nothing they like to see more than two muscular men wrestling in spandex.
Wow man you really detailed your thoughts , is this a passage from your gay romance novel you're writing you fag.

Don't talk with your mouth full, how disgusting, you pig.

Implying you knew which guy in the trailer park was your dad...

I didn't ask you for your ideal dick receptacle, jabroney.

I heard you posed for the cover.

Yeah, it is actually, I'm taking inspiration from your dad's illustrious career in the navy. You some kinda homophobe?

Your pretentious Jew movie can fuck off gay fag.

(You)

He wasn't taking the hiv medication for Corona retard.

Everyone in here is a faggot but me

Jokes on you, I was raised in an anarchist commune where the responsibility of my upbringing was shared equally amongst all. It was wholesome and profoundly educational. Meanwhile you were busy playing "nickle for a tickle" with your uncle because your dad was too busy with work and your mum was getting plowed by the gardener to notice.

>>Yas Forums is thataway for all your homofash needs. Go cry about how its all da joos fault your dick don't work.

Absolute madman!

Is this what the voices told you?

Jews did 911

Thanks for the fun thread fellas, glad it was so easy to derail, the film sucks but its fun shitposting about it. I'm actually from /lit/ but it fucking sucks right now, so I thought I'd bounce around the other boards. Hope you all survive corona, take it easy

These are some of the Jews that did 911

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I HOPE YOU DONT SURVIVE CORONA BITCH

>fake DC fans
the only fake fans are the ones pushing this shit as anything but trash; pushing said narrative makes the actual fans look crazy who want nothing more to erase this dumpster fire from all memory

It's better than endgame

if you actually think that than you are retarded endgame actually had a story and a coherent plotline

Endgame was bland weightless manufactured shit, the fucking new hellboy movie was better than endgame.

ok boomer

>Omg like wouldn't it be cool if we kill the villain we have been building up for years right in the beggining and have a contrived cringe feminst empowerment moment in our pentultimate scene of a ten year long franchise

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Fake DC fans watch the Arrowverse shows and loved Gotham.

Take your meds.