THE TEN COMMANDMENTS EASTER SPECIAL THREAD
>WHAT IS THIS?
1956 CHARLTON HESTON / YUL BRYNNER EPIC BIBLE MOVIE STARRING CHARLTON HESTON AS MOSES - IT'S SHOWN ON TV ONCE A YEAR AROUND EASTER AND IT'S ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER MADE
>WHEN?
10 MINUTES AFTER THIS THREAD IS POSTED - BASICALLY RIGHT NOW
>WHERE?
YOUR LOCAL ABC AFFILIATE
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Oops, I got the timing off. I think it comes on in about 40 minutes. My local TV guide is all fucked up.
Was DeMille better in the 30's?
All I know is her milkers are top notch in Ten Commandments, it would be hard to top them in any other movie. Also thanks for the bump, this thread will probably struggle until the movie comes on, I fucked up and made it too early.
I love this movie, but this particular adaptation of Exodus really begs the question of why Moses didn't just become Pharaoh and convert everyone in the kingdom to Judaism. Nefretiri was 100% right about everything.
I think it's gonna start at the top of the hour, in about 15 minutes.
Giving up power and giving it all to God is a running theme in the Bible, she may have been technically right but she's still a dirty pagan thot.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT JEWISH NIGGER STORIES
why yes I'm Jewish. how could you tell?
Yul Brynner is such a treasure in this movie, holy shit. He manages to play it completely straight yet ham it up to 100% at the exact same time. It's amazing.
I used to watch this every Easter with my family
good times
Didn't he win an Oscar for it?
HERE WE GO BOYS
IT'S ON
WHERE MY JEW WORSHIP BROS AT
IT'S HAPPENING
"So it is written, so it shall be done."
oh no you can't kill the male jewish babies!
nice
>New Yorkers don't back down
>they stay home
what?
DeMille later made Cleopatra, which takes place about 30 BC.
as much as I appreciate the thought OP aren't you like a week early?
How many Jews would you kill for a chance to grab her nefer-titties?
It's on right now, faggatron.
It’s on right now on ABC
>ah heard your ass paints houses
dialogue could've been a little better
so? easter is next week Yas Forums watches it at easter but w/e watch it now, see if I care
All of them.
Nefretiri is such a thirsty bitch
I'm not gay but Heston is a literal demigod. He mogs all these modern movie stars. He could outchad Brad Pitt
>I do not know what power shapes my way, but my feet are set upon a road that I must follow.
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Robinson is so miscast in this.
Its not possible to miscast Robinson. He's kino in everything he's in.
What does this film have to do with Easter? If anything, it should be linked to Passover.
he's perfect, what do you mean?
>SHE AIN'T WORTH THE TIME, YOUR GRACE
He sounds too much like a 30s mobster for a historical epic set in Egypt.
Easter is linked to Passover retardo
he never sounds like that
easter was at passover, thats what the last supper was dumb dumb, it was passover
>Passover
Oy, was Jesus one of (((them)))?
Watergirl>Pharaoh girl>Shepard girl
goddamn she is incredible
That frog looking guy is such a fucking snake
i heard you paint houses
Let the name Chuck be stricken from every brothel.
based obscure reference user
For a religious movie from the fifties there sure are a lot of rockin' tits
Ben Hur would be the better Easter film
It is the better easter film.
Is that this weekend or next? Don't think it much matters at this point.
My favorite well wench is the one in the background with the moustache
thats why I always do a double feature
cecil b demille was based
Why do old movie sets have so much soul?
Absolute bible kino
One of my favorite yearly traditions on Yas Forums, I might watch Ben Hur tomorrow night too.