Which actors would be the ideal cast for a new version of Troy/The Iliad?
Which actors would be the ideal cast for a new version of Troy/The Iliad?
Helen - Freya
Someone black.
What the hell happened to her? Looks like one of meme pics
Fisstech
Bogg'd
For me it's Anya as Helen
The millennial generation doesn't have anyone on the level of Brad Pitt to play Achilles. Why is this?
leslie jones as ajax
paul dano as cassandra
Thea Sofie Loch Næss
Closest I think of is Chris hemsworth or some shit
Looks too viking
Eiza Gonzalez
Who's this subhuman monster
Looks too degenerate compared to prime Pitt
Based choice. I love this bitch.
Paris
perfect
Menelaus
This dumb bitch wants her puffy ravanged NOW.
ezra miller.
/ourgirl/ of course as Helen
Classics Paul Dano
perfect, bcuz he looks like a bitch
disgusting
give them one of the female roles
Olivia Cook as Hellen? She is the prettiest model I can think of nowadays.
lol
Kristen Bell's feet
5-10 years ago she'd have been perfect. Too old now
If she was in her early 20s and not batshit crazy, yeah, Amber Heard would be a great Helen
Helen should be Margot Robbie because Helen is supposed to be the most beautiful girl on the planet, and I personally think Margot Robbie qualifies (along with being ok at acting too.)
Brad Pitt was perfect as Achilles.
Since seeing Eva Green in 302 I also want her to have some part in this.
That's just about it.
Holy shit...way too young to answer the call
Too old, rectangular, and flat chested
Helen should be black
Helen should be played by a redhead.
It's depressing that it's extremely unlikely the cast wouldn't be black'd if made in this day and age. Makes me wonder if it will ever end and go back to normal.
>Helen should be Margot Robbie
such a normalfag choice.
ok name a black actress beautiful enough to be Helen
here's your helen
>Helen
Hershlag but 4 to 6" taller and DD
does each eyeball get separate billing?
Why did you post this in the fuckpig thread you tard
the BBC literally just made an entirely blacked Iliad, so it's already past theory.
>Helen
>a fucking jewess
kys
my wires got crossed
Idris Elba
Tessa Thompson
just make The Odyssey already!
Helen playing Helen would've been pure pottery desu
Jewesses are cute
This. Mods are asleep, post redheads
>Helen
>a nordic
kys
very nice
>Sean Bean as Odysseus
>doesn't die but still has to descend to the Underworld
this nigga can't catch a break
already happened
try with something more original.
I'd prefer a Jewess who at least looks Med to a blonde who would get skin cancer just from the rosy fingered dawn
who would play Diomedes, the best character?
Idris Elba
cast it
Biel as Hector
Maybe Helen after years of coke
>blonde helen
we're talking about a GREEK woman that lived in TURKEY ffs, i'm not asking you to make her med, but at least choose someone brunette or black haired
She was described as golden haired though
what the fuck is the scene on the right
It’s not from The Last Kingdom
she's described as blond in the text you dumb retard
same as achilles and menelaus
people don't want to see sicilian, israeli and albanian retards playing aristocrats
>we're talking about a GREEK woman that lived in TURKEY ffs
t. american education
roaches came to modern day Turkey only in XV century moron. During Troy they were very likely similar to Greeks
She's already railled to be Hellen though.
Helen was Greek. Needs to be a bit darker.
reminder that she's literally of Nazi blood. she posted german letters from her grandma one time on Instagram, thought next gonna be some pics from hitler with a signature of him too lol.
too bad she only plays League of legends and photoshop everything to hell and back before posting
Based