Which actors would be the ideal cast for a new version of Troy/The Iliad?

Which actors would be the ideal cast for a new version of Troy/The Iliad?

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Helen - Freya

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Someone black.

What the hell happened to her? Looks like one of meme pics

Fisstech

Bogg'd

For me it's Anya as Helen

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The millennial generation doesn't have anyone on the level of Brad Pitt to play Achilles. Why is this?

leslie jones as ajax
paul dano as cassandra

Thea Sofie Loch Næss

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Closest I think of is Chris hemsworth or some shit

Looks too viking

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Eiza Gonzalez

Who's this subhuman monster

Looks too degenerate compared to prime Pitt

Based choice. I love this bitch.

Paris

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perfect

Menelaus

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This dumb bitch wants her puffy ravanged NOW.

ezra miller.

/ourgirl/ of course as Helen

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Classics Paul Dano

perfect, bcuz he looks like a bitch

disgusting

give them one of the female roles

Olivia Cook as Hellen? She is the prettiest model I can think of nowadays.

lol

Kristen Bell's feet

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5-10 years ago she'd have been perfect. Too old now

If she was in her early 20s and not batshit crazy, yeah, Amber Heard would be a great Helen

Helen should be Margot Robbie because Helen is supposed to be the most beautiful girl on the planet, and I personally think Margot Robbie qualifies (along with being ok at acting too.)
Brad Pitt was perfect as Achilles.
Since seeing Eva Green in 302 I also want her to have some part in this.

That's just about it.

Holy shit...way too young to answer the call

Too old, rectangular, and flat chested

Helen should be black

Helen should be played by a redhead.

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It's depressing that it's extremely unlikely the cast wouldn't be black'd if made in this day and age. Makes me wonder if it will ever end and go back to normal.

>Helen should be Margot Robbie
such a normalfag choice.

ok name a black actress beautiful enough to be Helen

here's your helen

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>Helen
Hershlag but 4 to 6" taller and DD

does each eyeball get separate billing?

Why did you post this in the fuckpig thread you tard

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the BBC literally just made an entirely blacked Iliad, so it's already past theory.

>Helen
>a fucking jewess
kys

my wires got crossed

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Idris Elba
Tessa Thompson

just make The Odyssey already!

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Helen playing Helen would've been pure pottery desu

Jewesses are cute

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This. Mods are asleep, post redheads

>Helen
>a nordic
kys

very nice

>Sean Bean as Odysseus
>doesn't die but still has to descend to the Underworld
this nigga can't catch a break

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already happened

try with something more original.

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I'd prefer a Jewess who at least looks Med to a blonde who would get skin cancer just from the rosy fingered dawn

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who would play Diomedes, the best character?

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Idris Elba

cast it

Biel as Hector

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Maybe Helen after years of coke

>blonde helen
we're talking about a GREEK woman that lived in TURKEY ffs, i'm not asking you to make her med, but at least choose someone brunette or black haired

She was described as golden haired though

what the fuck is the scene on the right
It’s not from The Last Kingdom

she's described as blond in the text you dumb retard
same as achilles and menelaus
people don't want to see sicilian, israeli and albanian retards playing aristocrats

>we're talking about a GREEK woman that lived in TURKEY ffs
t. american education
roaches came to modern day Turkey only in XV century moron. During Troy they were very likely similar to Greeks

She's already railled to be Hellen though.

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Helen was Greek. Needs to be a bit darker.

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reminder that she's literally of Nazi blood. she posted german letters from her grandma one time on Instagram, thought next gonna be some pics from hitler with a signature of him too lol.
too bad she only plays League of legends and photoshop everything to hell and back before posting

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