What would you do if you were the last person on earth

what would you do if you were the last person on earth

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Why, play with my peenus weenus of course!

Find a farm near a river and sustain myself as long as i possibly could

get a bunch of high powered weapons and blow shit up while I smoke a fat FAT crack rock

Visit the house of everyone I ever crushed on and find out their shoe size

jerk of outside

as long as the internet still worked i would plot a journey to the most expensive stores and steal as much as i could
after that i would break into houses and live off food supplies untill that becomes no longer an option
then i would probably hang myself from said store windows

THEY FUCKING KILLED THE FUCKING DOG.
WHY.
WHY.
WHY!

Rape

Post on Yas Forums.

user do you think that the Internet just "exists" without people making it work?

ok then maybe just the houses bit and the eventuall hanging out of futility

Blah blah muh pupperino blah good boi

Steal a maclaren P1 from one of the rich bozos in my city and go full fast and furious till petrol runs out or I end up crashing and killing myself like Paul walker

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Coom

Read science and physics until I figure out a way to bring SOME people back. Mainly Emma Watson, and then fuck her ass until I die

Skip right ahead to the part where I kill myself.

WHAT ABOUT THE BOOMER?

Rape.

Drive fast and smoke blunts, so not much would change really

Fun times with my dog

Id find a big ass fancy cabin near a ski town and figure it out from there. One with a comfy fireplace

Raid the onahole warehouse

Your plan is to become a nigger?

Find the nearest church, find a Jesus statue, put a gun to his head, tell God to show Himself or I kill his son

Paul Walker was killed in a drone strike.

>as long as the internet still worked
brainless reatard moron

The only person with a brain in this thread

mashallah

no Yas Forums no tv no video games no porn make user go cray-cray

drink all the liquor

>reatard

>mfw all these anons calling me retarded but not posting what they would do because its probably equally delusional or retarded

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based crackposter

necrophilia

How does the internet work without people?

better question is what would i need with the internet without people?

Just play vidya without paying.

the several million porn video backlog to go through?

cringe
based

i want to change my answer to break into peoples houses and jack off to their family photos

>find the female partners of all the monster leaders
>kidnap them one by one, eventually amassing a harem of them
>create multiple videos of me grinning at the camera as I fuck bone-chilling screams out of them while they're chained down
>splice it all together and play it on loop on all of the city's big screens every night, with ACDCs "You Shook Me All Night Long" blaring in the background

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two chicks at the same time man

>consoles run on magical fairy dust and not electricity.
zoom zoom

mark down the days until i'm so horny that sam gets reasonably fuckable

so... immediately?

;)

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>drive on the opposite side of the road
>be naked all the time
>take my battlestation and hook it out at the middle of the street
>play hentai
>jack off

>What are solar panels?
>What are wind turbines?
>What are diesel generators?
boom boom

Based

>implying zoomers would know how to hook up a solar panel, use a wind turbine or put diesel into a generator.
5 star simp post.

Say nigger

this
then I would kill myself

>NO PHONE????
>IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAANE

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Steal what you fucking moron? You're the last person on earth, it isn't stealing at that point.

have sex

Kek, the beast lords would definitely take offense to that too. That beast at the end clearly was trying to save its mate from Will Smith. Best idea ITT.

Based

big words from a dead guy

Based peenus weenus poster!