Why would wizards celebrate christmas

(((atheists))) hate christmas

Nobody hates Christmas. People just like to virtue signal that they do to appear woke. Give someone an Athiest an iPhone X and say Merry Christmas and watch how unupset they get.

considering christian persecution of witches, its like jews celebrating the birthday of adolph hitler

>opens up the implication the Jesus was a wizard

its set in the UK so they should be celebrating Ramadan instead

>why would wizards celebrate Yule, the season of Jólnir (Oden) the great sorcerer
this is your brain on christianity

Why didn't Voldemort just stab baby Harry to death?

They why don't they call it Yuletide?

How do you think Jesus performed all those miracles?

Because he thought his magic could do the job and when it backfired he was already fried.
There was nothing he could do about it

because evangelical amerimutts went full retard with calling harry potter an evil warlock/satanist at the time

It's almost like women don't bother with internal consistency, world building and other gay shit for nerds.

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Except the wizards and witches completely BTFO muggles in every respect and only pretended to be persecuted for fun. They were not actually massacred or ever in any danger.

Why didn't he stab him after coming back?

What kind of faggotry is this?
Coming up with a complex calendar for some fucking hobbits that never even got used in the books.
It's not like the corporate structure for a future corporation I once spent four days on including history of the corporation, past mergers and takeovers that caused internal problems with physical and data security policy and how this affected their ability to force project against raiders after the fall of the capital 200 years before the short story I was writing was set because I needed a reason for there to be a statue in the main walkway leading into the building.
I still have those notes somewhere.

Worldbuilding is so much fun.

Because Christmas stole all its shit from pagan holidays and rituals.

i'm an atheist and i celebrate christmas.

it's the most comfy time of the year, there's a general good feel about it, the message it tries to convey is a positive one.

it's one of the best things any religion has ever done second only to the crusades.

santa is a wizard you dumb nigger

youtu.be/rFmPks_vgFE

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For the same reason the Japanese celebrate christmas.

The same reason why Americans celebrate Christmas.

>Christmas is a secular holiday.
You don't have to be religious to participate in a wide spread holiday like christmas, but to say it is a secular holiday is just plain wrong.

>implying anything would NOT backfire because of the magic

10% extra tax for mudbloods

For post-Protestant countries, it might as well be a secular holiday because no one has the faith.

End of winter celebrations such as Yule and Saturnalia have been things way before Christian religion so the sandniggers who forced that goatfucking religion into Europe just slapped their own shit on top of the original celebrations but nowadays no one cares about the Christian shit anymore and people prefer Santa and presents. The name of Christmas doesn't even have anything to do with Christian religion in most European languages.

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Saturnalia celebrations don't even overlap with the Christmas liturgical season. It's just complete nonsense.

the way they celebrate is pretty fucking christian though and they call it christmas. stop lecturing me on pagan shit this clearly has nothing to do with that

>Except the wizards and witches completely BTFO muggles in every respect

We have a massive advante on numbers. Yes, a wizard could kill 100 muggles before somebody has a lucky shot on him, but if push comes to show we can endure those loses. Before the WWII they probably could win a total war using brute force, but after the explosion in population and scientific discover that came afterwards that simply isn't an option.

Based Varg, fuck ((((Christians))))

this. He was a wizard who revealed himself to the muggles and they killed him.

I'm not seeing Baby Jesus in those pics.

Tolkien created a complete universe, complete with generation spanning wars, invented languages, etc and then decided to write a children's story in it. It makes sense he would come up with a calendar too

So, how did Jesus bring people back from death without the use of Horcruxes?

I know, it's kind of what I was trying to say, because I did similar shit when I was younger.

Really love the care and love Tolkien put into his work.

>Really love the care and love Tolkien put into his work.

And yet he couldn't answer what was Aragorn's tax policy.

>im atheist

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You realize that it was literally just pointed out that his universe had lots of stuff that wasn't made explicit in the books? Of course he could answer that.

is the only acceptable time to make that face when you watched someone blow their head off?

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lol

HOWEVER

Christmas hasn't actually been about Jesus shit for a long time.

>day to celebrate Jesus' birth
>pagan

Why wouldnt wizards have a religion, they have an afterlife right?nothing should be too outrageous

Perhaps they celebrate a different version of christmas. How would we know? Rowling never went deeper. Just a hint: Jesus may have been an official Wizard

Yuletide doesn't roll as smoothly off the tounge as Christmas in English. In the Nordic countries it is still called Jul and sounds much better in Germanic languages than Kristusmesse.

USA USA USA

America created it's own version of christmas that it celebrates

Why did Wizards have a biblical quote on their grave?

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kek

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>Why would wizards celebrate christmas
Jesus was a wizard. An omnigender wizard of color.