Noh-Jay Consortium Edition
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Logan Torres
Parker Cox
>SPIC
>STD
Nicholas Cooper
Lads, just went to the bathroom, I took an absolutely MASSIVE, HUGE, ARSE RIPPING, STP and STD.
Oliver Phillips
Connor Robinson
Why are you sad, Michael?
Christian Jenkins
>Voyager
Easton Martinez
Nog and Nog
Christian Richardson
Nig and Nog
Caleb Miller
>mall-loiterers
Alexander Gray
>loiterers
>sitting
i don't think you think this means what you think it means
Owen Flores
Based
Zachary Russell
No, you're ignorant. Honestly, you're retarded if you think you can't sit and also 'loiter' at the same time. You're objectively wrong about this.
Christopher Miller
Anton Yelchin and John Cho and Q's son and Wesley Crusher and Icheb are relentlessly handsome.
Jason Carter
no homo
Lincoln Kelly
youtube.com
1. TOS movies
2. TNG
3. TOS
4. DS9
5. VOY
6. TNG movies
7. TAS
8. ENT
9. Reboot movies
10. STD
11. STP
Reporting for duty.
Nathan Foster
TOS - Star Trek
TAS - Star Trek
I-XI - Star Trek
TNG - Star Trek
DS9 - Star Trek
XII-X - Losing momentum
VOY - Descent
ENT - Free-falling
XI-XIII - Not Star Trek
STD - What the fuck is this
ORV - For fuck's sake
ST - Please stop
STP - What are you doing
LD - For the love of god it's already dead
Grayson Gonzalez
>what's the show going to be called
>we don't know
>shat it's going to be about
>picard
>someone yells in the public why not call it Picard
lulz
Gabriel Jenkins
An old man accused me of 'stolen valor' just for wearing this. The retard got really aggressive about it too. He got so angry at me, I stopped marching in the veterans day parade just to get away from him.
Jose Green
ha
Colton Garcia
>i'm a GoTfag and want to make Trek into GoT with sex and incest and profanity and violence
As retarded as that is, why then not just set the new series entirely in the Mirror Universe? They could have had their shitty GoT Trek without pissing on fans or fucking up the canon. Heck, they could have pretty much done whatever the fuck they wanted without having to worry about continuity or the existing fanbase.
Lincoln Hall
I'm not saying this to be racist but at this point I honestly think Jews revel in the destruction of things people love.
Anthony White
If the Bajorans had replicators, how was anyone starving?
Jordan Gomez
The worst thing about these thieving hacks, they don't even steal the good part of shows. They don't rip-off good ideas. Just the bad, surface level, bland ideas. And the other worst thing is that they're so smug about it too.
Caleb Jones
Replicators obviously have limits. In the Federation, these limits are meaningless because they have so much infrastructure and so many resources, but Bajor has neither and only a handful of replicators.
Cooper Martinez
If they have no resources then how come their Prophets don't supply them with it?
Colton Perry
Most famines are man-made. Some argue they all are.
Nolan Flores
Probably the gulags.
Angel Jones
its crazy man, its fucking crazy
Brody Davis
>Most famines are man-made
The federation caused their famine? I thought they were the good guys?
Blake Campbell
>wearing commercial hats that deliberately mimic actual hats to a veterans day parade where you know you're going to be encountering old men with poor eyesight
He should have fucking smacked you in the face you fucking stupid fucking autistic sped.
Jeremiah Cooper
You're lucky no one punched your sóy face.
Easton Diaz
The Prophets are assholes.
Grayson Gray
I bet he would have applauded you instead if it was an ENT hat.
Matthew Reed
Posting some stuff on the best race.
Jackson Thompson
Matthew Wood
>kids hanging out in a shopping mall in space
Brayden Davis
Carson Sullivan
>I said, "you know, like all the agents and lawyers we've ever been involved with"
>He laughed and said, "love it"
Lmao based gene
Samuel Rogers
Owen Jackson
Ryan Robinson
>this whole thing
>"jew" doesn't get mentioned once
Now that's why writers bother going to university, that kind of talent can only be taught.
William Ramirez
Josiah Miller
Holy crap these Ferengis look awesome, wish they kept them.
Also where is this from?
Gabriel Brooks
Ryder Green
>"They're businessmen"
indeed they are
Cameron Foster
>mallposters
The idea of TOS/TNG is a space western where the cowboys wander the wilderness looking for adventure. DS9 is a western town complete with a saloon, sheriff, and visiting bad guys.
Ian Thompson
the idea of TOS/TNG was to sell a TV show to the american public.
Implying anything else is pure egoism.
James Perry
Roddenberry had to first sell it to NBC. He sold it with the pitch "Wagon Train to the stars".
DS9 was also pitched as a western, "The Rifleman in space'.
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
Bentley Perez
You're welcome for my service.
Kevin Morgan
He has a grill, but she must stay outside xDDD
Grayson Edwards
Michael Dorn is such a qt. He must have slayed back in his prime.
Daniel Campbell
He never left his prime.
Owen Adams
>when there are no high res photos of marina sirtis in her prime in existence
Ethan Nelson
I want to be able to zoom in on individual arm hairs.
Christian Peterson
>arm hairs
There's literally nothing worse that is a turn off in a woman
Dominic James
where is everyone?
corona party or already dead?
Caleb Stewart
Once STD and SPIC was over they all left
Tyler Richardson
Ease up on the misogynistic banter. There are one or two broads here sometimes, and we try to make them feel welcome.
Hudson Diaz
Why are you gay?
Jackson Flores
For a lot of people, coronavirus has put things in perspective. Realise what's important in life. They've stopped doing pointless, regrettable and stupid things like posting in /trek/. Instead, they're making the most out of life and are now just watching Star Trek.
Jose Adams
It would take several weeks to laser them all off, but it would be well worth it.
Nathaniel Wood
>can produce a probe that can send a beam through shields, lock onto an individual, send them into an induced coma with a specific, programmed dream that is so vivid that it looks and feels like real life and can last for decades within the target's mind, and the probe will follow and maintain a lock with the individual target if they are moving
>can't produce a ship that can carry people in stasis with some frozen embryos and sperm to populate another planet
Were they retarded?