You can’t watch this

The 1% elites won’t let you.

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There are torrents for this you idiot.

>9 hours

Anyway, it's shit.

looks like a one piece character

I can't?????????????

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wow not a single bad film in here. Exquisite taste user. However there is a massive disparity in quality here. Most of these are very good, many masterpieces

not the whole thing

All 5 films are available on torrents.

Yeesh, I'm all for mind expanding movies, my collection is a 50% match with that, but where are the 'fun' movies, ones that serve no function other than to make you smile?

I have a different list on Plex for whatever. A lot of new movies and dumb-fun classics.

Aliens, The Baby of Macon, The Cremator, Annie Hall are all funny. I'm sure there are other, i just skimmed the films.

wat

Not Funny-Ha-Ha they're not.

They are

I used to have it on DVD

Is there anything gayer than elites/secret societies making nonsensical bullshit and pretending it's super deep? Cremaster, Eyes Wide Shut, Bohemian Grove, it's all the same dumb fucking "oooh you wish you were part of the club so you could understand this ooooooh" bullshit.

Are you fucking retarded? Serious question

>antiporno on the list
Wanna know how I know you're just a hipster?

>I am too inept to buy a dvd of this obscure artschlock
>This must be the elites oppressing me

What is this even??

I actually keep it because of the colors and the naked little Asian chick. It's a really shitty setting otherwise and the script is terrible. Probably the most sophomoric feminist take I've ever seen in a film.

>believing cremaster is "made by the freemasons"
Imagine being this fucking dumb. It is a superficial take on rites you can literally read up on on the web if you have more than two braincells. It is also completely up it's own ass like everything else Matthew Barney has done in his life. Jesus you people are annoying, there should be a simple math equation instead of captcha to filter you straight from the beginning.

>admitting to be a complete pretentious hipster then when called out
Ok then

What is it and why cannot I watch it?

Because you're dumb

I guess if you wanna call it that. I just jack off to the little Asian chick lmao.

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When did I mention the Freemasons in my post or imply that the rites of Freemasonry aren't knowable?

is that thing still married to bjork?

Lol. Let's hear it then, schizo -what other "elites/secret societies" are behind the making of Matthew Barney's Cremaster Cycle?

Whats this shit?

The moment you said you didn't get what was happening in Cremaster 3

>he doesn't know about the sixth film

Buttblasted freemason detected, go ram Boaz and Jachin up your gaping mystery hole

>six
Try seven, retard

I wasn't really trying to accuse Cremaster explicitly of being "the product of" a secret society as much as just criticizing the meaningless esotericism which permeates the work and off which secret societies thrive.

>knowing a bit about freemasonry makes you a freemason now
Wanna know how I know you work as a truck driver?

I've seen it. It's meh

Man you are barking up the wrong tree if you believe Barney and your ominous elites are informed from remotely the same well.
Also
>meaningless esotericism
Lol.

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I'm not a conspiracy nut, but to this day this cartoon scares me

You're not supposed to talk to cowans, faggot

wanna know how I know you're a Jewish puppet?

Nine hours is nothing

Especially considering that we're all going to be stuck inside probably until July

Shit like this just makes me think reddit, burner aesthetic type retards who self describe as punk rock pirates or some other shit, people who say they're pansexual...really it is just the most attention whore-y conception of art i can imagine

Lol, I literally have it on dvd. And lol, I went to art school, I am that sort of 'elite'.

>t. Worshipful Asster of the Gay Anus of the Universe

>t. talentless schizoid retard

I did find the third part mesmerising. The time kind of flew by.
I admit I don't know that much about "art", but parts of the whole series made me think maybe the guy who made it was just having a laugh.

I've seen 111 movies from this list.

I am still fucking mad about this, last I heard it's in the governments hands.

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Lol

I-is this the Snyder cut?

Bram Stoker's Dracula is a super fun movie to get drunk to

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I watched it when I was like 16

It was boring af but I thought i was cool for watching it

I cringed reading this

>Its conceptual departure point is the male cremaster muscle, the primary function of which is to raise and lower the testes in response to temperature. The project is filled with anatomical allusions to the position of the reproductive organs during the embryonic process of sexual differentiation: Cremaster 1 represents the most "ascended" or undifferentiated state, Cremaster 5 the most "descended" or differentiated. The cycle repeatedly returns to those moments during early sexual development in which the outcome of the process is still unknown — in Barney's metaphoric universe, these moments represent a condition of pure potentiality.

So it's a pedo thing, and probably a tranny thing to?

i watched it years ago when i went through my watch every pretentious arthouse movie phase

Just drink bleach, buddy

these people are satan
god bless president trump

I wish, it's the one of a kind Wu-Tang Clan album.
Pharma bro Martin Shkreli bought it for a few million dollars but the government took it as one of his assets when he went to prison.

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based
fuck niggers

i don’t know what OPs pic is, but please don’t watch snuff films/hardcore child pornography guys, it kills your mind. I became addicted to hardcore snuff films and extremely demented cp when I was 19, and it took years to overcome my problem. so please, take it from someone’s who’s seen this stuff: don’t.

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>and extremely demented cp
Ah yeah? Like what haha

And then there's this inept retard

Imagine being so weak-willed you get addicted to viewing pixels on a screen

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