Haha could you imagine?

Haha could you imagine?

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It probably is worse to be a fallen chad than an incel.

He was basically 80's Ryan Reynolds. Shame he was such an asshole all the time.

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wow only 20?

I am 25 and I never had a girlfriend.

Fucking incel loser

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Cordell I want a cookie

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he is still getting decent pussy, he just has to pay for it now

I remember watching The Snowman and not even recognizing him. Then I found out they dubbed over all of his lines with another actor, too. Literally what was the point of him being in the movie?

God, it genuinely makes me sad to see what's happened to him. I know it's not his fault, but holy shit. Many of his movies from the 90s are ultra nostalgic for me. He was such a giga chad.

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yeah, but you only start having girlfriends around 12 so you haven't been lonely for as long as val

What the fuck happened to his face?

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Especially a fallen gigachad

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throat cancer

Probably. I'm a 24 yo kissless virgin but didn't really start drinking until I almost had a thing with a girl last year.

34 year old kissless virgin reporting in

just get a wife

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Gonna be real heartbreaking to see the Iceman show up in Top Gun 2 and he looks like this.

What I dont get is why his agent, or whoever, doesnt get him on a diet/exercise plan and have him start appearing in shit just off of the nostalgia factor. Theres no reason why he cant come back and be a modern-Kurt Russel type actor. Lots of cameos with the odd supporting role

wow haha i cannot fucking imagine that

>why yes I am lonely a part of every day, how could you tell?

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God damn I need to stop being so fat

Come to think about it, I never really care about having gf until I was 20. So I guess, I am not as bad as Kilmer yet

Why do chad men produce sóy sons?

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Nah, Reynolds isn't likeable like Doc.

>from iceman to incelman
lel

Do you think he posts here?

because he can't even speak properly anymore you retard
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Yeah he is.

Shouldn't have insulted Oprah. This is what happens when you cross Her.

I turn 40 in a couple months and I have never even held hands with a girl.

He was a bit weird looking but still had very attractive face features. Men like him often have ugly kids.

skips a generation
>grandpa = incel
>dad = chad
>me = recovering incel

This is so sad, how will he even be in Top Gun like this? Will he just have no lines or dubbed over?

divorce?

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pay for his cameo...he needs money....please..... i was batman you know...

first post with the word incel that i have actually enjoyed

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Absolutely based

fuck off

you know something Val, things can get worse

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he's a pretty-boy
I bet that one pervert would call him "insanely cute" if not "relentlessly handsome"

you're telling me you wouldn't punch this man in the face?

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He's a much better actor than Ryan Reynolds.

kek

because they fuck the daintiest hottest models they can find, back in the day you used to find the thickest raunchiest bitch you could find and pump her full of a whole brood. Only one famous man is brave enough today to keep that tradition alive.

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he looks like if michael cera and ansel elgort had a baby together

He's relentlessly handsome, I want to kiss him relentlessly.

Beautiful people produce more daughters

he answered the call

he was good in the opn video

gottem

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Nah

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Because his mom is a Eurocunt. He just has soft features. Once he hits 30 or so he'll start looking more masculine. Same thing happened with Leonardo DiCaprio.

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if that's the case why do all of brosnan's sons look gay

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Ryan get off Yas Forums its past your bedtime

>DURRRRRRRRRRR

I'm 26 and don't really care anymore. I'm a natural loner and don't care enough to change. I try to avoid these threads because they make me depressed. I don't like wallow in self-pity much.

His first movie was Top Secret!

>I try to avoid these threads because they make me depressed.
So you still care.

HOLY SHIT

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Holy shit that one on the right looks like the most intentionally offensive exaggerated caricature of an Englishmen imaginable.

>you retard
Oh my bad, I didnt realise I was in a competition for most autistic person on Yas Forums. You got me, you win. I made the mistake of posting in a thread without scouring the internet for Val Kilmer clips.

Since Im the retard, tell me, whats the point of you posting anything in this thread? Are you trying to.......what?

he kept the good food for her wife

how is being a fallen chad any different from a roastie hitting the wall?

h-haha just imagine

>naming your son Paris

That's why.

Why are you so angry? Did someone try to bad-touch you or sumpthin’?

>Did someone try to bad-touch you or sumpthin’?
Yeah, he told me we ain't nothing but mammals.

Kek. This guy gets it.
>HURR THERE IS LITERALLY A SINGLE PIECE OF INFO ABOUT A STRANGER YOU DONT KNOW?! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

Patrician

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That's the most depressing thing I've watched since Tim Curry's post-stroke interviews. :(

now that's a punchable face

He was in top secret aka the greatest comedy of all time

>he keeps getting happier

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HOW?!?!

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Some people are meant to be alone, I'm one of them
It's fucked, very attractive women approach me constantly and I gain their affection effortlessly but when it comes to developing an actual relationship it's impossible, I'm either too autistic or apathetic to create and nurture that type of bond with another human being
I don't even understand how I have any friends desu

I would gladly trade all of Reynolds' films for one more with Val

>For England, James?
>No. For Whales.

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Not really. Just all the self-pity brings me down.

>Juice Junkie
He does not even hide it, does he?

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Its interesting when 99.8% of the people you see post on Yas Forums are just here for bantz, memes, and the odd film or series discussion....

and then you run into where their knowledge of what is happening in celebrity world ACTUALLY defines who they are

All men are fundamentally alone.

Same, in fact -- it was: kino

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Lol why doesn’t he just get one