Becomes invisible

Probably rape someone I know

was it full of tentacles?

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Can you imagine how fucking funny it would look seeing someone getting raped by an invisible being.

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as the kung fu poster, i really hope the warwick davis stomp poster is the same guy every time

definitely raping my ex

Brag about my newfound power on Yas Forums

most definitely sneak into some high powered place like the white house or area 51 and found out what these fuckers are really up to

Exploit free travel and go everywhere. And rape and steal and kill

Obviously rape. Although your appetite for rape was sated you could get up to all sorts of shit. You could sneak into Area 51 and see if there really is anything there. Spy on the Clintons, on Trump, any powerful person you can name. All the secrets of the world would be yours.

I would attend every major press conference, tech expo, white house address and political debate and plug an ipod or something into the speakers and play rude songs

>any powerful person you can name

I'd impregnate Kate Middleton. She's fertile.

I'd break into people's houses and while they sleep, whisper "You're a nigger, Harry" into their ears until they wake up. Then I'd watch them turn on a light and try to make sense of it while trying not to laugh my ass off.

Love you.

The Entity starring Barbara Hershey.

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He raped millions.

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Any songs in particular?

how the fuck did the invisibility in the movie work anyways? they give him an injection and start talking about quantum this and that.

the light bothers him because he doesnt have eyelids anymore, which makes no sense since our eyes are open all the time anyways. but if his optic nerve is invisible he wouldnt detect light anyways

rape a colleague I've known for a long time

Can only think of super low hanging fruit such as moonman and welcome to the cum zone

Isn't that what the Invisible Man does in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

I'd just run around pants-ing people.

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aside from securing my financial future, id probably shadow george soros for a bit and upload a bunch of footage to liveleak

Sometimes I feel like I'm already invisible.

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Ram Ranch time

He raped millions.

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I'd follow him around and whenever he came near a black guy I would exclaim, "Step aside, nigger."

200 IQ post

i'd rob hunter biden of all his cash and meth

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>I don't rape half of you half as much as I should like, and I rape less than half of you half as much as you deserve.

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jej

Because it's science, pleb

midichlorians

Die by getting hit by a car. Niggas will drive through a red light 5 seconds after it turned. I hate it here

kek

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>whats the first thing you would do if you became invisible?
Pay a visit to the tidy 14 year old girl in the next street and get my rape on.

>You could sneak into Area 51 and see if there really is anything there
So does the source of your invisibility also reduce your thermals and emissions to zero too? Because I'm guessing places like that have some serious sensor technology going on.

What COULD you do really?
>I'll rob a bank!
Uh...good luck getting anywhere just because you're invisible. Like people are just going to watch the money levitate out of the vault.
>I'll sneak into a government facility!
As though the visible spectrum is the only thing they're checking.
>I'll sneak into something else!
Like what? What is the cool thing you can sneak into where just being invisible while naked would get you there?
>Well, fine, I'll just rape someone like in the movies
Even this doesn't really work. Anyone you could rape while invisible is someone you could've raped with a face mask. Or no covering whatsoever. Obviously you can't just go rape someone in a locked house, or in a crowded room, or who's giving a lecture. You have to find them when they're alone and vulnerable...which is a situation where you could've raped them anyway with only slightly more effort. Most of the work of finding a woman in that situation is not at all benefited by being invisible.

Meanwhile, think of all the stuff you can't do while your face is invisible. It's a pretty long list.

Involuntary invisibility sucks as a power. 0/10.

>Because I'm guessing places like that have some serious sensor technology going on.
i think thats just hollywood shit, a couple blast doors and armed guards probably

99% of our everyday business involves trying to bang women

If you could suddenly bang all the women you want without jumping through bullshit hoops or getting in trouble why wouldn’t you? Seed is meant to be spread far and wide

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>tentacles
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

finding someone vulnerable and getting away with it is way fucking easier when you're completely invisible

>DUDE HOW DOES HE DRINK OPAQUE LIQUIDS
suspension of disbelief you goober

Break into people's houses and just be there in the dark, knowing that they don't know I'm there. Just watching. Maybe i tip a chair over. Maybe i get shot.

I would smear my invisible poo on fucking everything.

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Why I'd probably attempt to gain some power. You know, that thing, power? Power, I said! Power to walk into the gold vaults of the nations, into the secrets of kings, into the Holy of Holies; power to make multitudes run squealing in terror at the touch of my little invisible finger. Even the moon's frightened of me, frightened to death! An invisible man can rule the world. Nobody will see him come, nobody will see him go. He can hear every secret. He can rob, and rape, and kill!

How so, exactly? Is she not going to make any noise, especially when she's being grabbed by something she can't see? Nobody will hear that? Is she such a sharp predator that hiding in some bushes wouldn't work, she would've seen you otherwise? Or seen enough to understand what you're after? You're invisible, but she isn't...what situation are you going to be in where the sight of a woman pinned to the ground by some mysterious force while sobbing goes unnoticed? And in what situation are all these factors taken care of but people could still see you if you weren't invisible?
>Yeah but she won't recognize you
She also wouldn't recognize you if she's just a stranger and you're in an area where nobody knows you. Like a serial killer.
>But she'd tell people
So do what most serial rapists do and kill her after. Dump the body, drive away. Again, in what situation can you do all the stuff you need to take care of all the other problems above and you can't just do that?

The invisibility hardly helps if you're truly sociopathic enough to commit a rape in the first place. All it does is make your normal life impossible.

0/10 superpower.

>find a slim woman with nice fat distribution
>see what junk food she treats herself to like a small ben & jerry's ice cream or small package of cookies
>keep replacing it after she finishes and remove the old package she threw away

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you wouldn't need to worry about any witnesses whatsoever and people would never see you coming

You would just see their ass cheeks opening and closing like some sort of mating call

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Imagine how scared someone would you get if you slapped them on the ass in the middle of an empty street and they turned to find that they were alone