Carol Vorderman to Present Adult Maths Show
Other urls found in this thread:
Ugly bitch.
God I want gran gran Vorderman to sit on my face and make me cam cam
women don't deserve human rights
Does Adult Maths mean her and Rachel have sex with each other while doing calculations?
hit the wall, she was mature prime tho.
Jesus Christ. It looks like Jimmy's "you're old as fuck" jokes got to her. Did she get plastic surgery?
Caron Voldemor
*approaches you in your path*
Why do bongs call it 'maths' instead of just 'math'
I think winning rear of the year's what did it. Ever since then she's gone from qt tory crumpet to Kardashian wannabe slag. Openly admitting to fucking teenage boys younger than her son.
She took the call?
OOOOOO young man!
I'd like to present her my "Dicks" show
because its short for mathematics, not mathematic
>Vorderman ruined herself
shame
Because its a plural.
coom coom coom coom coom
AWOOOOGAH, looks like my dick plus her ass plus her tits plus her pusy equals YES
>don't do drugs so i can be a good student
>can't understand any abstract concepts
>fail math b (the retard class)
>do a shit ton of drugs after school
>can do calculus in my head
>can calculate quartarions by just looking at the problem
>understand how much drag a body of mass produces
why it be like this
Keeping the last letter but dropping everything in between seems like a weird way to shorten a word
Her butt looks fake
they had an extra S after they took it away from Sports to Sport
how does she fit all of that ass into one ass?
moose knuckle
She answered the call?
Do you think she does big poos?
... Right but you know it's just the first syllable of the word anyways yeah? They're both technically informal.
Therefore , Math > maths
I didnt know mid lifelife crisis was a thing for women
>Openly admitting to fucking teenage boys younger than her son.
Did she give us any details on this?
Hey cool cats and kittens!
Can we get Mummy Hurley teaching us sex ed during the lockdown too?
>Openly admitting to fucking teenage boys younger than her son.
go on...
She was replaced ages ago. Just let it go, Carol.
What the hell happened to her face?
Says she has regular casual hookups with 18/19 year-olds. Fuckbuddies.
>he thinks that disgusting Jew rat can compete
Sad
>good morning britain
>tfw susanna reid will never crush your balls with her fat buttocks
she answered the call
death by snu snu
Did he ever come out?
To quote a post from /britwank/,
>She's mutton dressed as kebab.
delet.
Ill take two from the top and oen from the bottom
Is there any point?
It'll be more of a revelation than Schofield, Andy Peters or H from Steps
mutton is better than kebab, of course I haven't been brainwashed to love muslims by my state run media
She's looking rough.
I'm sorry Rachelle but you simple can't compete
Mummy!
I used to really like Vodders but she's got a bit daft recently.
I need it, I've been terrible at maths for years.
Susanna is another beaut, Holly too.
good fucking lord
HOLLY is my waifu
She has a superb mommy bum bum
Remember those insurance ads she did after she was booted from Countdown?
Turns out that Vorderman is a fucking vulture, preying on the bank accounts of the old cunts who watched her on Countdown. What a trustworthy face!
youtube.com
Remember? Or has everyone conveniently forgotten about this ravenous cash-hungry plastic old monster?
Bump, because you faggots need to understand basic pills
God I wish she would vulture my virginity
JUST
postmoar
this country is so infantilised. adult maths shows, adult colouring books and clapping for the NHS at 8pm every day. fucking cringe, i want out of this shithole as soon as this coronavirus stuff is over with