I'm so fucked up

makes me wish i was with a girl doing anything except busting into my hand

same but I unload in the toilet, why do you do it in the sink?

I wouldn’t consider myself coomer. I don’t watch porn I just jerk my penis. It’s good for stress relief

Underlying mental health issues. No fappers are like alcoholics who think abstaining from drinking will solve their problems

i like washing my penis, so it won't be all sticky and smelly for the rest of the day?

what's the point? the sink's right there
the toilet is only for shitting desu sinks are for everything else

feeding seed on a paper towel, city slickers

I jerked off into a toilet once. It made me feel really bad about myself. Never again.

i fucking do this, as a teen id literally fall asleep closing my foreskin and the cum would leak on to the bed.

i dont wank anymore though, alas.

>I wouldn't consider myself a coomer
>I blast 2-3 loads every day

I know the number of loads I blast is about 9.6, but every 'pro' here can only do 7-8 max.

Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

I'm so SNEED

Das rite

I mostly eat at fast food restaurants and I use the excess napkins they always give you

i don't give a fuck, nerd
SNEED SNEED

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2-3x a day is not coomer-tier

The cum is on your hands. You did this.

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Masturbation is murder.

I masturbate with condoms (i only put it at the end when im about to nut tho)

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best move

that number that should do you for a week user

Just stand over the toilet and shoot your load straight into it brehs

who else cooms out of boredom

I just edge for a few hours and then don’t even cum I just go outside with my hard dick in my pants going down and smoke a cigarette and smile to myself kek

Formerly feeded up.

>fapping to CEI
>cum and girls tells me to eat it
>say fuck you and wipe it with tissue
anybody else?

>not squatting down reverse on the seat and fucking your hand
shit is cash desu

Would you do that if it was a live cei

who dis

The lowest.... of the low

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i never watched live cei so i cant tell

Nut on her face and tell her to eat it

are you me?

I always just coom in an old pair of underwear

no, i am you.

How do you guys fap 3-9 times a day? If I do it more than once in a day my balls ache like hell.

Some fuck & suck worker.

>fap so hard my foreskin starts bleeding

drink cranberry juice my niggas helps keep the pipes clean
>inb4 quote from The Departed

>regret it
cringe

>fap so hard i perform my own bris

Do you have a source for that?

literally the only reason i'm a chronic masturbator

fucking hell, I can imagine just pissing blood after fapping too many times

I'm not sure, but she's got a killer body.

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International Cum Committee Q4 survey 2019 "From Jerking to Jelking, How Many Time Is Too Many?" Cumstein and Comber et al

lmao

Oh wow that sounds really reliable

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Is that pepe wearing a Neutral Milk Hotel sweater?

cooming is great, its not fucked up. Check out blacked.com

i just cum in my underpants
i change my underpants not more than 1 time a week