Disney Star Wars

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Nah, it wasn't. The biggest flaw in this movie it's the MC being Han Solo instead of being someone completely new really

Go back to Yas Forums skinhead.

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My sides

Does your Mcdonalds mgr know you spew hate speech on company wifi, Paul?

based

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Im a newfag, I’m unfamiliar with the memes on this board. Are the Disney Star Wars movies considered good here?

>act
Nobody wanted this fucking story. Literally 0 people wanted an explicit telling of Solo's backstory.
Just make it a heist movie for kyber crystals with unrelated characters or some shit and get an easy $1B, but NO

This, like i said in If the MC name's was like, idk, Jake Sunstrider it would be 100% better

Schizo.

because it was
boring as fuck, answers question nobody even asked in the first place, doesn't add anything of value to the sw universe

oh god and the fucking android, I was so fucking glad when this piece of shit died

Solo is amazing. It's a 9/10 movie. Every other Disney Star Wars movie sucked, but Solo was cool.

Only issue I really had with it was the fucking naming scene that was apparently what convinced Bob Iger to greenlight the entire movie for.

Qi'ra is qu'te

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Solo is a turd, but it's a very different sort of turd from the other Disney Wars flicks. The other four are all focus grouped to death. They're constitutionally incapable of taking any risk or generating any tension because there was no artistic intent behind them in the first place, they're pure cash grab.

Unlike those movies, Solo actually does want to tell a story. It has artistic intent in spades: the problem is that its intent is fucking stupid. It's the exact sort of bullshit that plagued the old spin-off novels, where everything in the original movies must be explained and justified instead of left as-is. This is why Han Solo is called Han Solo! This is what the Kessel Run was! This is why C3PO said a funny thing about the Millennium Falcon's computer once!!!

If you really liked the old spin-off novels you might have liked Solo because they're coming from the same place. Ironically, the best of the old spin-off novels (the Lando Calrissian Adventures) are precisely those that are replaced by this very ersatz piece of shit movie. They should have given Glover the role and made that shit instead. It certainly wouldn't have been any worse for the absence of the fuckboy they got to replace Harrison Ford.

>"I am doubtful myself about the undertaking [to write The Silmarillion]. Part of the attraction of [The Lord of the Rings] is, I think, due to the glimpses of a large history in the background: an attraction like that of viewing far off an unvisited island, or seeing the towers of a distant city gleaming in a sunlit mist. To go there is to destroy the magic, unless new unattainable vistas are again revealed."
>–JRR Tolkien

kek

>actually admits to being a newfag

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>whats your last name?
I don't have a last name
>NO LASTTTT NAME HEEEYYY???
>HMMMMMM I GUESS YOUR BY YOURSELF
>HMMMMMM I GUESS YOUR.... SOLO
>HAN SOLO!

jfc I wish I was joking

Because it was awful AOTC tier shite

1. Rogue One
- Power Gap -
2. TFA
3. Solo
- Power Gap -
4. ROS
- Power Gap -
5. TLJ

I haven't seen any star wars outside of the OT stuff and that's because i honestly don't care much for the franchise. People talk about how good the OT is but at best it's a 7-8-6 series.

Solo > TFA desu

They didn't watch it and parrot others to be cool. The bar is low but it's the best of the new movies after TFA.

So it's pretty much your mom?

Are you aware this is a movie universe where a scumbag character had the last name Sleazebaggano?

Darth Sidious is sidious. Name puns totally don't exist in Star Wars...

Insidious.

what happened to this character, guess he's just a smuggler his entire life now

fuck off the scene is shit and everyone with a copy of the screenplay probably wonders why one page was written in crayon

Go back home to Plebbit, Jordan.

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Solo and Rogue One were the only "decent" Disney Wars movies because they could use Georges world building. Same with the Mandalorian to a lesser extent. Disneys oc era is pure trash.

No idea what travesty person or site you are trying to reference but maybe you should pack up shop and set up round a few more "likeminded" folk? You despicable fucking cretin...

YEEDED

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ESB
RotJ=ANH
RotS
FA
Solo
AotC
Rogue One
Phantom Menace

>You know I'm right, faggots.

Alden Ehrenreich is relentlessly handsome.

>it's time for Yas Forums... to end

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if that’s the case, then it really is a dope scene. and desu it’s my favorite single thing to come out of any of the Disney movies. idk what’s funnier, the stupidity of the scene itself or the bafflement it still causes people

I think you missed one

Honesly, RotS is the best one. Other than that i agree

This. I didn't much care for either of them but Solo was a lot better than the "main" movies.

>Showing the Kessel run
>Han helps the Rebellion
fuck off

solo had a small shard of lucas soul
TFA, TLJ and TROS had none

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>Han helps the Rebellion

this is the one that really bothered me. like...why? what’s wrong with leaving room for character development that we know is gonna happen anyway? idk I don’t get it

nah I bet Lucas saw that weird greyhound track on the casino planet and was jealous he didn’t think of it first. honestly I loved that randomly pointless setting bc it was terrible but in the way the prequels were terrible, not in the way the rest of the Disney movies are terrible

Everything after the Kessel run is pretty weak. The marauder leader turning out to be a STRONG INDEPENDENT REBEL WHO DON'T NEED NO EMPIRE sucked.

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The fan edit with fixed colors and brightness is good

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General Greivance, and Admiral Bonetopick, et al

Is this just how you act whenever you see a woman?

Because it was.

I mean, I always imagined Billy Dee flying around banging green chicks 2 at a time and doing coke off an alien’s ass anyway, so it wasn’t really that startling to me :P

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Yes.

Grow a chin.

Just saw this for the first time yesterday, it fucking sucks. Actor playing Solo sucks, he was trying too hard to be Chris Pratt but with zero charisma. The way they treated Chewbacca like a dumb animal pissed me off to no end. Overall just a shitty gay story but their treatment of Chewie was retarded.

I liked it enough, but I hated how every fucking important Han Solo moment happened within the same like, month

>Han meets Chewie
>Gets his DL44
>Joins the empire
>meets Lando
>Wins the Falcon
>Does the Kessel Run
>Learns about Jabbas deal
And I know I'm forgetting some. They could have easily cut out half of these and the movie would have been better for it. Han should have already known Chewie/Lando, already had his DL44, etc

Force Awakens is non-canon.

Take your meds, Darksnovia.