ISILDUR
JUST STAY HOME FOR TWO BLOODY WEEKS AND ALL THIS WOULD BE OVER
ISILDUR
Adam Peterson
Matthew Nguyen
Robert Turner
Cast it into the washbasin! Sterilize it!
Dylan Myers
>The virus cannot be destroyed by any vaccine that we here possess. Covid-19 was made in the laboratories of Wuhan. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into the Hubei province and cast back into the zoonotic wet-market from whence it came! One of you... must do this.
Landon Edwards
Tell me, friend: when did Saruman the Wise abandon 4-ply for kitchen roll?
Nathaniel Stewart
>They're putting the Hobbits on ventilators!
David Harris
Michael Baker
>I do not think we should so lightly abandon the DOW.
>What would you have the wagies do?
>I will not yield the markets unfought. The workplaces must be retaken.
>My Lord, the hospitals are overrun.
>Much must be risked for the economy. Is there a wagie here that still has the courage to go to work?
>... you wish now that our countries had locked down sooner? That China had been nuked and Italy had lived?
>Yes. I wish that.
Xavier Cook
>...4-ply rolls.
>4-PLY ROOOOOLLS!
Sebastian Flores
the reddit fearmongering has grown to a point where it can no longer be contained
Adam Adams
It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your arms length distance, there's no knowing who you might contract it from
Brandon Torres
>the thinks it will be wo weeks
Fool a of a took.
Aaron Lopez
ABANDON YOUR HOMES! SOCIALIZE FOR YOUR LIVES!
David Bailey
>If Italy is infected, Europe will fall.
>Even if it is infected, it would take a number of Chinese tourists beyond reckoning — thousands — to visit the landmarks.
>Tens of thousands
>But my lord there is no such force.
Owen Flores
Why the fuck is Lidl logo censored on the second picture, but not the first one?
Brody Smith
How the fuck do you retards remember these boring movies line-for-line
Jordan Turner
shut the fuck up zoomer
Noah Richardson
PAN-GO-LIN'S, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Adam Robinson
Saruman: Do you know how the Covid-19 first came into being? They were in bats once. Taken by the chinese. Badly cooked, and consumed. A ruined and terrible form of soup. And now... perfected. My fighting Purell. Whom do you serve?
Christopher White
>It's wonderful to see you again, Gandalf!
>*cut to black*
>"Shortly after violating the 2 meter safe distance, both Frodo and Gandalf contracted Covid-19 and died."
>Directed by Peter Jackson
Connor Bennett
>The Bongs? They hide in Majorca seeking herd immunity — they care nothing for the troubles of others.
Jace Butler
>It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt, over so small a thing.
Robert Morgan
LOTR Covid is the best thing that came out of this whole affair desu
Asher Taylor
>131659895
yikes
John Nelson
>I wish the coof had never come to me.....I wish none of this had happened
Isaiah Gomez
Greece is so broke it has to let bingbongs run their balls across their face.
Matthew Reyes
AND MY MASK
William Perry
>Wuhan. The one place on-Earth we don’t want to see any closer. And it’s the one place we’re trying to get to. It’s just where we can’t get. Let’s face it, Mr. Trump, we’re lost.”
Owen Cooper
First one's just a google search image and the second one street view I guess
Oliver Williams
>No man should have to self isolate with his 30 year old son
Luis Howard
>No, thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!
>and what about very old friends?
>fuck off Gandalf i'm quarantined
Landon Hill
>Impose strict quarantine measures. Effectively shut-down the market. Do it...
Connor Hughes
I give you the hand sanitizer of earendil, our most beloved brand.
May it clean you in dirty places, where all other people go out.
Jose Gutierrez
>Pangolins! Chinese anteaters. One small bite is enough to fill a stomach of a grown man.
Dominic Powell
kek
Brandon Powell
Wizards are immune.
Majorca is in Spain.
Jonathan Turner
>You draw too much attention to yourself, "Mr. Underhill"
>What do you want?
>A little more caution from you, that's no flu you carry.
>I *coof* carry nothing!
Anthony Stewart
Stupid fat Shitposter
Aaron James
>Send out chartered flights, my lord. You must call for aid
>And who will come. France? Russia? We are not so lucky in our friends as you. The old alliances are dead
>America will answer.
>America? Where was America when Italy fell? Where was America when the virus isolated all those around us!?
>Where was Amer — No, my lord, we are alone.
Thomas Robinson
>YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Sebastian Thomas
>GIANT FRUIT BATS, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
Wyatt Price
>They crossed the Pacific Ocean on midsummer's eve, disguised as tourists on holiday
>They've reached America?!
Jacob Nguyen
>Stay home, you fools!
Easton Brooks
kino
Aaron Hill
Why contain it?
Kevin Johnson
>How the fuck do you retards remember these boring movies line-for-line
Mason Kelly
Ryder Parker
Bravo
Cooper Hernandez
>Is there any hope Gandalf, for Italy and Spain?
>There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope.
Robert Kelly
based
Kevin Harris
I told you to take the aussies' masks!
Elijah James
excellent
Sebastian Powell
> Do you remember the Bull market, Mr. Frodo? It’ll be spring soon. And the dividends will be in blossom. And the landlords will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they’ll be sowing the index funds in the green fields and eating the first of the gains with cream. Do you remember the taste of gains?
> No, Sam. I can’t recall the taste of gains, nor the sound of profits, nor the touch of dividends. I’m naked in the dark. There’s nothing. No veil between me and the bear of fire. I can see him with my waking eyes!
Elijah Davis
We've had one, yes. But what about the second Great Depression?
Ian Cook
GIVE THEM A MORTGAGE FOR PITY'S SAKE
Julian Gonzalez
>You gave us your word!
>I hold your oath fulfilled
>Go, collect unemployment
Samuel Cox
Why didn't Eldrond just use Elf magic push him in?
Adrian Martinez
Lol
Ian Turner
Because they're related, and the last times Elves did kinslaying it didn't go very well
Nicholas Jones
That's bullshit, he could have at least tried to get the ring off him. Every bad thing that happens in Lords of the Rings is Eldrond's fault
Aaron Sanders
>Go back Sam! I'm going to quarantine alone!
>Of course you are, and i'm coming with you!
Logan Rivera
>he could have at least tried to get the ring off him
>give the guy whose wife got waylaid by Orcs and tortured for months the ring of power
That's a really bad idea
Kevin Harris
I am a servant of the global economy, wielder of the N95 mask. The spring breakers will not avail you, plague of bat soup! Go back to Wuhan.
YOU
SHALL NOT
SPREAD!
Julian Price
Aaron Gray
bretty gud
Hunter Gonzalez
Haven't laughed this hard at Yas Forums since LOST. Good one, lads.
Lucas Torres
underrated
Josiah Perry
Underrated
Jaxon Evans
cringe
Lucas Kelly
>What's that?
>This, my friend, is a pallet.
>It comes in pallets? I'm getting one!
Robert Russell
lol
Cameron Johnson
All right then, keep your toilet paper.
Julian Anderson
>Wuhan? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Wuhan Flu. That was my name... I am Covid-19. And I come back to you now - at the turn of the curve.
Carson Collins
Fucking hell LOL
Ian Jones
>Sir! The beacon is lit. Gondor calls for aid!
And Rohan will answer! Muster the physicians. You have two days. On the third, we ride for Gondor. And the cure.
Kevin Reed
they're the same picture
Daniel Myers
>The end comes soon. We hear coughs, coughs in the deep. They are coming.