Why can't Americans do panel shows?

how and when did America become this way?

She’s Jewish

anal sex

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i hate jews and never shut up about em, but id become a jew to fuck rachel riley for the rest of my life, that's how 1 in a million hot she is.

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>Essex Jew
Must be a very confusing life

I don't think American's would get away with Sean Locke's "Nazi Island" joke anymore

UK panel shows only exist because of some weird tax loophole. Effectively, comedy shows get less of a taxbreak than gameshows, so they have them do a gameshow with panels of comedians.

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Big Fat Quiz is fucking kino, but only because of Richard and Noel.
t. American

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panel shows destroyed british comedy and you should be ashamed for liking them

is this who you’re talking about? i really hope not.

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haha yes it is, but like any woman, go back to when she first started countdown like 10 years ago. she's had at least one (idk number cause i dont follow celebs that much) kid by now.

AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

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Because our celebrities are troglodytic empty shells with no wit or personality to speak of. Watch any of our talk shows and then try to imagine a panel of those dullards discussing anything. If you're really a glutton for punishment watch an episode of 'The Voice' and you'll understand immediately why we don't do more panel shows.

Burgers can't do Banter. They assume everything someone says to them is 100% serious unless there's a laugh-track attached.

I'd give her my seed.

>The producers try to Americanize it and it ruins the organic flow and feel
MXC > Takeshi's Castle you giant faggot

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This is a 10/10 in Britain

>Mel or Sue
>that Stephen Fry
That's pretty good.

That's not the same thing and you know it. That was a goody show dubbing over the original dialogue. It wasn't an American remake.

Oh no that sucks. I guess I can't find her attractive anymore.

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In the US we enjoy this kind of thing in person. Except we call it “having the craic with our home-dogs”

I'm a bong and panel shows have been absoulte shite since at least the late 2000s

original Never mind and Shooting stars is the peak and you're touching 25 years for them

Bong here
Panel shows are the fucking worst, and are only made by talent agencies to show off their current rosters
They are so bloodless and safe, no UK comic will ever be controversial or outspoken on a stupid panel show

Everyone with a foreskin does that

Susie > Rachel
Susie is such a sweetie

I bet susie sucks cock like a top tier pornstar.

She's a ragin' sort

Based

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I see her more as a Lilu's Handjobs type
Not satisfied until she looks like a plasterer's radio

>no UK comic will ever be controversial or outspoken on a stupid panel show
they're comedy shows not political commentary (except the one's about the news i suppose)

What I said also applies to Mock the Week and HIGNFY, those agree-a-thon applause generators.
What I should have said was, "No UK comic will ever push the envelope on a stupid panel show."
Everyone seems to think the same thing too; "Their stand-up is forgettable but they're good on panel shows!"
If this is the best of UK comedians, then God help us. What a fucking shame.
I just wish there was some humanity to it. They all seem to think they're light entertainment built for TV shows, and there is nothing of any substance to anything they say. It's just schtick > substance every time.

>banter and wit is not funny

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Panel shows are hot garbage and your contemporary panel of the same 5 unfunny boomer """"""comedians"""""" doesn't help a damn bit.

t. continental yuro

Cant wait to see how unfunny hignfy is without an audience.

It will basically be Merton being quiet for once, and Hislop smugly blinking his way into the void

While a bewildered host wonders how her career has gone so wrong, and a redundant journalist looks on, smiling awkwardly

The root of it can be traced to the arly 20th century, (((where moneyed interests))) gained a lot of influence in political and economic spheres. This was cemented with the allied victory in WW2

Not a bong, but why do they have the same people over and over again on these shows? They just circulate the same shit and every episode is the same.

If you've seen one season you've seen them all.

wow now that was a good read!

She's hot but her anti-Labour """""""""antisemitism"""""""""" tweets border on the insane

Always a victim, no matter the context or circumstance
It's so tiresome

She was honestly Yas Forums tier retarded with her accusations and theories

at one point she tried to get a community brass band (with Jewish members) cancelled for playing "hava nagila" at an event where labour MPs were present

Neither can we any more
Shooting Stars and Buzzcocks were great, there's nothing like them now

Always the victim, no matter what, especially when oppressing others
It just never ends, and nobody will say anything because holocaust

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Panel shows are for retarded simpletons which is why kebaboids love them so much.

>Rachel's twitter: JEWS ANTSEMITISM LABOUR NAZIS COMPLAINING BAD
>Susie's twitter: Here's an interesting word you may not have known, have a nice day :)
This, among other reasons, is why Susie > Rachel

is Wheel of Fortune not a panel show?

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kill, fuck, marry

they are bad at spelling and maths