I watched Jonah Hill’s movie “Mid90s” and in this scene a 17 year old girl has sex with a 12 year old boy

would be more realistic if she was 37

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Fat Jew

I got blown when I was 11 by my friends sister. I was watching him play some WCW game and she came in the room and started to massage my thighs. I went 'wat r u doing!?' and my friend was like 'o shit user, ur about to (some slang I don't remember)' And she sucked away. It was rape.

Yeah it's happens to me. But wouldn't that happen now? I don't see why the decade would mean anything different. Horny teens want to have sex.

He called himself "Jonah the Jew" at age 11, apparently, but he was also too fat to skate well.

If he had had the wit to have the girl turn to the camera and say "This never happened!" like Margot Robbie in I, Tonya, he could have at least salvaged humor from this. As it is, it's just tragic.

wHAT A SEXY LITTLE BOY

Sorry caps on

Sounds like bullshit but I believe it. How old was she? Your friend just kept playing vidya? Did she swallow?

Eh, never watched that movie but boy do I remember this scene from the 80's Italian comedy "Rimini Rimini":

youtu.be/IQQ_BYE_WbE

For reference, that woman spent all her vacation looking for a stud to satisfy her, everyone disappoints her and at the end the not-so-innocent 12 year old (her friend's so) takes pity on her and fuck her. The morning after he wants to get paid lol

They had absolutely no problem showing that on tv, it was a big success and I don't think anyone complained.

I meant to write "her friend's son" oops

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No, his mom would drop him off at the skate shop where he would force himself on to them and "hang out". They probably only didnt kick him out because he was the butt end of the joke and probably got teased constantly but he didnt care and accepted it as long as it meant he was part of their group

His mom would then return to pick him up after banging Tyrone (she used the skate shop as a baby sitter for him). The skate shop guys would probably hit on his mom and most likely fucked her

Imagine crushing on some older chick when you were 12 and having to vicariously fuck her by paying lookalikes to do it decades later.

check'd

>when we have clowns in dresses and wigs pretending to be girls
When you think about it though the real clowns are the normal people who just let it happen.

When I was 13 I had a 15 yr old neighbor who used to come to my house to watch tv with me since we were kids. She used to stroke my cock while I used to finger her pussy. That was it. We never had sex.
We both used to think that it will lead to her getting pregnant. Sex education was absolutely shit. I didn't know about condoms till I was 16.

>I didn't know about condos til i was 16
found the apartment nigger

Shoulda just bucked her anyway bro

Women are very predatory towards little boys.
When I arrived at a new school in middle school I was foreign and a lot of people knew me, because I had two cousins at the school who where in HS and where basically the popular hot girls. Anyways almost every day when I entered school my cousins and her group of friends cat called me relentlessly. I was very shy so I never retorted back so I just smiled and moved on.
Some years later one of my cousins (who tried to show me her boobs one-time when she was drunk but I autismo myself out of that situation...) Told me that several of her friends actually wanted to fuck me, and some had already slept with boys my age (13)
Then again in HS my mates and I where slamming MS virgin pusy like there was no tomorrow.
Thanks for reading my blog.

Skaters are either the most down to earth people or complete fucking douchebags theres no in between

My babysitter touched my peepee. She was 16 I was 11

jesus dude

lol it'd be funny to do a whole movie like that. just shitting on people's 'muh 90s' nostalgia

ikr

A 22 years old college girl sucked my dick when I was 14.

lel

and a teacher

based

Holy fucking based.

Honey Boy also has a scene like this

>tfw when your whitebread catholic suburban parents raised you to basically be asexual because they're uncomfortable with their children as sexual beings
>you figured shit out in your twenties so you're not a total incel but you'll never get sex easily and have no memories of teenage love
>i remember being like ten or eleven and we had this babysitter who was probably fifteen and she and I were sitting on my bed and I was getting these really weird vibes off her but was too clueless to pick up on it
>looking back it's obvious she was considering doing the nasty and we probably could've at least made out or something and it would've been wonderful and pure
>still occasionally shake uncontrollably when i'm about to do the business with someone, especially if she's "out of my league"-- it's the bullshit guilt coming back

you just watched Kids, none of that happened

Where were girls like that when I was a kid?

You must be a very sexy shota

I wish this was normal in the '90s. I just remember a lot of jerking off to absolute garbage. TV shows, music videos, commercials. It sucked.

>>you figured shit out in your twenties so you're not a total incel but you'll never get sex easily and have no memories of teenage love

Is there a way to get over this? I've figured things out to an extent but I keep feeling a twinge of sadness whenever I'm reminded. How do I move on?

lmao

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I'm Jonah's age and I lost my virginity at age 14 to a 17 y/o.
I felt like a fucking god for two years.
Later I found out she was an overdeveloped 13 y/o slut from a friend. information was gold before cellphones and soc media.
No-one knew dick. Shit was so cash. I later told a 16 y/o I was 18 and we fucked in the back of her Peugeot. I was a month younger than her.

I had a girl with a foot fetish at 21, she got to tend to my legs for a while then blew me, was nice, if kinda awkward

Excuse me is that Jonah the Jew's wish fulfillment ?

How was this filmed? Alexa Demie would be in her late 20s and Sunny Suljic would be around 12 at the time this was filmed.

No it’s just his fantasy. Also that kid looks like Ted cruz

Jonah is a Jew. They constantly depict things like this if they are in the film industry because jews really actually are sick people.

It was a different time.

mutt's law

Teenage love is the best, you give your whole heart to your first gf, you'd absolutely die for her.
Then every single time, you turn 19 or 20 and something about her friend group, her work or her further studies tells the girl she needs to see what else is out there, all her friends are out on dates with older guys or whatever and they want to live a glamorous life and be pursued, so they ditch you and you get to sit in your apartment wondering if everyone knew, if your friends are laughing at you, and if a zirconia band even HAS a resale value.
There isn't a medicine for it.

>tfw still vividly being 11 in the 90s and going to a friend's house while his parents were out of town and seeing him smoke pot and bang a 19 year old girl in the bathroom

I couldn't even properly bust a nut at that point and this nigga was plowing a grown ass woman. FUCK WHY COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN ME BROS

>mates

this movie was basically that fat loser that moves to another school so he just lies about how cool he was at his last school

>playing Lola in ARMS
>allowing the heavy pet
she's based

when I was 11 my family went to visit my aunt and her cousins, after picking us up from the airport and having crammed us into an overloaded volkswagen we arrived at the house and played some ps1 demos with the guy cousin
then when it came time to sleep the oldest cousin(girl) was in there and i was laying on my back creating a vacuum in my stomach to allow air to be sucked in through my anal cavity to produce loud farts
she then asked me if i wanted to see something cool and she told me to stick my head up her skirt. as i was standing crouched underneath her and she was smoking out of the window she pulled her panties partway down and farted with her pussy in my face and laughed then left the room

you don't. did you have decent parents? some people grew up with parents that never expressed any love towards them and will live feeling like they missed out on happy family times as a kid.

>Was this seriously considered normal in the 90’s??
No.

Idk I feel like that kind of shit is v common with poor people. Although saying that my first proper kiss was a 17 year old girl when I was 13 but that was just her being nice

so you grew up to have a fart fetish?