Sith Dagger

Somehow...the dagger worked

I guess if you stabbed them hard enough.

Mark Hamill was relentlessly handsome. Hayden Christensen is relentlessly handsome.

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And provided that the wreckage doesn't deteriorate any further while its in the sea

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Star Track - Wrath of Kangz

MFW the force ghost effects literally haven't improved since 1980

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is the tossed saber cgi?

>npc thinks its a bad thing that the effects are consistent

They were purposely made a more opaque blue because if they were more transparent the movie likely wouldn’t release in China; because of its weird censorship regarding ‘supernatural’ things.

Why did they have to go through so much bullshit if there were actually two wayfinders and one was with Luke? Couldn't he just like, say something?

why the Ozark filter?

legit have gotten worse. Why they chose to consult George on only the CGI and nothing else is just another example of their deadshittery

Really a shame it didn't go this way, wasted.

A good question, for another time.

This movie is an epitome of powercreep. It's like a new arc of shounen anime.
And people complain about various characters being bad, but worst of all was Hux. Was he supposed to be a caricature? Best character is Finn
That being said, Sith temple was really cool from visiual stand point.

So, how did JJ get away with pretty much all lead characters being straight and finding the other half of similar skin color?

I actually really liked the body horror aspect of this, slowly being overtaken with deadly eldritch powers, killing your friends on accident and completely losing faith in yourself.

Shame that wasn't the focus of the movie.

I'm so fucking sick of China and their bullshit.
Can Trump nuke them already? The world would be a better place.

None of this trilogy was planned, it was basically written as they went with the mindset of trying to win over fans again, hence why it makes no sense and is filled with retcons of the previous movie.

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I'm rooting for war in the next 24 months. After this is over I can see tensions getting the point where we put boots on the ground in Asia. I've always wanted to die soaked in the blood and viscera of a Chinaman I welcome our inevitable descent into literal Fallout politics.

>user will never write the new star wars.

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Disney Wars Rise of Palpatine.

This pissed me off alot, but C3PO *does* give them exact coordinates so it is conceivable the dagger told them where to stand right down to the last meter assuming there were codes for some sort of space GPS.

It is also why Force Ghosts summon lighting and catch lightsabers. To imply it is something physical and no way spiritual.

Good thing the environment didn’t change in all those years. Could you imagine if a meteor crashed and just fucked up the map area?

You would imagine seeing two high profile Hollywood directors using a multimillion-dollar movie series for a pissing match would be at least amusing to watch, but it's just embarrassing for everybody.

>where are you from general?
>the gold system
>how about you?
>i don't know
>well let's find out!
Are they going to do her 23andMe?

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I thought they will say that she is his daughter.

>MFW the meme face template hasn’t improved since 2011

How they found it was worse.

>wrong

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This wasn't even a movie, just barely coherent scenes glued back to back.

I thought they might too but in stead it was just some awkward conversation.

Am I just a degenerate or was he trying to fuck?

because remember the goonies.

desu i would really like to see a movie about a female sith

Wouldn't a sith dagger just be a mini red lightsaber?

he’s tryna taste dem sugar walls

That scene would have been much better with Helena Carter playing evil Rey. But it is too short anyway.

Are you saying the woman would be the villain? That's pretty sexist user.

Finn would kill himself if he got cucked again.

Because JJ apparently plays too many shitty video games. Think about it, the whole goddamn thing plays out like one
>Cinematic showing the bad guy
>tutorial level
>find the X quest
>go to place Y to get Z that helps with X
>obligatory power up
>capture/forced stealth segment
>mid game boss battle
>the final planet
>Quest item has its suspiciously specific use then is never spoken of again
>platforming level
>stake setting cutscene
>final boss playable cutscene
That last one was painfully ripped off in particular.
You could practically see the limit meter building up before Rey used OmniJedi

Daisy has negative presence

Was it the second death star wreckage they found? Shouldn't it have been bigger than the planet it was on?

>only it was made before the death star crashed
Obviously not. You just want it to seem dumber than it is. It's already plenty dumb, it didn't need your help.

The dagger was made as a result of a force prophecy that one day the Death Star would be built, then blown up, and crash, with the Emperor inside. So the Emperor knew from the start that he was going to die? But the prophecy must've stopped before it got to the part where the Emperor got killed (again) by a female clone of himself
God damn, I would love for JJ to be publicly interrogated about this shit, it would make a great congressional hearing

Pirates of the Caribbean

Star Wars plot has always been absolutely retarded, and I believe if the characters were likeable and not the absolute piles of shit that we got no one would care about stupid details like these.

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>Rian Johnson
>high profile