this is a LOTR thread
This is a LOTR thread
Ian Thompson
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Jason Gomez
Aragon made the wise choice, but Eowyn is a qt
Nicholas Ramirez
greatest movies of all time
Landon Barnes
I used to say Arwen but I'm sick of women who sit around and cry. At least Eowyn helps
Robert Harris
Liv Tyler is so pretty. I wonder why she disappeared after LOTR.
Jacob Jones
>be wise humanelf
>powerful too
>have average looking daughter
>only child you have
>she falls in love with Numenorean
>become plagued with futures of her death
>years and years of these visions
>first Isildur and now his heir
>do everything in your power from stopping Isildur's bloodline from ruining everything again
>daughter loses her elfhood
>somehow Sauron gets a grasp on her and threatens to kill her too
>fuck
>Sauron gets defeated, and daughter is now fully human
>forced to watch as she can never come to the Undying lands with you
>she will never see you in the Halls either
>your only child, gone forever
>ISILDUR
Asher Foster
and this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no hidden interest rates, and that capitol just springs out of holes in the ground!
Nathan Thomas
tell me where is Gandalf...
Anthony Lewis
I take the elven sex goddess over the femenazi crybaby, thx
Christian Rodriguez
For me, it's Galadrial
Landon Johnson
Reminder Eowyn has smelly feet
Jeremiah Cox
reminder that every non-elf in the trilogy smelled like shit at all times
Jaxson Perry
>Noman can kill me.
Why would he reveal his weakness so blatantly, in front of an enemy?
Austin Lewis
it's not a weakness, but a prophecy. Tolkein was aping Macbeth.
Connor Martinez
She just got screwed by hollywood. She was in The 2008 Hulk movie. Was to be in sequels, possibly even Avengers movies. They ended up downplaying that movie and never brought her back. Honestly, she was robbed. Not like she was an amazing Betty Ross, but Betty Ross is like Marvel's Lois Lane. Iron Man, Cap, Thor, those guys don't have a long standing love interest character like Hulk does. Wheddon went fro BW/hulk bs and Liv Tyler was hidden further.
Michael Cruz
Liv Tyler has a nice face but is way to wide framed to play a convincing elf.
Joshua Morris
and is a mudshark
Angel Flores
For me? It's Rosie Cotton
Asher Baker
Good movies.
Jace Rogers
He didn't think about it logically
Robert Turner
why did they cast such a homely girl? they did my nigga sam wrong
Nicholas Hughes
Sam was a fucking gardener, okay. This is what he gets.
Jeremiah Cruz
Objective LotR movie girl rating:
Galadriel > Eowyn > Rosie Cotton > who cares > Arwen
Brandon Mitchell
A man of taste and intellect
Zachary Adams
that actress on the left always looked really odd to me. like a very specific case of inbred
Jaxson Parker
finally someone not afraid to tell the truth
Liam Perry
It's called "European" and it's the hottest look any woman can have
Dominic Lopez
Logan Moore
based
Blake Reed
Frodo and Legolas and Bard's son Bain are relentlessly handsome.
Robert Murphy
they're both nice but Eowyn can't cook for shit
Tyler Rogers
probably not a big deal as a princess desu
Liam Collins
for I much desire to speak with him
Brody Smith
You are the prisoner of the Ent Moot.
>singles are killed
>dubs prove you are not an orc
>trips and we attack Isengard
>quads bring back the Entwives
Nathaniel Collins
we're not singles, we're doubles! dubs, repeating digits, gets!
Alexander Reyes
sippin on some ent water
Dominic Richardson
I want to destroy Saruman.
Mason Young
Jolkien Rollkien Tolkien
Isaiah Baker
Come on, fuck Isengard!
Luke Richardson
I'm no orc mr. tree
Jaxon Cooper
TREE?! I AM NO TREE
Landon Sanders
for i much desire to sleep with him
Samuel Rogers
fake and gay
Parker Morris
So when's this Second Age Amazon series supposed to be coming out?
Jose Diaz
search the archive, faggot
Jacob Walker
Doesn't matter I can see the difference in post numbers
Lucas Clark
Hopefully never.
Camden Hernandez
It's ma'am
Asher Barnes
hobbits are homely
Jordan Rivera
????
Adam King
Let me go, Treeboy!
Connor James
and they call it a forest
Henry Long
>tfw can't afford the tree toll
Parker Watson
Cucked gene.
Noah Edwards
Should have breed and dump right then marry left.
Jayden Jenkins
>>only child you have
Elrond had two sons
Logan Rogers
bros...
Austin Gutierrez
I wonder if there have ever been any hobbit/man offspring.
Michael Flores
>arwen will never hit the wall
i believe the option here is obvious senpai
Kayden Ortiz
Just finished binge watch lotr.
Are there any movies/shows similar to this? preferably movies[\spoiler]
>and no I didn't binge the hobbit
Jacob Hughes
Yeah, Harry Potter.
Kayden Rogers
>arwen will never hit the wall
She chooses to be human m8
>Harry Potter
After I realized Ginny is a coal burner and a slut whose first kiss wasn't Harry, I have sworn not to watch that again.
Josiah Bennett
INFECTIOOOOOON!
John Perez
do you think the bree brothels had hobbits?
would short men prefer hobbit ones?
Jeremiah Carter
Jack Martin
if I remember correctly hobbits are midget humans so it should be possible
Gavin Kelly
It is plain indeed that in spite of later estrangement Hobbits are relatives of ours: far nearer to us than Elves, or even than Dwarves. Of old they spoke the languages of Men, after their own fashion, and liked and disliked much the same things as Men did. But what exactly our relationship is can no longer be discovered. The beginning of Hobbits lies far back in the Elder Days that are now lost and forgotten. Only the Elves still preserve any records of that vanished time, and their traditions are concerned almost entirely with their own history, in which Men appear seldom and Hobbits are not mentioned at all. Yet it is clear that Hobbits had, in fact, lived quietly in Middle-earth for many long years before other folk became even aware of them. And the world being after all full of strange creatures beyond count, these little people seemed of very little importance. But in the days of Bilbo, and of Frodo his heir, they suddenly became, by no wish of their own, both important and renowned, and troubled the counsels of the Wise and the Great.