Poor Hollywood

>if we get past it
Not gonna happen

You mean nobody cares about the dancing monkey if the monkey can't dance anymore? You mean that love and empathy are bullshit concept that people fake only for as long as you're giving them what they want? What a twist!

Sometimes I get disappointed in myself for not trying harder in school and getting into a journalism program, but then I realize that journalism has been dead for a long time and that I'm better off desu

>these people think the Monopoly money in their accounts is real and they get to spend it.
that’s rich

>right-wing incel site
rent free

This isnt news. Remember how everyone in hollywood came out against Trump and it helped get him elected in 2016? Remember how everyone was moving to Canada and nobody did?

>blessing in the skies

Posts like these are a diamond dozen

Celebs are fake as shit and always bandwagon whatever will make them look good

>blessing in the skies
never even heard that one before fpbp

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It's a doggy dog world man

They're all so desperate right now but I'm fucking loving that everyone is shitting on them.

>omg this is me without makeup please look!
>LOL I can't get my hair dyed so I'm GREY now isn't that wild I'm a real human being too!
>i am SOOOOO bored in my megamansion so I'm gonna facetime my other celeb friends from their megamansions!

>blessing in the skies

allow me to play doubles advocate

>thinking about Hollywood. What a legend. RIP

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eat less food

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allow me

I watched this movie with my mulatto friend when we were ~13 years old and afterwards he said that he wanted to get swastika tattoos on each pec.

can't twin 'em all

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Everyone's realizing how pointless and vain the entertainments/sports industries are. Fuck 'em.

hello tim!

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

maybe they'll finally realize that their lives are societal excess, only acceptable while the status quo is maintained but becomes just as meaningless as anyone elses the minute things get rough.

No one ever did

(Good luck with your cast. This one still snags 'em.)

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Hollywood losing clout...eh. Who cares? It'll rebound once this is over, people still want to be entertained. My only hope is that the right's holders start putting more of the stuff they have socked away online, while we wait for the all clear to leave the house. There are hundreds of years of tv shows and movies not online, that could be put up NOW. But they won't.

But the story I want to see is a rejection of the media, especially journalists, across the board. But I'm not holding my breath. Those cunts are too embedded, like ticks.

oh no that sucks

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This is a low T allegory

Hello jew

People hate celebrities now. People are also starting to hate jews.

people realizing that all these celebs are really just glorified clowns: there to entertain the mindless masses but when the circus is closed indefinitely their true worth is shown bare.

They’re almost all better looking than you, have wider social circles and lots more money. It’s literally a higher breed of people.

hey man believing is way easier than understanding

All of the things you mentioned have no use when you are quarantined to your lonesome.

Not him, but I don't get celebrity worship. I admire people like astronauts, physicists and racecar drivers (might technically count as celebs).

I'm losing the ability to sneak into onset trailers and sniff the used panties of upcoming actresses.

Le reddit, let’s put Neil DeGrasse Tyson on the $20 bill because “science is my religion” meme

No, thanks. You're pretty womanly if you don't admire astronauts and racecar drivers.

Back in Alison Brie’s heyday I remember watching an interview where she carried herself really well and she was telling some story about how in like 2003 she used to work as a clown at birthday parties.
Sure, she probably became famous and not a college level theatre actor because of rich parents.
But I think there’s still something to the type of person that can be completely comfortable dressed as a clown that probably worth admiring. Even if a lot of their charisma is just them being phony.
I honestly admire that and their looks more than bullshit reasons I’m supposed to like them like shilling for charity or acting woke.

lel

Maybe she’ll go back to music

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>astronauts
cringe

why

>once influential dancing monkeys confused as to why the world doesn't want to watch their bullshit acts when a life or death situation occurs
Fuck them, acting is a job just like any other. Considering the amount of 'normal' people losing theirs, these flesh-eating buzzards can suffer too.

Only a very small handful of actors make that kind of money. Most actors live check to check. They work a couple times a year, if they're lucky. Right now, NOBODY is working, the entire production, from the drivers and catering up to the stars and directors.
I have actor relatives, she's MAYBE C level, he's pure D level, but between them they make 75, 100k a year, good years. They're freaking the fuck out in private right now. Word on the street in the industry, productions are dark until the fall, earliest. And then, maybe, because everyone knows they're gonna shitcan most of them, because income has pretty much stopped across the board for everyone. Movies and TV are FUCKED. They're talking July earliest to even think about opening sets back up. That's enough time to film a complete TV season, for 2021.
Shit's not even getting started in Hollywood. It's gonna get BAD. What's even worse - the fallback jobs for most of them - waitressing, bartending, personal assistant, it's all gone. They have no fallback. They have no money. They can't even sell weed to make rent.
Hollywood is beyond fucked. Entertainment is usually considered recession proof, but that's when they're allowed to show up to a job. You can't make TV shows and movies from one bedroom apartments.

>tfw mcdonalds employees are more essential than faggy celebrities

based fucking international crisis we need more shit like this

Absolutely BASED, I hope all those "entertainers" starve to death.

And how is that relevant to celebrities and the gossip magazines that cover them?

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Eat the politicians, eat the rich, China numba wan.

The "celebrities" have no productions to prop their fame up with, and the rags have nothing to write about. Ad revenue is falling faster than underpants in Weinstein's office. A month of nothing to write about is going to kill sites like Variety and the gossip rags dead. No pap shots, either. No award shows. No interviews. The whole pipeline is going dry.
A shitwave is headed for Hollywood. The whole thing is gonna get hit, hard. And they have nothing in place to try and survive it.

>literally a higher breed of people.
>literally
I don’t trust your mastery of biology or english

I wonder who is behind this post?

>petal to the medal
lovely imagery