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It's a about a giant disembodied hand that zooms around the planet and crushes one random person with its index finger every day. It's called THE HAND and it's always slightly faster than you.

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Mai Lai Massacre film starring Mark Wahlberg

shot for shot remake of rocky starring shia lebouf

What about starring Shia Lebouf as EVERY character

Sommer, a young widow adopts a pet dog only to find it's the reincarnation of her husband who died under suspicious circumstances. She has to hide the fact that only she can hear her new pet speak to her and finds she must solve her husbands murder with the help of her newly betrothed pooch. Things get heated when marital passions get rekindled. The Dog Days of Sommer only on Hulu.

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A computer screen psychological horror film like Unfriended. Starts with the protagonist starting a thread asking a benign question. The first few posts are pretty normal and civilized. Then it gradually develops into memes and shitposting. The longer the movie goes on, the more bizarre and non-sequitur the conversation gets. By the end it's just people spamming Sneed and a bunch of wojaks, pepes and anime reaction images.

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King Kong vs. Godzilla, but it's actually a satirical noir murder-mystery where all the famous giant monsters in movies are just actors, and Godzilla hires a PI (played by Aiden Gillan) out of retirement to find out who kidnapped his son during his fight for child custody in divorce court. He believes it to be King Kong, his wife's new husband, who has the police on his payroll. As the P.I. starts to investigate, though, he finds a huge rabbit hole of corruption, yakuza, the LAPD, and a radioactive drug-smuggling scheme.

I'd fucking love this, too.

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sounds terrifying.

Joaquin Phoenix play Napoleon when he was exiled on the Isle of Elba. He stares into the sea, orders his servants to build roads and march around, and reads letters from Josephine.
Nothing really happens. Directed by Malick

A social outcast graduates highschool and starts a tube channel where he takes out his frustrations by bullying others through video. He amasses a huge following and finds himself extremely successful, however, he has a romp with a less than classy whore and finds his heart has been taken. She quickly has him wrapped around her finger making him buy her tits and cùckolding him for money online. His fanbase turns on him and his channel implodes. His whore gf leaves her for her on again off again bf and takes the fanbase with him. Left with nothing, he overdoses on HRT hormones

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I got an idea for a movie where a young kid finally movies out of his parents apartment and into this run down apartment.

Its a tough neighborhood and in his building is an area drug lord that some crime agency is watching.

One day this kid is doing laundry in the building accidentally spills some and before he gets to clean it up the drug lord slips, cracks his skull open and dies.

It's a work in progress.

It's called Boomer Holocaust, the first ever boomersploitation film. A gang of zoomers drive around town torturing and murdering boomers.

Who’s that supposed to be, OP?

check em

A brave legion of proud SS men heroically fight off the scourge of Jews, Bolsheviks, partisans, and untermenschen for the glorious future of Hitler's Germany, culminating in an epic deflowering struggle against Poles, Russians, and a ghastly gang of Jewish schoolgirls.

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here let me get that for you

In a post-apocalyptic future, a group of Jewish survivors race against vampire Neo-Nazis in an attempt to find the last oil reserve on earth.

>Title: Race the Kikes, Gas War Now

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This /lit/ meme, except it's a movie.

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a single mother starts an affair with her high school aged sons best friend
she goes to extra lengths to cover up the affair
it switches track halfway through when the young teen starts saying and knowing stuff about her he couldnt possibly know

it turns out its her estranged husband who has managed to perfect mind switching tech
the final fight ends with her begging her son for help who reveals he not only knows but has been in on it the whole time. he helps his dad swap her mind with his vegetable girlfriend ,
who will be set up earlier in the movie. she has brain function but is trapped in her body unable to move. she was "accidentally" hit by a drunk driver. who the boy and his dad knew to be the mom the whole time

the end credits play over the son and his girlfriend in moms body dancing to soundcloud rappers and the implication being that the dad would continue to have fun with vegetable mommy until her body finally gives out
calling it "a cougars feast" and all the artsy retards are going to go nuts for it.

forgot to mention its heavily implied that the sons friend was a real kid and a friend of his and he helped his dad swap their minds and kill the kid

David Fincher's cinematic retelling of the creation of Yas Forums. Daniel Day-Lewis plays moot as he tries to create a safe haven on the internet for socially deprived individuals.

Movie about this.

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A young woman must drop out of high school when her grandmother becomes ill with a mysterious upper respiratory disease . The only way she can earn enough money to support her family is through the seedy underbelly of the internet, nude modeling . Ripped from today's headlines a very special episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

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This would be kino, bump

>critics were divided but a cult classic in 30 years.
House of Leaves directed by David Fincher

An impressionable young woman falls in with the wrong crowd and becomes a member of Antifa. After blowing up the college library, what was once a thrill ride turns into a desperate fight for survival as she's hunted down by the CIA FBI and the KGB . Starring August West as Cookie

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Kino about Teutonic Knights or the Russo-Japanese War.

Freddy Got Fingered 2 directed by David Lynch

petite white girl gets fucked by a big black bull

the porn parody of this involving Oskar Dirlewanger sneaking into a jewish polish girl's highschool

fishmongering movie by kidlat tahimik

ass

Mumblecore but with instagram models.

>86
>05
Clearly he wasn’t meant to star in multiple lead roles at once

Titanic 2 in space with an on board dinosaur zoo which the dinosaurs break out of. directed by mel gibson

A man realizes he is inside a movie and attempts to join the real world like Homer in that one Halloween special after falling into the black hole

Ass in 3D

I fucking hate you

All woman version of Casino

99 on rotten tomatoes pretty good.

The Witcher except by someone who actually likes the source material

ass 2: back 2 booty

Berserk, directed by Guillermo del Toro

poetic

Life is Strange live action movie.

All women version of Dunkirk

Tom Cruise is shipwrecked off the coast of China, and is brought up by Shaolin Monks. He returns to America, becomes a police officer, and must do battle with actor, boxer, and assassin John Wilkes Boothe. Directed by Alfonso Cuaron.

The lady who played Sonya Blade in the Mortal combat movies said she got ready for her role by inviting strange men home from bars and crushing their heads with her thighs

Sci-fi staring Ryan Gosling playing pretty much the typical character he usually plays, as the last human being on Earth, which is now sold out to and inhabited by VERY alien aliens. He just just drives around in a hover-car being depressed and autistic, no longer seeing the earth as something he recognizes. He falls in love with a vaguely humanoid-looking alien (compared to the freakishly weird-looking usual aliens seen in the movie, but saying she looks human is still a bit of a stretch)- who does not reciprocate at all, and in fact only sees him as a curious oddity to be gawked at as the only living human. She finds the idea of actual intimacy with him utterly repulsive. Movie ends with Gosling botching a suicide attempt by leaping from a mega-skyscraper. He wakes up in hospital no longer even looking human, with robotics and prosthetics replacing most of his body, and irreparable brain damage numbing his human emotions.

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Poland finally into space.

kid makes a wrong call in a tennis match and gets fucking shot directed by the foot man