Get up at 3:45 AM and eat your own shit in a cold shower. Now

Israel is winning? GOOD.

>not good enough for Team 6
>never fought a war that wasn't for oil or Israel
>embarrasses his former colleagues and his nation by parading himself everywhere
What a dumb piece of shit lmao

at least he gets laid and has a normal, successful life

>Dick caught in zipper?

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Never heard of her

Beach run. Get your 65-pound backpack. Move.

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He's a dumb piece of shit? Good.

No crab legs and butter. Good
Sleeping 22.5 hours a day due to extreme depression and burn due to a 250 calorie diet cause your a fat, weak, skinny incestuous fag boi?

Good

Clearly hes a product of dysgenics

Good

Why are self-improvement coaches always such a meme? Is there really nobody except myself to fix my life?

dont forget also got a bunch of people killed

>noooo not the sand niggerinos!

If they died. They died. Good

Public spaces are less crowded and inboxes/news feeds aren’t fully active yet so you get a more peaceful introduction to the day

Shut up. Suck your own dick while removing your own spleen and selling on the Malaysian black market. Move.

Good

“Got a bunch of people killed” implies he made leadership decisions that got people in his command killed. No one here is talking about the heckin akbaroofs except you

But it’s already 4:00am and I haven’t gone to bed yet

I'm more of an Eddie Gallagher fan myself

>making shit up because you don't want to wake up earlier and improve your life
kek

You need to be told what to think. 100 push ups with a transexual midget on your back. Good

>performs mental gymnastics to profile anonymous posters as his personal strawman
Get after it lmao

Good. Sleep for 24 hours and wake up at 3:45 AM anyway.

Jocko was a much more badass SEAL, but tbqh I think David Goggins is a way better motivational speaker.

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The taste of my own semence in my mouth? Good.

ok bitch tits

Semen is full of protein and salt. You can drink your own urine. Good

>a nigger giving advices
lol I'll pass

that nigger lives a more white lifestyle than you ever could hope to, bitch tits

Keep drinking those cum milkshakes

keep destroying your mind and body

mmm, yummy, a cum milkshake!
-you

It’s unironically jewslaves like Jocko who help Israel win. He was in the ZOG military after all

*dies at 42 by either health problems or suicide*
-you

Guess jocko didn’t teach you how to think up comebacks

That wasn't a comeback, that was a genuine estimate of the age you will die +/- 5 years.

Jocko’s cum is waiting

heart disease is waiting

Knock knock. Who’s there?
It’s Jocko, he’s wondering why you aren’t getting after it. It’s 2am already. He seemed pretty worried to be honest

>implying I don't wake up at 3:00 AM to jerk off to incest fantasies and try my hardest to make that fresh eight-roper in the morning get into my mouth

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who?

see
>
you lose.

>he has to call his fag friends in other threads for help

you'll never be white, nigger

I accept your concession.

He's meathead, nothing more I'm afraid.

Keep dreaming, I’m up at 1am to do this all day. Have you finished your cum milkshake?

A nice woman who loves you and wants to bear your children.

see
nuff' said

I admire this guy for being completely fucking insane

Honestly Jocko is kind of cringe to me. He just seems like he's trying too hard to be le bad ass navy seal. He comes across as always being "on" rather than just a chill dude like a lot of other seals. I'm willing to bet the other guys in his team found him to be a fucker and annoying.

Sadly, I only attract mentally ill girls who act like my crazy mom. I rejected over ten girls already, still a virgin. You need friends or some kind of social status to attract an angel like that. They don't fall for a lost cause.

>I only attract mentally ill girls
Good.
>who act like my crazy mom.
Good.
>I rejected over ten girls already,
Good.
>still a virgin.
Good.
You need friends or some kind of social status to attract an angel like that.
Good.
>They don't fall for a lost cause.
Good.

His speeches are the epitome of useless advices that make you proud of accomplishing nothing concrete to really change your life. It's as good as no fap.

Man I so wish I was a fat, depressed, drug and alcohol addicted incel instead of a buff, rich, ex-seal that can fuck any girl I want.

Not him, who wants to be part of a dying race?

yeah that's cool that your buff jocko but it didn't help any of your friends when they caught bullets in their brains did it

You’ve admitted defeat