"Pitch us your business user."

Saying that "all POCs should go back to Africa" and then pretending that you thought POC meant "people of Congo".

You know drive-thru ATMs and drive-thru fast food? Drive-thru blowjobs are the next big thing. Just pull up to the window and a sexy Mexican lady will lean into your vehicle and pleasure you orally. When you're done, just pop a twenty (plus tip) into her mouth and go on your way.

Brap farms. Now here me out sharks.

it's kind of like uber, but we send trained dogs to clean your bathrooms

I want Barbara to keep me chained up inside her $10M manhattan apartment and use me for sex and also verbally and physically abuse me but also love me sincerely and tenderly

- hi sharks im looking for $1million in exchange for 10% of my vietnamese image board
- it has the best memes, shitposting and a staff of retarded jannies who actually work for free
>Robert: I'll give you 2 million
-thanks robert but i'd rather wait for a Cuban offer
>Kevin: you have nothing proprietary here, what you gonna do when i copy paste your website and squash you like the cockroach you are

Well Kevin you could copy the website but you wont have plebs like the ones I have right now

>Lorie: I offer you 500k and I will promote your website in QVC
>Cuban: ok I see the potential, and I will give you the 1 mil you want

You got a deal Mark *bro hugs*

Im really bored gaiz

someone post the pastas

it's like America, but only for white people

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we start manufacturing textiles using cotton but we utilize labor that we do not pay

What do you call it when your primal senses of danger fire off on all cylinders upon viewing people and things?

Because there's a reason they call these android looking motherfuckers 'sharks'. It's like a real life meme that extremely wealthy people are sociopaths but literally every single one of this lot looks untrustworthy and would crush your windpipe without a flake of remorse.

Are there any based and chill multi-billionaires? or do people with feelings crumble at such levels?

>dragon's den
fuck off with this gay shit

i think Cuban is probably the most chill, Robert too, Kevin is a sociopath and so is Lorie and to a lesser degree Barb. Kevin gives the best advice on his yt channel doe

Where are you going to import the white people from?

>S-so... Y-you guys k-know that p-people rent movies? R-right. Well, y-you know that s-some people read books? R-right. Books are very expensive a-and most people on-only read the book only o-one time... S-so, w-what I'm going to d-do is to rent out books for people l-like people r-rent movies.

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Self beating corona wives

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There's something deeply wrong with people who watch these kinds of shows.

Hey Sharks, I have the cure for Covid-19

why?

Well you see, that's the real innovation: we just remove the coloured people

>Shark Tank
>not based Dragon's Den

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...

just shat myself and for that reason I'm out

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>it's a "Mark Cuban outbids everyone because they are worth peanuts compared to him" episode

Construction company that specializes in building concentration camps.

So it's nothing like America?

That's why he used "but", user. Is English a second language for you?

I'm gonna bang the one on the right and you guys can film it, or whatever.

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>its a Robert just needs a hug episode

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those are thick sticks. Terry dont fuck around

My business is taking a race realist position against every naive cuck taking a race apologist position.

youtube.com/watch?v=XoJJTO3kR70

>answer to sales is potential
>mark cucks robert out of a deal
>lori personally doesn't [food] so she's out
>barbara doesn't like the entrepreneur's character so she's out
>kevin has a royalty deal
>mark tries to know more about technology than the entrepreneur
>kevin says "you're dead to me" or calls the entrepreneur a cockroach
>entrepreneur doesn't have a patent/business is not proprietary
>entrepreneur has little or no sales
>shark wants an answer immediately
>lori pulls a gimmick to get a deal
>"it's a product not a business"
>kevin is an expert in the entrepreneur's industry
>lori says "zero or hero"
>entrepreneur doesn't know their numbers
>mark gives a 24 second countdown
>entrepreneur goes into hallway to call someone and comes back with a worse deal
>"all roads lead back to kevin"
>kevin tells a fun fact/story
>barbara gets startled
>robert relives his childhood
>daymon knows a guy in the hood
>kevin mentions that he's a member of chevaliers du tastevin
>mark is afraid of getting sued so he's out
>child inventor
>it's [food] but organic
>shark says "whoa" or "good for you" when hearing sales figures
>entrepreneur has a sob story
>it's [product] but for kids
>sharks don't like the taste of their healthy food product
>entrepreneur completely ignores offer to see if mark cuban is interested
>robert wants to hold the pupper
>kevin forbids the entrepreneur from doing business
>entrepreneur says how big their market is
>entrepreneur wants a "strategic partner"
>entrepreneur quit their day job
>Robert says "$30 for a loaf of bread, is that a lot?"

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my business idea is kevin o'leary's political career pfffhahahaha

A chinese cartoon imageboard with plenty of sexual advertisement and moderated for free by volunteers

How exactly do you plan to get revenue from this?

It's a store where you buy farming supplies but at night it becomes a brothel

Advertisements for games you can't play when your spouse is around.

lel

I believe this business has been done before user. Have you patented this idea?

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it's an eastern european e-thot farm, but we also do gambling, magic: the gathering (singles only, no tournaments), alcohol and in-person escorting. we also specialize in cosmetic surgery, and if you can't pay you can work off your debt e-thotting, bartending, working the gambling floor or live escorting.

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A movie theater - BUT GET THIS - it's managed by a quirky black guy that everyone seems to love.

I think the rude, haughty middle guy is really unlikable and full of himself. He's insufferable.

its a robot that harvests organs from poor people and sells them to china. i hold all patents.

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why does he invest in literally everything

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so its a storage facility for dead niggers. we call it FEMA.

coronavirus vaccine

White women being fucked by big black cocks in 4K

so there's this thing called cunny...

Suitshirts.

On top they look like suits but the rest is a t-shirt. They're far cheaper and more comfortable than a real suit but let you look professional on video calls.

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Janny - free - board - feet

Jeez buddy leave some for the rest of us!

>Entrepreneur brings Mark a Mavericks-themed sample

I will pitch advertisers the screening of each and every one of you getting guillotined hahaha just kidding it's soap shaped like animals!

It's an image based website, no real purpose but gets loads of traffic because of its secret society appeal. Anyways I have the website up and running and it's ready to go I want to give you 100% control and all the profits just let me clean it up when things get a little interesting

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A fleshlight that learns about how to make you orgasm while making you last as long as you can with it's advanced AI, all wrapped around your burrito.
I call it the iCum

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He is the most Jewish non-Jewish man ever. I'm subbed to him on Youtube too. You know he's composing his own theme music and transition songs because it's faster/cheaper than proper song licsensing?

cant get a billion dollars without crackin a few eggs