Jared Leto, best known for his work as the worst Joker ever, and the frontman for the painfully mediocre arena emo band 30 Seconds to Mars, has started a cult.
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Too bad, I liked Blade Runner 2049, Mr. Nobody, Requiem for a Dream, Girl Interrupted, and Fight Club.
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Nobody gives a shit
What's wrong with this?
Women are fucking stupid and are hungry for a man to follow. Give women what they want.
I give a shit. I just think cults are funny and interesting.
lol oh dear
Joseph Sneed 2.0
Can't stand this cunt
Why are women so inclined to end up on cults? Are they genuinely normal adults like everyone else?
mass suicide when?
Is this real?
cults are based
BAHAHA
Womens are the ultimate simps user
Yas Forums, if you had a cult:
What would you name it and what would the cult be built around (quantum spirituality, Nepalese mysticism, etc)?
What kinds of chicks would you try to stock it with?
What rituals would you have?
What title would you have?
What would you make your followers wear?
What would your followers be called?
>painfully mediocre arena emo band 30 Seconds to Mars
This is accurate. Most anons just say his band sucks, but they're at least competent enough to reach mediocrity, in my estimation.
>because of course he did
FUCK OFF BUZZFEED HEADLINES
This dude must seriously think he's Jesus or something.
Motherfucking B A S E D
Wait, Grace Park AND Kreuk are in this cult? WTF I love cults now!
Imagine being the handful of guys that join another man's cult
Yes
>"The thing about the photo is—I’m going to be honest with you—I was actually making a face at someone across the runway,” Leto told VF.com
Damage control
>Grace Park AND Kreuk
He fucked them in their peak years too. Based Keith is a man of refined tastes.
>Marvel
lmao
Who knows maybe they can pick up some horned up milf rejects
Me on the left
Tons of uggos and fatties
This dude is so self-absorbed he just wants all those people to tell him how great his shit stinks
>What would you name it and what would the cult be built around (quantum spirituality, Nepalese mysticism, etc)?
Frog gods
>What kinds of chicks would you try to stock it with?
Implying
>What rituals would you have?
Checking repeating digits
>What title would you have?
anonymous
>What would you make your followers wear?
Guy fawkes masks
>What would your followers be called?
Faggots
Shut the fuck up Yas Forums or I'lll killllllll youuuuuuu
Are they tantric fucks like Bvaganovan or Blue Diamond Buddhists? Those guys used woo to get pucci.
You know it's going to be some pussy ass weak shit 'cult'. I bet he isn't even having people sign over property titles or offer their virgin daughters. It's as much of a cult as his PR team determined he could get away with. Fuck, I could start a better cult with a few grams of molly and a bag of shrooms just standing outside of a community college.
Every guy uses woo to get pussy.
>What would you name it and what would the cult be built around (quantum spirituality, Nepalese mysticism, etc)?
Sex
>What kinds of chicks would you try to stock it with?
Kristen Kreuk, Grace Park, Jessica Chastain, those fat titted redhead sisters who act, So Dam Cute
>What rituals would you have?
Sex rituals
>What title would you have?
Sex Dad
>What would you make your followers wear?
Nothing except the occasional strapon
>What would your followers be called?
Corey's Angels
Hey, he can't fuck all of them at the same time.
He's had it for a while. I told y'all last year and nobody cared then
>Jared Leto
He'd have been perfect as Lyn Corbray in GoT, if D&D hadn't completely fucked it up.
People only noticed because he tweeted about being in the desert for two weeks and not knowing about the quarantine.
Not every guy uses woo to get pussy. I use upper body strength and a refusal to take no for an answer to get pussy
Women are the hivemind sex, there is no individualism with them they just follow and do what they're told. Pair that with a rich, attractive, famous guy and this is what you get
wait i thought fashion shows were meant for people to buy what they're wearing? what's wrong with that?
Anyone who hates cults is just jealous of other men's pussy charming skills.
>buy what they're wearing
Have you seen most fashion shows? It's all "art" now.
They kind of are, they're to showcase the designers work but usually a lot of the pieces are too crazy/out-there nowadays and more of an art installation than anything else.
But occasionally you will have people like Leto or all the other fashion fags who will wear that crazy stuff for memes.
It's the soi face and his desire to consoooom that retarded green dress
Nice stache.
People don't like to see enthusiasm. It's pretty lame to be positive or to like something. The real cool cats and kittens are into abject cynicism and shooting down everyone else's high. Like emotional crabs in a bucket made from emotions. HOW DARE YOU BE CONTENT AND FIND JOY IN SOMETHING THAT APPEALS TO YOU?
I've seen this picture so many times and only just realizes he's wearing a jacket with a damn monogrammed "J"
for fuck's sake
Nice post, I would give you gold if I could, but take this upvote instead.
I'm content and finding joy in shooting down other people's high. It appeals to me. What are you some kind of crab in a bucket?
>pic not related
It's a bitter pill, but you're right about the jealousy, just not the manson things having any sex appeal. One of them has a mustache and the other has a man jaw and looks like Peter Steel ffs
Thank you, based user for proving my point.
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Have you tried not being a faggot? It makes life a lot easier.
What if he got the monogrammed "J" for Joker but then realized he could still wear it for "Jared"
No, I'm not some kind of crab in a bucket, I got crabs and said fuckit what are you the crab police or somthin tsssss
It's "J" for Jesus, because what does this guy think he's Jesus or somethin tsss
>THERE WERE 5. 5 LIVE ACTION CHRISTS.
You should take this show on the road
>Sex-hungry Jesus-lookalike runs a cult
Every fucking time.
>You should take this show on the road
After you, sweety, love to see you leave but hate watching you walk away tsssss
>CULT BAD
>ENDLESS PUSSY BAD
lmao
So he saw something he liked and buy it, big deal.
LMAO
that fucking marvel fag holy fuck my sides
He just show the end of humanity is right now so decided to start a cult to fuck as much pussy as possible before he dies like everybody else
>inb4 he makes his followers kill Phoenix
I doubt you'd know a thing about that, fagster.
Leto is based beyond belief
only Redditors hate him