*Single hadedly saves BOTH stand up comedy and podcasting

I want to fuck his girlfriend so fucking bad bros

bobby and theo together are great

How can someone be so naturally quick witted?

I used to love Bobby and his unhinged mess he calls life. But then when he admited that the story of him sucking the cock of a down syndrome kid was fake he became forever tainted for me.

I knew he was a liar and a piece of shit but for some reason i appreicated a certain level of purity.

Who the fuck is this fucking faggot. I hate his fucking face. I see him popup in my facebook feed and hes like always squinting and flairing his fucking nose. Stupid cocksucking faggot

funniest guy ON EARTH

G A N G

B
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It's such a fucking a bummer he waster his team up podcast with him.

Who could be a proper long term tag team for Theo?

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it was never fake. it didn't happen "every day for a summer". but he did get molested by a down syndrome guy

It’s kind of bizarre.

Talk to your real father, just ask him to repeat faggy phrases like dark arts so you feel safe

a podcast with Theo, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino would be goat.

Jesus, no. Wrong answer.

It never happened, he said so himself. I expected the everyday thing to be a comedic exageration. But he never sucked downy cock.

He's really bad at podcasting and even worse at stand up. So, he's the perfect icon for 2020, but I don't know about the century.

Watching Owen's life spiral out of control while he continued to claim it was only getting better was some of the best shit I've ever seen. The way his sentences and thoughts slowly became more and more broken as he went deeper was hilarious. He'd start a sentence talking about his dog, wind up mentioning small hats, and then end up talking about the moon, only to to get distracted by his wife opening a door in the span of one sentence he never completes.

Blake Wexler
Daniel Kinno
James Adomian
Whitmer Thomas
Rory Scovel
Anyone but fucking Schaub

>Andrew Santino

Mediocrity in near human form

I'm starting to think most of you guys are faggots here on Yas Forums. How fucking old are you people?

santino is funny and complements the other 2 well

not funny, no insight, no angle, contrinbutes nothing worth mentioning, nothing, just a blabbermouth chink

Have you listened to King and the Sting

the black baby still cracks me up

Santino has never once been funny. He is bland and generic. You need to see more comedy if you think he's good. Not a big deal.

>catchphrase tangent catchphrase

Bill Burr just for the kino of the murder/suicide series finale when Burr snaps but Theo overpowers with his neurotic redneck powers.

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This guy is just stupid I can't listen to him for more than a few seconds I /guess/ he's a gayer version of Joe Rogan but I'll never know cuz he's a wet cracker

>Someone stupid enough to be racist can't appreciate a post-dadaist take on the modern podcasting land scape.

Not surprised.

Racism is the most enlightened modern philosophy. You may not like it, but reality is quite racist, and racism is most harmonious with this truth.

But I like pictures of Campbell's Soup cans.

Sneed

I'm convinced this went down the way it did just because Theo was wearing that hat in a faggy way. Burr is the kind of guy to interaly seethe about small things like that but never adress them.

Seems problematic. Processed food is a staple of white supremacy.

>Who the fuck even is this guy?
WHY THE FUCK DO ZOOMERS SAY "EVEN" ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE THIS DONT USE "EVEN" IN QUESTIONS LIKE THIS YOU STUPID NIGGER CHILDREN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Correct Normal Human Usage:
>I don't even know.
>I even went back home to check.
>He doesn't even call her anymore.
>Not even God could convince them.

INCORRECT RETARDED ZOOMER USAGE AHHHHHHHHH:
>Who even is that?
>How even do we get there?
>What even were you thinking?

I first noticed this in the speaking of the younger generation a few years ago and now it is widespread and it drives me fucking crazy. WHY EVEN DO THEY DO THIS HURRR DURRR. You can say "why do you even care?" without sounding like a shit, but they say, "why even do you care?" It makes it seem like all children of the world are learning to speak English from watching videos of semi-literate muds on YouTube, or at least their broken mud English is influencing young English speakers. That is the only possibility I can see.

STOP USING EVEN IN THIS WAY FOR YOUR OWN SAKE

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Did you just squirt your pants?

It's better than them saying "literally" or "legit" all the time

It's from before YouTube was big, it comes from le quirky random quip listicles and plebit humor. I WANT ALL THE THINGS! What in the ACTUAL fuck?

>literally
Overused but worst of all misused.
>legit
I used to say this word as an abbreviation of legitimate. Now it makes me cringe. Overused and misused.

i remember calling some asian kid in middle school bobby lee

cringe boomerpost
it's funny so it catches on

>funny
How is it funny

>when Toe Rogan took all of his jokes seriously and picked them apart

what an insecure little manlet

Stay away from middle schools or you're gonna end up on a sex offender list, I don't care how hot this kid was.

It’s so weird that theo is 40 I always thought was like mid-late 20s based on how he looks/acts

Serious question:

I've seen Theo's standup and podcast. Can you recount one of his jokes for me? I've never seen him tell a joke. He's like a less polished Tom Segura and just tells anecdotes with catch phrases, as far as I can tell. Do you know of a joke that has a joke's structure that Theo wrote and delivered?

Stand-up comedy has just meant storytelling for a while now and it is pretty unanimous among all popular stand-up comedians. If somebody told a joke they would be accused of "lying" or "making things up" since you're supposed to just stand up there and tell funny stories.

sneedo von

>insecure
That would be Theo and especially all his fans, the Theotards.

Theo is incredibly unfunny and the only time he made me laugh was when he got BTFO by Based Bill Burr. Good times LMAO

Go to bed grampa Bill

Theo needs to drop the AA Christianity and get back on cocaine.

So the answer is "no I cannot recall one of Theo's Jokes" but you had to be insufferable

Its not your fault

>Stand up comedy has sucked for quite some time because new comics can't write jokes

FTFY

these tag team podcasts are the fucking worst. fighter and the kid at least was good for a period (before SHAWB started thinking he was the CAWMEDY GAWD), but all of the ones that have come after like king and the sting and 2 bears 1 cave are fucking DOGSHIT. i have an episode of bad friends downloaded but im scared to listen cause i actually like both of those guys

unironically matt mccusker

KatS tiger king episode was kino as fuck

O my god this fag. He is so goddamn unfunny. Glad to hear he suffers from depression. Maybe he'll eventually figure out that he'd be better off just going away.

>gets so mad about the Coronovirus that he hates on a Korean
Thanks Jamaal. You contributions to this site are always welcome.

Nice dubs, but chinks aren't Korean.

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