Here's your pandemic savior, bro!

Here's your pandemic savior, bro!

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Michael Cera?

Jared Kushner is relentlessly handsome.

Can't believe Trump gave this kike security clearance, just because he's fucking his daughter
What a fucking cuck.

All American politicians are Jew puppets, Trump is just the most chucked by them.

Apparently Kushner is going to be a billionaire soon if he isn't one already

Why the fuck is the screenshot so oily? Did you use a filter?

i hate jewish people.

>All Americans are Jew puppets
ftfy

kill yourself shill rat

What is he even doing there?

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So this was a CIA plot?

his daddy was rich

Jewish hands typed this post

>destabilize world economy
>more government power and personal restrictions

Is there ANYTHING that's not a CIA plot? You talk about foreign government unrest or incidents leading to wars and such. Pretty much all of them.

Why is trump so in love with Kushner? Does he just assume Kushners a genius because he was able to bag Ivanka

Dr. Acula?

he looks sick

So uhh can someone give me the final redpill on Corona? Should we stay at home? Should we just move on and let it pass?

Nobody will ever care about your efforts to push this idiotic meme.

>government relief policy is only for a couple months at most and barely covers the cost of just having insurance for the majority of americans
>meanwhile businesses that aren't paying employees sick leave or paying them at all, producing nothing or extorting need are getting trillions of dollars interest-free

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It is pretty remarkable how this suave, young jew has been pulling so many strings and profiting so much off Trump's presidency.

When Donald is finally out of office, no one will care about what he did (nothing), they'll care about all the fucking profiteering and corruption that went on behind the scenes.

>Jared Corey Kushner (born January 10, 1981) is an American investor, real-estate developer, and newspaper publisher who is currently senior advisor to his father-in-law, Donald Trump, the president of the United States. Kushner is the elder son of the former real-estate developer Charles Kushner, the son of Jewish immigrants from the USSR
>As senior White House advisor, Kushner pushed strongly for the FIRST STEP Act, a criminal justice reform bill which Trump signed into law in 2018. Kushner authored a peace plan in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, which was announced in January 2020, but which was seen as overwhelmingly favoring Israel. Kushner had an influential role within the Trump administration in its response to the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, which included advising Trump in the first two months of the outbreak that the media was exaggerating the threat of the virus, and later on helping to draft an error-riddled Oval Office address about the crisis

A L W A Y S

Brainwashed redditor bernie bros literally think everything bad started under le orange cheeto and everything good started under le epic intellectual half-black man

It's a highly contagious flu that has a 1% chance of killing you. It's up to you to take the risk but if you get it and go outside theres a good chance you'll pass it an old person that will die from it

You're desperate

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US is 4.5% of the population and 25% of all corona cases. We've had thr worst federal response in the world, although Bolsonaro is doing his best to take the title

It's a really nasty flu season and like all flu seasons it kills old people, fat people and heavy smokers or other people with shit bodies. It's being used by Jews to crush the last remnants of small business and wipe out the middle class. Watch when this is all over Jews will be even richer just like after the 2008 bank crash.

It's going to suck. If China hadn't lied and if we took immediate action like South Korea did we'd probably be past the peak by now. Instead, things are going to get a lot worse over this month and will probably linger on for a few more considering how so many people aren't obeying the stay at home orders.

>everything bad started under le orange cheeto and everything good started under le epic intellectual half-black
>when bernie bros and his supporters were literally the reaction to the complete and utter failure of 8 years of obama policies
You are peak liberalism

I think he does shit like this just to trigger the media/liberals. Even though it's probably going to result in a million deaths.

>We've had thr worst federal response in the world,
didn't trump ban chinese travel and get called racist for it

This fucking retard actually buys into the Chinese numbers lol

Bernie lost to a retarded old man with dementia
His cult members are literally just college burnouts with no marketable skills

I don't believe the narrative that Trump and Bernie did so well solely because people were rejecting Obama and neoliberal politics. Let's be honest, Trump won by the skin of his teeth. It was what, a few thousand votes, that lost Hillary the electoral college?

That's not a grand rejection of Obama, it is a fluke, one that was in all likelihood the result of classic GOP voter suppression and the most high tech propaganda campaign in modern political history.

Oh no no no no... How the mighty have fallen

>That's not a grand rejection of Obama,
Trump flipped a shit ton of counties Obama won. It was a huge rejection of Obama. Obama HIMSELF admitted to this.

we'll at least get to see a lot of dead mutts thanks to these morons.

Source?

>classic GOP voter suppression and the most high tech propaganda campaign in modern political history.
want to know how I know you are not smart?

Dont forget about AMLO in mexico, telling people to go out and hug... that was fucking insane.
even with the fixed numbers, at least china build hospitals and did shit.

it isn't fair

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I care and like it, die mad about it

That's a lot of plastic

>hospitals
bernie lost, get over it

and now for a word from the owner of My Pillow

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He's such a creep. I bet he fucks kids while Invanka gets her kicks riding BBC. Oh lordy just thinking about it gets me so hard. Oh.lordy.lordy. time to CCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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I laughed

based Mr. Pillow btfo all of the redditor crossposters

The US is testing a lot more than other countries isn't it? Of course there's going to be more recorded cases

The media's been jerking him off for the past month saying how somber and presidential he is while he talks about tv ratings kek

>He banned air travel
Oh fuck me, he did everything he could. Nothing else could have helped, case closed.

>and now, a word from our sponsors

HOW the fuck is this allowed? We see Wal-Mart and Wal-Greens spokesmen speaking. How is the US like this? We even have the Pepsi CEO speaking too.

>don't worry, my fellow Americans, your Cola supplies is safe

I mean the part about Obama admitting to it

Imagine if he closed the border during that time. You leftoid trannies would jumping off buildings in protest.

Ssh don't let the dumbass /r/sandersforpresident posters hear that. They can only survive off of the promise of living off of government welfare

Thank you based pillow man

>test way more than any other country because, ya know, rich
>has the most cases
WHOA

In one of the single worst voter turnouts in US history
And during the primaries Bernie was winning in many important states against hillary (the same states that, predictably, went for trump when the DNC said "nah fuck you we want the neolib")
It's not so much a rejection of obama but rather every bit of american domestic economic policy since the 80s was causing such huge problems that bernie's old euro-leftism was appealing
Trump won more because after that opportunity was lost, people were willing to gamble on something that potentially could've been much worse than ensure the continuation of disastrous US Obama-era politics and ALSO a promised war in Syria

I thought mutts had a law about separation between church and state, why was this guy allowed to push his shit on stage?

Can someone explain this to me

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>Can't believe Trump gave this kike security clearance, just because he's fucking his daughter
>What a fucking cuck.
*hits pipe*

You do realize that most Bernie supporters think Obama was a terrible president, right? I've never met a single Bernie supporter who likes Obama.

Orange man = bad

Never trust a man with Autism Lips

They would've been happy with these deaths under a Democrat president.

She’s actually really attractive.

Liberals will always look to isolate all the systematic problems to individual "bad actors"
The horrors of american healthcare, defunding important public sectors, government lying to protect ego and image, all that shit had existed long before Trump
A liberal can't admit that because it would mean the system is broken and needs change, which is against liberals' "the system is fine, it works for me, all the problems are bad actors" narrative
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