What the hell are you watching, son?

>what the hell are you watching, son?

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Illegal porn that violates the Geneva convention

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S-s-s-stay out of my room b-baka!

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I tried uploading this exact webm and it told me "upload failed"
fuck jannies

It involves two trans girls, one cup of mustard gas and a couple of flamethrowers.
Unfortunately this type of kino is the only way I can climax anymore dad. Doc Schwarz says its actually all your fault for not having mom breastfeed me when I was a baby. But I still love you and I'm so happy that we could have this opportunity at dialogue.
Talk at you later. Now could you please close the door, I have to express my creative sexuality.

Go away mom

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same. i had to convert it. most of my fuck jannies webms are blacklisted as well

N-nothing...

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piss off dad

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2 posts 2 dubs. best day of my life

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There was a time where this would simply be uninteresting footage of a girl riding to me. My mind has been warped.

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>best day of my life
Look I am happy for you but you are setting the bar a bit low.

and he does it AGAIN. what a guy, what a player

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The fuck is happening ITT

he has a usb keyboard for his laptop

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What's the issue with this webm exactly

Honestly a depiction of hell.

Naked bodies are a no-no on blue boards

Basically when an image or webm gets too popular/easy to spam for guaranteed replies they will hashblock it

what a fucking cute little kitty

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>you are setting the bar a bit low.
i know but but the quarantine is boring as fuck. I take everything I can get

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WTFITR?

>this thread

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is this thread

Check out this fake kitten A dancing cat sure, but a stuck kitten?
That's obviously fake. I can see the goddamn pixels!

Ezra Miller is relentlessly handsome

Well then I'm happy you're happy :)

Yeah, he's fucking her.

Me on the left

this is YOUR daily dose of internet

I wish I had friends

Based

Now contacting Based Department

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why would anyone willingly let themselves be filmed taking drugs?

me on the right

Israel?

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Uhhh just one sec Dad...

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me in the closet... bitch didnt read my name when I donated $50

Ezra you're not supposed to go back IN the closet!

Just Epic Rap Battles of History: Hillary Clinton vs Donald Trump. Who do you think won?

>and this is our sons room, he's quite the computer wiz

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little dancing cat gif. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yas Forums posting about a cat. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a catposter. A pathetic unfunny "is this real?" poster. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "IS THE DANCING CAT REAL LMAO" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

You don't get to bring guests

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>what's so weird about this pi-
>ts
hmm

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Hang in there chum.

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oh shit
i just assumed that was an ugly boney gorl

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The sister you couldn't give me, dad you impotent fuck

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I know the feeling.

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weeaboos absolutely blown the fuck out

He learned a valuable lesson here.

>le quirky faggotman
I went to school with so many of these motherfuckers
At least they usually had great coke hookups and daddy's money.