WITH INCELS INTERLINKED

It's a Pale Fire reference, postmodern trash.

What's it like to sleep next to a qt you love?
CELLS

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I'm 27 and I have never had sex.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BASELINE

22 never had sex, 99.99% sure I will hit wizard

I watched BR final cut and BR2049 two days ago for the first time. What should I watch next?

I’m 24 and I’ve never had sex

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Tarkovsky's Stalker

Pix

Do you understand why? I don't understand why. It seems like I have everything right on paper.

Why does Goose play a cuck in every role?

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Le Samouraï

I can't live like this

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story time Yas Forums
>skiing trip with college
>mother works in the sports department so she got me on the trip even tho I’m a level student
>only knew one person going
>regardless I’m socially competent so I make friends with pretty much everyone there
>got to the hotel in switzerland and unpacked, we all wrapped up warm and went outside for snowball fight
>first night we go to a local Swiss pub, on the walk up I talk to a girl who made a little snowball man and held it in her hands, threatened to destroy it, but in a joking way, we were laughing
>got to the pub, she’s glancing at me
>I’d done my research before going, stalked everyone’s instagrams, knew this girl had a boyfriend
>talked to her briefly. Went back to the hotel
>second night was a Sunday. No pub. But I was in her group in skiing and we talked. A lot.
>third night we sat next to each other at the pub and just talked nonstop for a good 30 minutes about relationships, yada yada
>went back to her room, we lay opposite sides of the same bed, eating pot noodles that she had microwaved
>slept in there
>fourth night, pub again. We got a mini disco going. She keeps touching me and holding my neck while we dance. It’s so fucking obvious. Three pedos try getting on the girls, one swears at my mother, I push him
>we forced to retreat
> back to her room agin, watching Netflix, she holds my hand, my arm is around her
>”what are we doing”
>I reply “what is actually happening right now?”
>try to kiss her
>no user, I’m sorry, I 100% would if I wasn’t with him
>understandably I’m pissed off
>I say “alright, it’s fine, no worries”
>”are we okay user”
>”yeah of course, do you want to go in with the others
>”okay”
>she hugs me
>we go in the room where everyone is and have a yoga competition
>she’s so clingy bros, grabbing my hand
>go sleep in my room
1/3

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>fifth night, we have to use in-hotel pub because of pedo incident
>all having fun
>she asks to have a word
>we in the hallway and I can’t even remember what we talked about, I was hammered
>everyone goes upstairs
>she asks me to go to her room but I say we should go in the room witw very one, she insists that I go to hers, we go inside
>I sit by the door. She holds my leg, we talk about things. I ask her why she’s touching me, and she says she can’t help it
>she tells me to come up on the bed
>we cuddle in the bed, she holds me close, I’m like “if I go for a neck again you’re just gonna stop Me”
>she says she wants me, but doesn’t want to feel guilty
>she kisses my cheek
>later she kisses my neck
>I don’t go for anything because I’m retarded, i should have kissed her
>she goes to take her makeup and clothes off, she’s in her shorts and tube bra now
>”I couldn’t stop looking at you today user”
>”yeah I did notice”
>we cuddle and fall asleep together
>the next day I wake up with her, I cuddle her close and she tells me to go back to sleep
>I check the time on my phone. Nearly breakfast, damnit user why u have to wake up so late
>I sneak out of her room
>I’m with the boys for most of the journey home but we sit next to each other on the train. She can’t stop looking at me, I see in the reflection
>we share AirPods and she’s playing all romantic sexy shit
>get to the college
>”we’re never gonna see each other again after this” smiling
>”shut up mun, you can’t get rid of me that easily”, okay bros, it’s going good right?
>get home and we text for a bit, I’m like “this is gonna suck” “I don’t want to text you cause it’s just gonna hurt me more”
>” I understand user, but don’t be a stranger”
>she’s with her boyfriend again the next day

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no one gives a fuck you dumb normalfaggot

>few days after I send her a short message
>”listen I’m not gonna send you a big para but obviously I still like you and I’m gonna say this. Do you still feel the same”
>"nooo user i cant im so sorry i still want to be friends i dont want you to feel like you cant talk to me cause id love to keep talking to you'
It's been so shit bros. Quarantine has made it worse. Kinos for this feel?

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I want to be kissed by a qt gf haha just a thought

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Go on

I am 28 and I've never had sex.

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I'm 25 and I'm so fucking lonely and horny

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It's the loneliness that is hard to deal with.

Ask her to help you hook up with a girl, if she doesn't just drop her out of your life

That's what female friends are only good for

31 here. Cells.

Wow, you are a wizard! How does that feel?

Solid advice desu. If she wants to be 'friends' then she should be willing to help you get laid same as any guy friend would be. If she isn't then ghost her.

is there any feel better than finally getting an asian gf?

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Was it prophecy or coincidence?

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I am 24 and I've never had sex. Interlinked

In Drive he was a simp. In Bladerunner hes an incel.

Getting a GF of any other race

>feel like time is running out to meet someone I'd like to spend my life with
>haven't had any female contact for about five years
>feel the urge to go out and just meet women
>can't, because of this stupid fucking virus
>mfw

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Cells within cells

>haven't had any female contact for about five years
shoo shoo normalfag

He rejected his hot boss.

Bad time to ask at the moment I think, gonna wait until the next fundy or rave

Yeah. just thought about it and he was a volcel. even rejected the whore the first time.

tfw haven't been able to see my gf for 3 days because of covid.

I'm not gonna make it bros

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not being a race mixing incel faggot

I'm losing it, Yas Forums

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Would you

Some weeb I knew

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Kill yourself chink shill

I think the term for it is Oneitis for Joi.

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is this the Yas Forums tourist thread

Yeah, but she goes to clubs.

I told a girl not to have sex last night. I don't think she took my advice.

Acute Oneitis.

I had sex with a girl

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Yes, she's probably a slut like most "introverts" who go clubbing

You're not even close to autist.

>user K-Y-S-4-dash-three-dot-seven, let's begin. Ready?
Yes, sir.
>Recite your baseline.
And reddit newfaggotry began to spin... A board of posts crosslinked within posts crosslinked within posts crosslinked within one (you)... And meaningless memes against the blue, a short fat neckbeard cried.
>Posts.
Posts.
>Have you ever been out of the house? Posts.
Posts.
>Do they make you post? Posts.
Posts.
>When you're not shitposting, do they keep you in a little room? Posts.
Posts.
>Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>What's it like to hold the pillow of your waifu? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Did they teach you how to feel nothing and nothing? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Do you long for having your quints crosslinked? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Do you dream about being crosslinked?
Crosslinked.
>What's it like to hold your fapfu in your hands? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Do you feel that there's a cancer inside you that's trying? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Within posts crosslinked.
Within posts crosslinked.
>Why don't you say that three times: Within posts crosslinked.
Within posts crosslinked. Within posts crosslinked. Within posts crosslinked.
>We're done. Constant user, you can pick up your tendies.
Thank you, sir.