Who was in the wrong here??

Who was in the wrong here??

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Do you remember his name?

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YOU SACK OF WINE

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the only reason anyone remembers achilles' name is because some fag with a hardon for him made up some capeshit tier fanfiction about his mancrush

The only reason we remember his name is because he got shot in the feet and died.

Not gonna lie, I'm loving the "Illiad is capeshit" meme. Every time a Troy thread pops up, some dipshit regurgitates it, and I get a solid chuckle from it

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The divine comedy was the ready player one of medieval italy.

Spicy

Who was the Thessalonian?

Then you'll love this:
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Also, it's "Iliad"

Robert Paulson

Diomedes is superior.

What makes him so hot, is that beyond his obvious physical perfection - he exudes this steaming, intensely passionate charisma. He's terribly sexy without even trying; his personality is magnetic - he's moody, masculine and powerful. A refined animal on the prowl. What a charmer, what a fine specimen of a man. A real stud if you want.

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>Thessalonian
Thessaloniki was built 800 years after the trojan war

i think that masculine feel was better portrayed by pitt in legends of the fall

I'm pretty sure Achilles was a big guy himself in the book.

Easy to say that shit if you were soaked in water in a magical pond by a goddess to make you invincible

you for phoneposting

Achilles is literally only known for his goofy weakness.

Thank you for speaking the truth, brother.

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Achilles didn't want to go to war. He even cross dressed as a woman to try to get out of it

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Based

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>combat monster
>be absolutely invulnerable except for his left heel
That is quite a thing to be remembered for, you retard.

this lmao
where my Odysseus niggas at?

Bitchdysseus had the backing of Athena

which heroes didn't have the favour of a god/goddess? ajax? he was just a big guy, right?

Diomedes didn't have Godlike plot armor.

Odysseus was also great-grandson of Hermes.

Immortality

Not him but there was explicitly only one who was pure human or not supercharged by the gods at some point, and it wasn't Diomedes
I'm pretty sure it was Ajax the Great, but it's been a long time since I read it

Diomedes was human and fucked everyone up, including Ajax during the first part of the book. Then he just kind of disappears which makes some scholars think his story was older and tacked on to the Iliad.

True, but he was powered up by Athena during combat. Nigga was flaming at one point

this is what bronze age greek armor actually looked like btw

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Bophades > Diomedes

>Diomedes was human and fucked everyone up, including Ajax during the first part of the book
Are you referring to something pre-Iliad? Because they both fought for the Greeks

>He's the biggest man...
>For you, plebian

Its true though and you CANNOT refute it

>Greek

all everyone remember is that he fucked his cousin in the ass.

THANK YOU BRUVAH, FOR THE EMPEROR

that is one poorly thought armor

No. They were having a duel where Diomedes was winning before it got interrupted.

Who was Bophades?

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Bophades Testikles

The Iliad is about Achilles thinking he was a god and above human suffering. He got angry, threw a bitch fit, and thousands of Greeks needlessly died. It ends with his meeting with Priam where Achilles realizes the weight of human suffering.
Comics are stories about people indulging their fantasies to be gods. They are completely different.

He was one of the heroes who fought in the Trojan War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this was where he became vulnerable. In the case of Achilles, this was his heel. So you may have heard of Achilles' heel, or the Achilles’ tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts.

kek

There has literally been the exact same story multiple times in comics books. You just want to pretend the Greek fantasies are on some higher plane then our contemporary legends.

You dumb fucking retard. Read my fucking post. The setting sounds similar, but they are completely different thematically. Ancient epics, such as the Iliad and Epic of Gilgamesh, stress the importance of humility in man. Marvel movies are people becoming superhuman and being above other people.

>capeshitters are so delusional they've actually convinced themselves that the great Homeric epics that have influenced storytelling for literally millennia are on par with their Marvelshit

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Bophades Nuttz

Odysseus was the best Iliad character, he was so good that he got his own spin off

yeah easy for you to say mr. almost completely invulnerable with a weakness that nobody knows about
real fuckin easy for you to do whatever the hell you want without fear

Sounds like injustice

>Odysseus was the best Iliad character
You meant Diomedes

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If his name was Achilles why did the Greeks chant 'Hercules'

Hector was a huge dickhead in the book compared to how the movie portrayed him.

Pretty sure it means someone from thessaly user...

>yo here's your Trojan War armor bro

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For me, it’s Hector prince of Troy

Reminder, Paris did nothing wrong

truth

literal sack of wine

Good Solonius

Is this really real?

nice homosexual larp, baiter

absolute bullshit. that stupid spear, that helmet with the horns. the armour on the right, that makes you immobile.