Jarvis, invent time travel

jarvis fix my life

>why was the most interesting part of the movie (the time travel) just skipped over in favor of boring, forgettable drama?

It's a movie for toddlers. They don't want to see superheroes sitting around moping and crying like pathetic failures.

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Why did old Cap appear in their timeline? Doesn’t follow the logic of the flick.

>capeshit
>logic
You're doing it wrong.

It literally does. A new timeline si created only if the stones get taken out or destroyed, when Cap brought them back the old timeline was restored, he lived the years and came back to the present.

Dumbfuck

>when Cap brought them back the old timeline was restored
Cap living to old age was a new timeline.

No. It was the original timeline. The one from which they took the stones. Which means cap lived through the story of the movies once again without interfering.

You = low IQ ape that can't keep up with a literal kids movie

Fun fact: an AI similar to Jarvis actually exists in real life, and was used to write every Marvel movie.

heyyo

Jarvis, set the yoni egg in Pepper's vagina up to maximum

Thought it was F.R.I.D.A.Y., not J.A.R.V.I.S.

>Jarvis, make me a mountain of cocaine

Nah m8 not the guy youre responding to but Cap "returned" to the original timeline as an old man using the device, he just did it before they expected and chilled on a bench for a bit.

>reactors
Its more impressive he build it in a cave with scraps and essentially could its a super battery that could be used everywhere instead of oil fuel

>Which means cap lived through the story of the movies once again without interfering.
That’s retarded.

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JARVIS, get me a job

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J.A.R.V.I.S. was dead for almost a decade before Endgame

Jarvis, make me some lifts

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>finale to 10 years of flicks rushed to fuck

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>Cap "returned" to the original timeline as an old man using the device

When he went back to put the stones in the original timeline why would he go to another one (your premise requires him to go to another one and then come back to the original)? He would stay in the original one and just live through it.

>si
mexicans get out

>TARS reduce insecurity by 20%

Time travel doesn't exist.

If a person from a Bad Future goes back and fixes what went wrong, they would no longer exist, meaning they could never actually fix the future in the first place.

If they don't disappear they haven't actually travelled through time, they've gone into a different dimension. Their other world still exists and is still suffering and they're actually nothing but an extradimensional refugee.

This is why time travel is the dumbest plot device and exclusively the realm of hack writers. It's fitting that capeshits magnum opus stoops to the absolute bottom of the barrel using it to write themselves out of a corner.

Jarvis make Dolittle a box office success

Reminder that over half the budget of every movie featuring rdj goes to rdj

You're literally traveling through time right now.

Exactly. Why a cartoon for little kids like Dragon Ball Z understands this but movies with like 20 scriptwriters cant?

the timeline he returned the stones to wasn't the original one. None of them were, they were all alternate timelines as soon as they entered them. The only original timeline is the present one.

how did he do it

Jarvis, make an Infinity Gauntlet

>Why a cartoon for little kids like Dragon Ball Z understands this but movies with like 20 scriptwriters cant?
Because it's the wonderful world of Disney.

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Hes a jew

They didn't change their past in Endgame. They affected their own future, which everybody does every day.

And yes Endgame is overrated and way worse than Infinity War which is unironically based

This supposes that when time is changed, you yourself will be wiped and not that your travel through time has made you impervious to the change being propelled

Which isn't necessarily true

>time travel can't happen

Go read up on the double slit experiment.

Anyway, the universe and the timeline multiverse is way bigger and way more complex than your puny human brain can concieve.

The alt timelines ceased to exist once he returned the stones. When he did so the original timeline came back and is the only one.

Double slit has nothing to do with time travel, retard. And the delayed choice quantum eraser is just a disproof of locality, not a proof of time travel. You can't use it to transmit information to the past.

But not proper time travel - it can't change anything, or the Chinese will object.

They could've had Ant-Man coming back and/or Tony working on it as something that happened in the 5 year gap.

>actually conscious AI
It was the mind stone that made Ultron and Jarvis/Vision actually conscious.

Exactly. Yas Forums considers themselves "patrician" because they allow themselves to dwell on the mudanities of the story. It's like this with every movie. "Why didnt he push Isildur into Mount Doom?" Always the questions that have a million answers and absolutely no point.

>A new timeline si created only if the stones get taken out or destroyed
Nah, Baldy got it wrong.

Baldy > you

Why would he interfere if

A. The events ultimately worked in their favor
B. Interfering would simply create a new timeline and solve nothing in the long run

>the 3d sphere jarvis being attacked by the new 3d sphere ultron
:thinking:

This post best post.

Hulk understood it.

It was Friday not Jarvis. You fucking moron.

Friday has a woman's voice. She can do anything

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