Loads of people name their swords

you've never read the books have you?

*blocks your path*

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>I unironically find Aya super attractive

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Dune is sci-fi. Sci-fi is shit. Just because some retards are into scat doesn't mean it isn't shit.

Shakespeare is SO derivative. He's just a fucking meme at this point.

AND HOW CAN THIS BE?

Yeah. Tolkien being a worse hack than GRRM doesn't make ASOIAF ok.

yuck seriously

Yeah, whats his sword's name?

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Sci fi is kino, idiot. Ever heard of Star Wars?

NEVER forget that Arya killed, butchered, and baked people into a pie to trick an old man into eating one singular bite of his family before she slit her throat.

She's evil and should have been the one jon killed.

But it was justified because that particular old man hurt her feelings.

So an author being creative is bad?

>why yes, drogon, I can revive people, why do you ask?

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Yes.

Yes, it unironically is bad to be creative as an author. An author should provide introspection and deep meditation on the well-known, and the more he invents stuff, the more of a hack he is.

Everyone in game of turds names their swords.

Arya would be a good yandere.

>watched the first episode of GoT a year or so after its release
>decided to wait until it was all finished and watch it all
>final season is unanimously shit on
>didnt even get to enjoy it while it was good because I know the ending will be terrible

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MURDERFUCK

I want to be revived by big mommy milkers

Thank you o anonymous arbiter of literary quality

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Stogy

>>decided to wait until it was all finished and watch it all
literally y

>>decided to wait until it was all finished
just like you wait for jamal to finish fucking your wife

Imagine how comfy being in quarantine would have been if this fucking show had of just been properly finished.

If I was hbo I'd be so mad. This show is now just a joke. Unwatchable. I feel bad for the actors the most. They thought they were in a deadly show, cool dialogue, opportunity to show off acting chops. Then the last season happened. Fuck me.

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Tolkien was an Oxford professor on Nordic languages, so he could get away with it. Every other fantasy writer has these cringe languages they obviously made up

Mister Lister

How do you make up a fantasy or scifi work (especially an original one) without making up words?

It depends on if the creativity is for a purpose or just for its own sake.

Dune literally isn't. Herbert derives his terms from real, if obscure, sources - mostly Arabic.

The last season really isn't that bad. It's about as good as you could expect for a fantasy TV series. Anything creative would've required dragging the show around for 2-3 more seasons.

lol stay mad faggot, your show was bad from episode 1

Never change, Yas Forums.

But ASOIAF/GOT doesn't have many words made up (except names and places, and what do you expect for a fictional world), and yet it still sucks

da norf remembers!

Niggersbane

It's still a fun journey, even if you don't like where it ends.
And season 8 isn't nearly as bad as the fanbois make out.

That's from the pretentious stick figure webcomic, isn't it?

Well, making up a whole language just to have it in you book is better than letting people talk english except for some words being replaced with gibberish.

It is that bad, but it's not particularly worse than the two preceding seasons.
8 was notable not because of it being uniquely awful, but because it was the event horizon where the hopeful couldn't pretend it was getting any better and the deluded had their illusions shattered.

you will hate finnegans wake

>everyone is just pretending to like beer because I don't like it

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that's one of the stupider things I've ever read on 4channel, does that guy push that meme?

Your point doesn't actually make sense. I know you think it does but it really doesn't.

>write bland, average story
>oshitwhataboutreaders
>replace like two dozens words with some bs
>ppl buy it

>>decided to wait until it was all finished and watch it all
lmao what

He's the one that sparked it all, completely without irony.

I can't really blame the guy.
So many series turn to absolute shit 2-3 seasons in, so knowing when to quit in advance is pretty smart.

Gookslayer

>no one's ever really gone

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Just because it doesn't make sense to you doesn't make it any less valid. Everyone bitches about how bad the final season was but never offer any hypotheticals on how they wanted it or expected it to end. Honestly, it ended almost exactly how I expected aside from the Arya stuff.