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SPIC fans seething edition

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autism general

Give it a chance. You're so quick to judge.

I love this timeline because the time-traveling aliums arrive in 1940 and are all "you know, those SS uniforms are pretty sharp, let's start wearing them"

>watch series called Picard
>enjoy it
>find out it's based on a Star Trek tv show from forty years ago
Are the movies or tv shows first?

He's right, though.

Nazism has been a part of trek from the start.

The animated series.
Highly recommended and no expense was spared to make it.

I fixed Star Trek!

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doctor said to shave off all body hair to prevent spread of infection

rona will just slide right off my smooth hairless flesh

I've never felt so... clean

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Start with the Star Trek TNG Movies. Then watch Voyager before watching Nemesis. Then after watching Nemesis watch the TOS movies. Then watch TOS the series until the mirror universe episode. Then stop and start watching Enterprise. Finish TOS the series after that. Then watch TAS, TNG and DISCO in that order. Deep Space Nine is not canon.

I fixed Star Trek!

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this

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Do Bajorans really?

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Casting rumors for Star Trek Discovery season 3 include Hunter Shaefer as a medical officer.

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>all these posts by incels

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A lot of us have difficulty socializing.

>Incels
Who you calling an incel ya incel?

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Please refrain from using such images.

Why?

hi I'm from Twitter and I recently heard a rumor that Ezra Miller was gonna be in Star Trek and they said it started here, can anyone confirm?

What will the next buzzword be?

How can we help Bajorans realise that their reason for existence is to worship the BCC?

I heard that too.

rumours are that she will play a straight guy, who is sex obsessed and addicted to anti depressants.

I suppose it could work.

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imagine the smell.

simp has already taken the spot

user, where did you find that image?

were bajorans jews or was that ferengi ? and if bajorans are jews did the cardassians even do anything wrong?

I found this on Twitter, they said he was practicing different hand signals one of which could have been the Vulcan salute.
I think it's really happening.

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Reposting:
Oh god, I just realized why they call ex-Borgs "ex-B/exby;" it's a reference to enby. Fuck this show.

TNG=ENT>DS9=TOS>VOY
Debate me

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

I hate this meme but he really does look like a fucking alien.

Bajorans, Ferengi and Cardassians are all jews. Bajorans and Ferengi are obvious. Can't remember what aspect Cardassians represent.

test

It's just the gayness.

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Probably also the perfect porcelain complexion of a 21 year old woman

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>ENT

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You sound like you want to kiss Ezra.

disgusting fat piece of shit

Sounds like you do because no one brought up gay shit until you got here

No she has the perfect porcelain complexion of a 21 year old woman and is rumored to be the villain of Picard season 2

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I called you out.

I see a shit-ton of blackheads actually
Lose weight Chris

Will she be featured in Picard season 2?

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It isn't wise to antagonize Chris, he'll put a hex on ye

I'd give it a try, why not
Just a little peck on the cheek

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What a well made uniform!

yes
PROBLEM MATE?

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well done

I'm the dude who actually posted the picture and I want to stick my tongue down his throat.
I know I am based, don't @ me.

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>Ent is when the star trek invented the prime directive
Dear doctor is also the best star trek prime directive episode ever.

damn

Except it makes no sense and is once again an embarrassing reminder Brannon Braga and many other sci-fi writers have no idea what evolution is.

unironically me and my wife

For me, it's Ensign Tsu.

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>an embarrassing reminder
We get a lot of those here.

State the nature of your sexual emergency.

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Why didn't anyone notice this fleet approaching on sensors?

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>Nooooo it wasn't an allegory for slavery and Archer didn't dab on the evil slave owners in the end.
>No how dare phlox rightfully point out judging everybody by you own set of values to self-centered and ultimately pointless if you aren't a dominant hegemony.
Peak filter

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