One week into social distancing and i can't fucking stand it anymore

based Nigel

wow do you really? Do you feel you are 'binging' or just eating normally? I have a lot of questions...

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>refuse to bloat my phone
The app is less than 200mb. Granted, your autism is making sure you don’t blast your body.

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Skinnyfat pencil neck little faggot, 'fuck do you know about health? Everryythiiingg probabblllyyyyyyyy wwooowww

>3500
>isn't much more than you'd eat in a day
unless you're pumping metal for 2 hours a minimum of 4 times a week you should not eat anywhere near this much

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repo man
lost highway, while nude
man who fell to earth, while sitting in bathtub

no it isn't retard, go on their nutritional information, each burger is 450, the nuggets are like 350 and the fries 300 and each coke is 140, 0 if diet

If you've ever eaten breakfast, lunch and ordered a pizza for dinner you've reached that number before

Those are Double Quarter Pounders. You polish off four of those?

Double QPC= 717 Kcal x2
QPC= 520 Kcal x2
medium coke= 200 kcal x4
medium fries= 340 kcal x2
10 piece nuggets = 440 x2

4834 Kcal.

Doable but difficult. The most difficult thing would be doming 80 oz of soda.

That's pretty tame for the norf

do americans really?

One meal day it provides me with all 2000 calories and knocks out my cravings for the week

I stopped going to Mcdonalds after I found out that the APP that gave discounts locked me out because I installed a modified version of the Google apps for a modded youtube app.

I eat this every day almost

are you overweight? Also his thread is making me want some chicken nuggets

Pretty fucking easy and for 3500 bucks? Ofc I would

I weigh 140 lbs and would do this no problem. Hell my go to meal at mcdicks (I only eat there like once a month tho) is 20 nugs and 2 cheese burgers, so do that in like 20 minutes, chill for half an hour and eat 2 more burgers, then chill another half hour and finish the rest. Probably won’t even feel stuffed after because I paced it

you're skinny fat and probably more fat than skinny

fattest post of the day

>Nigel
>American

Of course I'd do it. If I manage to eat it all it's 3.5k cash, if I don't eat it all I still had some tasty stuff for nothing.

would I? yes
could I? I'd probably fail to finish those burgers or keep it all down long enough to collect

Sauce on this lad? Want to hear his voice.

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Did you not count the cokes? You're about 1000 kcal short.

hes just asking to be bullied at this point

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I get 4960 Cal. with

-4 medium coke
-2 20pcs nuggets
-1 cheeseburger
-3 double cheeseburgers
-2 large fries

>double nuggets
Based

>fairly small amount for an average-sized person
I can be easily stuffed with the standard big mac combo and this American thinks this is average?

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He is actually right since he said average-sized and the average american is obese

Unironically could eat this pretty easily if I was super hungry. Minus the soda which is shit tier.
I'm in pretty good shape too

youtube.com/watch?v=9leH3fjX-Q8

>Minus the soda
So you wouldn't get the 3500

is that a liter of cola?

>I'm in pretty good shape too
Yes, I pretty perfect ROUND shape.

Moviebob is still at it?

It's fake, you retard.

I'm a young american, I could eat all of that and still have room for desert. And I'd burn all the calories just by sleeping.

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Lol sorry fag some people lift weights nice projection tho

>lets make the same thread again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again
what happened? Yas Forums/nel used to create oc that other sites would steal and now its nothing more than spammed twitter screencaps.

oh sorry bob, i don't follow your twitter and this seems pretty in line with something you'd say
this fuckin guy

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The soda would be the biggest obstacle but I think I could do it

r/whoosh

twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1244751704211537921

there's no way this is real

lmao

Lifting 2-pound burgers aren't exactly weights, burger.

Also, I need to be in peek condition, so no projecting from me.

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>nonce
I thought pedophiles were generally fat

Blood Father was good, has Mel Gibson.

what in the everloving fuck is wrong with normies? I could inhale all of that in about ten minutes then go for a 20 mile run.

with the amount of sodium in everything else, the soda would keep you from stroking out.