Does owning a tiger really make it that easy to get laid?

Nah it was that other guy, the one with the harem who took the baby big cats to Congress so the politicians could pose in pics with them because they thought they were cute, but that also stopped them from voting for bills against “animal cruelty” because it would include banning private raising of big cats and would make them look bad

I don't understand how he and his lackey didn't get in trouble too. Especially the guy who was supposedly hired to kill Carole and was supposedly actually on his way to do it.

>when you watch porn, do you like seeing the woman get fucked by a big dick, or a small dick?
>a big dick? Well, you’re gay

He’s right you know

Yeah that part made the least sense, Lowe's lackey hated Joe, he wouldn't do anything for him unless Lowe told him to.

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I can't watch porn where the guy has a small penis because it breaks my immersion, I need to relate to the penis bearer

Doc is the scariest because he's so well spoken and if you just listen to him talk he'll convince you that everything said about him was bullshit and he's just trying to save the tigers.

Except he factually started breeding tigers and lions together to create the Liger which is not a natural animal and only exists to be his version of the indominus rex from jurassic world. I'm really surprised they didnt mention that in the documentary

>NNNOOOO DON'T DISCUSS SHOWS

>anyone who talks about a tv show on Yas Forums is called a shill

kill yourself my man

No it was Jeff Lowe. Doc was a complete narcissist and fuckwad, but he wasn't cavalier enough to brag about getting laid through Cats. The difference of him and Lowe is that he didn't have to brag about it, nor wanted to because it would just bring negative attention to himself.

Doc and Carole are the only ones smart enough to try to put on a facade of normalcy. That's also why they're the last two standing. They're just as bad as Joe, Jeff, and the others but they're much better at maintaining their image.

You know shit's fucked when the guy with the sex cult and the tiger cub Auschwitz in his backyard comes out with the moral and legal high ground.

Carole is just a straight sociopath honestly. I think she's more emotionally empty than Joe but is just more composed.

You can tell Doc is a maniacal fuck just by the aggressive way he talks but yeah he's got his shit together atleast.

>Except he factually started breeding tigers and lions together to create the Liger which is not a natural animal and only exists to be his version of the indominus rex from jurassic world. I'm really surprised they didnt mention that in the documentary
I thought he wasn't the first to breed ligers though. Probably why it wasn' brought up.

>>being a faggot
>>getting laid

that's part of being part of the aids brigade, getting sex whenever you want.

you're better off by bending the knee to our Lord Jesus Christ

This. All you have to do to get hundreds of thousands of views is to make the dick the focus of the thumbnail.
Dick or ass. And some porny title mentioning incest.
t. verified pornhub poster

It’s the money.
You could get the same effect by buying a $200,000 car.
Someone post the webs

Women love power and money, which is two things a tiger has and brings to its owner. You new to women m8?

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Carole, Joe and Doc were just three different flavors of sociopath IMO.

Carole was the grifter politician who plays the victim and relies on sympathy, Joe was the turbo-narcissist who always had to be the center of attention or he'd freak out and melt down completely, Doc was the manipulative cult leader who can finesse people into believing whatever crank shit he spews out and make it all seem totally normal.

I just wish they'd gone a little more into the ex drug kingpin down in Florida desu. He was definitely just as shady as the main three if not more with all those armed guards turning people away and shit.

Did everyone miss the update at the end where Doc's compound was raised in 2019? People are talking about him like he got away Scot free

The Cuban guy probably didn't want a bunch of cameras around is legitimate illegal drug business. He also seemed a normal type gangster, not some crazy homo.

*psychopath. A sociopath can barely function, their pathology is immediately detectable. They live fast and short lives usually. A psychopath can live a normal life keeping their mental illness in check only unveiling it when it's beneficial to them.

Because it was neither a sex cult nor did he gas and cremate tigers.

Funny you should ask.

Since the docu I've bought a savannah, grew my hair out long and slicked back like a lion's mane, got two forearm tats that say CAT and RICH and go by the name Cat and just drowning in pussy.

Jeff and that fat bastard are just small time con men that were clearly bullied hard at school. Joe shouldn't have ran from jeff but was obviously scared into believing hes some gangster which he clearly is not. Just some limping manlet with a fake image

>cuckqueen wife laughs nervously

Not even a fucking dragon will help you in that regard, user.

He was the best character.

It's sad because I feel Joe was the closest to bringing their tigger cult to having actual real world power.

You get the populace on your side being an awe shucks politcal underdog then bide your time while quietly ushering in weaker and weaker constraints on tiger ownership until there's so many as to act as a looming threat lingering over the entire populace threatening to let them loose whenever things start to turn south.

>I just wish they'd gone a little more into the ex drug kingpin down in Florida desu. He was definitely just as shady as the main three if not more with all those armed guards turning people away and shit.
Dude survived the cocaine golden age. He sure as shit is going to be careful

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yes

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The opposite of this

t. rationally simulated empathy sociopath

Joe ran cause he thought the feeb were on to him and they were. I don't think he was actually afraid of Jeff or his threats.

Did he actually say this

You're both wrong and cringe at the same time.

dollar store Lana Rhoades is a step down from based Lauren

i actually turn the porn off when the guy's dick is too big

>tfw straight

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naw

money and power do the tigers are incidental

psychopaths literally can't function in society, there's around 30,000,000 functioning sociopaths on the planet.

what are you on about?

You have both totally got the terms wrong and you're also not a psychopath you're just effeminate.

>tfw been following Big Cat Rescue on youtube for years
>tfw found out that Carol probably killed her husband
Lads, is she a hypocrite?

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I saw tiger, and the tiger saw man.

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you've got it backwards, retard.

Literally every character in this entire show was overcompensating with the identity of being a zookeeper in an attempt to cover up their mental illness, insecurities and/or malevolent intent. The baby tigers are just a facade to misery.

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wtf i love dogs now

>finally end up watching
>it just becomes a series about snitching
the only real ass niggas was missing arm girl, missing legs guy and dillon.

These people have seen some shit.

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What do you get out of harassing and demeaning people on the internet?

>missing arm girl
Staight gangsta.

best song ever

He was the softest cunt I've ever seen, the cough when he hit the vape and him declaring himself liberal and fuck the feds, what an absolute joke of a man.

Where is he now?

If I knew you retards were going to argue over my word of choice I would have picked something else

It doesnt matter

I didn't say I was a psychopath you autist.

And no, I don't have it backwards.

Most psychopaths are institutionalized in some manner whether the institution is a penitentiary or a cartel. Most sociopaths are successful in normative terms.

Psychopathy also isn't a diagnosis, it's a catch-all phrase for people who can't effectively function in an ordered environment.

ye that weak ass vape hit was hilarious
100% guaranteed a redditor

seems like a nice enough dude though

this guy has no shame. Dare I say...based?

I was a fan until he started his libertarian bullshit. And not because i'm anti-libertarian ideology, I just dislike how those niggers are so uppity and preachy.

Things Larry David would say

You've still got it backwards dumbshit. A sociopath is overtly crazy and can't hide it while a psychopath can live amongst normies keeping their illness in check. Just look it up and stop arguing this point you fucking retard.