The babysitters death in Jurassic World was just mean

Did the actress piss of the director or something?

There's nothing wrong with Daddario. She's perfect you idiot.

Out of all of them, Emily is the only one that isn't fuckable anymore and that's entirely because she's fat now.

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made for insemination

>Emily is the only one that isn't fuckable anymore
would you say you are 100% gay or 110%?

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So? Other people in the JP universe die terrible deaths. What, is getting eaten alive by a dinosaur supposed to be nice?

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>yvonne strahovski
>katy perry
>alexandria daddario
they do not fit on this picture

Man the harpoons, lads. I see the whale.

She got this fucking thick? Holy shit I'm gonna cum.

Lena Luthor deserved a better fate.

Only 4 of those chicks make sense.

>well we have all these CGI people being gobbled up in the background
not a single visitor was shown to be killed and there were no dead bodies on the ground

doesn't fit the tone of the series, and no woman was ever shown to be killed in the first 3 films.

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Yes it absolutely does and again, so?

>NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN WOMARINO NOT MUH HECKIN GUD PRETTY GIRLY GIRL NOOOO CAN'T SEE HER GETTINGS THE OUCHIE NO NOS THAT MAEK PP VERY SCARE NOOOOOO

Katie is a cutie.

OOOHHH FFFFUCK IM GONNA C00000000MMMMM!!!!!

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Nick Robinson and Ty Simpkins are relentlessly handsome.

post the vore green text

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I wanted to fuck her. I never wanted to fuck Dennis Nedry.

>and no woman was ever shown to be killed in the first 3 films
and there's your reason as to why her death was to extravagant. First female death in the franchise and they chose to make it memorable

She was originally written to be a total bitch you were supposed to cheer over dying, but then they cut all the lines where she was being nasty or else edited out the footage if it was even shot, but left her death in anyway for some reason, probably just a lack of giving a damn on the part of somebody. Without the setup the payoff seems weird, and it is, but it's obvious what happened.

t. screenwriter

Too bad, simp.

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Upset that she doesn't get violently eaten alive by a dinosaur in this webm

Yes, user. There is such a thing as sex appeal. Did you think Patrick Swayze was popular because of his acting skills, or because women got off on seeing him shirtless? Although, I gotta say, Strahovski is doing a very good job the past several years.

Chuck didn't have a budget for dinosaurs.

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I want her to dom me

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there's absolutely a reason so many people are disturbed by her death, because it was just in poor taste. just admit and conform you faggots.

I remember when I watched Chuck, I had to stop because I was crushing so hard on Yvonne that it was painful.

>there's absolutely a reason so many people are disturbed by her death
They're weak faggots?

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Did the aunt go to prison in the sequel ?

True patricians know that there is barely any difference

Unlike some actresses, Yvonne comes off as easy going, relatable and fun. Also, very much not a prude. She's a good person and she talks very highly of her husband, as well. Especially how on top of everything he was after her pregnancy.

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She got #thotpatrolled

Was she the one that got torn in half by two pterodactyls?
That was really unnecessarily brutal

I haven't seen Jurassic World. Where's the webm?

It only seems that way because Speilberg pussed out on all the violent shots he thought were a little too much and for some reason left this lone one in.

Fair enough she looked pretty amazing back then.

... how? Her death had nothing to do with her phone whatsoever? It's not even like the kid's escaping from her had anything to do with it either, because at the time of her death she and the kids had met back up in the main part of the park.

If they had been out in the park more, and she got surprise pounced by a dinosaur because she was distracted by her phone, I could maybe understand. But her phone had nothing at all to do with how she died in the movie we got.

This

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she's 100% based off one of tremorrow's exes

Yeah, this wasn't just a straight chomp like most of the other deaths in the JP series, this was pretty much torture, regardless of how realistic they thought it might be.

This is now an architect thread

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Her tits are pretty sad, must be why.

gigastacy

Must be cool as fuck to have a death scene like that one that everyone remembers.

That's okay Ned only fucks dilophos

>green
never seen it post it

shes lost weight

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stop using based nedry as a mouth piece for your inane comments

this fine woman dare i say is extremely attractive

No. No. No. No. No.

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>A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of slain dragoons, frogged and braided cavalry jackets, one in a stovepipe hat and one with an umbrella and one in white stockings and a bloodstained weddingveil and some in headgear of cranefeathers or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the armor of a spanish conquistador, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of mace or saber done in another country by men whose very bones were dust and many with their braids spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their horses’ ears and tails worked with bits of brightly colored cloth and one whose horse’s whole head was painted crimson red and all the horsemen’s faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of christian reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools.

I might be small brained but I find this disembodied sort of narration to be voiceless. Lolita is the only literature I've enjoyed and my enjoyment came from the personality that burst out of the narrator. I wouldnt call this excerpt purple, but it doesn't seem to care about directness. Shouldnt a description have aim? Words are pegs to hang ideas on. As with all McCarthy books we'll have to wait for a director to add the much needed direction and soul to the "elegant", "literate" and even "mannerly" groundwork so that it can finally become something that means something

Why does she look so unemotional?