HIS HONOR, GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR, HAS DECLARED THAT A THREAD SHALL BE CREATED IN THE PUBLIC FORUM FOR THE DISCUSSION OF ALL ROME RELATED KINO.
PROSTITUTES, SLAVES, AND UNCLEAN TRADESMEN, WILL NOT BE ADMITTED.
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Redpill me on other Roman kino media, already saw Gladiator and HBO Rome, is there anything else you would recommend. Also who was best emperor.
Ave Ceddar
and what of good Octavian?
Augustus was clearly the best. But if we don't count him because he's so far ahead of everyone else, then Trajan
What of bad Solonius?
Seconding Trajan. His moniker of 'the Great' by later historians was well-earned. That was one hardcore faggot.
THE MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD, MUST BE KEPT, MINIMUM
>mfw "I expect no public service from a Jew"
Based Antony.
Diocletian who made the coin machine go brrr
GIVE US A EMPEROR OF HUMBLE BEGINNINGS, GIVE US A LEADER OUR ARMIES WILL FOLLOW
GIVE US EMPEROR AURELIAN !!!
what will his inevitable anime be like
>Diocletian
That motherfucker broke the Empire and set east against west, a road which ultimately led to the destruction of the western Empire.
Is it weird that I want my gf to dress up like a Roman peasant girl while I dress in legionary gear and "rape" her?
What a Serbian chad.
RESTITVTOR ORBIS !
Yeah but his palace in Split is nice and to be fair he split the empire to keep it together.
He would be played by a girl, look what they did to Nobunaga and Toyotomi
depends, do you guys usually do dress up before you fuck, also its not peasant its plebeian you filthy barbarian
Not really, but we both used to be into anime and she wore cosplay on occasion. It's been years though.
She does wear lots of Victorian style dresses though. It's her hobby. She won't let me fuck her with them on because she doesn't want them damaged but it's still hot.
>we both used to be into anime
be honest what is your combined weight?
Hadrian
I'm actually watching this. I'm on episode 4. When does it go to shit?
just find a tunic for her to use and get a centurion helmet and it should be good
I'm about 200 lbs, and she's probably isn't even 100 soaking wet.
>not even 100
Jesus are you dating a skeleton
Where the fuck is my Rome anime, you Nip fucks?
TRIBUNE VETOES THE MOTION
TRIBUNEEEEEEEE VETOESSS THE MOTION
She's just smol. 4'10" and skinny.
never
Tell me about Diocletian. Why does he wear the mask?
SOL INVICTVS
IF I SPLIT THE EMPIRE WILL YOU DIE?
Who are the modern romans ?
Never. Season 2 isn't as solid as 1 because the show got canceled and they had to rush a conclusion, but overall it's still pretty good.
Attention roman workers
Jcaesar187
Blessed thread.
Augustus also set the empire for failure by creating the retarded inheritance system, leaving it to a general instead of a leader; which in turn gave it to Caligula. Within one generation his new empire had failed in that sense, it was no less corrupt than the senate.
>In the entire history of Hollywood version of Rome this is the one and only time someone managed to put to film how the Legions actually fought.
It doesn't.
it would be extremely painful
>you will never live in the alternate timeline serving a cybernetic roman empire
why even live
GAIUS
JULIUS
CAESAR
My Stellaris civilization is almost literally that.
Augustus, Hadrian and Marcus Aurelius.
She was such a prime mommy.
good show
the servian ethnicity had not arrived in europe at this point though even if he is from somewhere in illyricum
>ALL ROME RELATED KINO
>KINOS
Alright, as someone autistic about this and has good taste in kino, here is the DEFINITIVE LIST:
>Rome, HBO
It should have had so many seasons, makes me sad
>I, Claudius (BBC, 1976)
Can't recommend this enough, and a nice follow-up to Rome.
>Quo Vadis (1951)
Of all the Roman epics that Hollywood put out, this is probably the most informed by history, overly long but actually good. Nero elevates the movie. Holds the record for most costumes used in a film.
>Agora (2009)
Another largely unknown film of actual quality, Late Antique Alexandria when Theodosius passes anti-pagan edicts, and focusing on the real historical figure of Hypatia.
>Gladiator
Good movie, but historically Braveheart-tier nonsense
>Ben Hur
You've probably heard of this already
Others worth mentioning:
>Fellini's Satyricon
Kind of crazy nonsense based on a fragmentary comedy from the early Imperial period, dream-like and over the top, but I thought it was worth a watch.
>Spartacus
I hate this movie outside of the first act and the ending sequence, it's long but boring as shit for most of its runtime.
>Caligula
Part obscene movie, part explicit pornography filmed against the director's wishes, this was Penthouse's attempt at making a serious film about an insane sadist that combined Hollywood production values with largely unsimulated porn. Stars Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, and Peter O'Toole as Tiberius. Worth a watch if you can stomach it.
Also
>tfw no Mel Gibson Byzantine/Sasanid war & Jewish revolt kino
>tfw no Mel Gibson Fall of Constantinople
Absolutely blessed and breadpilled
Wrong filename, that's Helen of Troy
second for 'I, Claudius'. You have to be patient with this one. It's not like the shows these days. Much slower paced. I might seem boring at first, but stick with it. It's a great show. The Augustus in this has some great moments.