I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

what about tucker?

not him but tucker is the only person on tv who cares about actual journalism

Will always remember him for one of the most evil, sputtering, and mask-off unhinged monologues in modern television history. Pic rel

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he was unironically very high-tier propaganda. the shit they put out now is just pathetic.

>OMG DID YOU SEE THAT? HE MADE FUN OF BUSH AND THEN LOOKED AT THE CAMERA WITH A SMUG EXPRESSION! THIS REALLY IS THE MOST INTELLIGENT SHOW ON TELEVISION!!!!

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>Carlson
I mentioned him. I like him a lot. More than most. He can't totally be trusted either.

Both.

He was funnier and things were kinda better or at least more optimistic.

Plus some politicians at least pretended to be good people and had a mask of politeness.

All of this is gone now so it's hard to parody.

>liebowdirshawitzski gets everything
>stuttering mick gets 2 years and not a single dvd ever produced

Daily reminder this fag said that "straight" men calling post-op Bruce Jenner attractive was "sexist", because they were "objectifying a woman".

Jon Stewart was never some kind of "le moderate liberal!" that millennials claim he was. He was always an SJW nut-job.

did he really say that?

Go watch redeye you pathetic fuck

>is number 1 source of news for college aged males at his peak
>criticizes and commends every political and news figure every weeknight Monday to Friday
>organizes political rallies
>says his goal was aways to get young people to vote
>EVERY SINGLE TIME someone accuses him of being a political news figure he screeches and cries "I'm just a comedian bro!!"
Not even a Yas Forums guy but when I hear "kike" this guy always comes to mind. Trump burying him was the best thing he ever did.

You mean making cranky face, whining, and making a mouth open face to face laugh at people.

It's not journalism, it's theater. He's bassically the republican John Oliver.

>literally invents clapter comedy
HE INSPIRED THE CURRENT YEAR COMEDY! HES A HERO IF YOU ASK ME

Red Eye was based, wish it was still around. best comedy panel show since Tough Crowd honestly

oh that's right, he's got a last name

He's not as bad as Oliver. Come on.

He triggers the absolute fuck out of Yas Forumstards so he's inherently based.

nice spacing nigger. you need to go back

No he didn't

Here's the clip
youtu.be/mNiqpBNE9ik

Kinda starts around 10:30

Just tearing up fascist dipshits. Still comes out as a lib tho.

it’s from youtube.com/watch?v=mNiqpBNE9ik

>Stop arguing politics you're a hack destroying politics
>B-b-but don't listen to me I'm a comedian!

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>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BADMOUTH LE EPIC COMEDY MAN!!!! HOW ELSE WOULD THE UNEDUCATED MASSES LEARN THAT "REPUBLICANS BAD, DEMOCRATS GOOD"?!!!

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I'm a Yas Forumstard who doesn't browse Yas Forums and I thought he made some good points when I used to watch him.

Craig Kilborn daily show was better

He's funnier at some times. But he's such dandy, private school, richboy fuck and it shows so often.

Atleast John Oliver jokes about being a pussy.

In the end John Oliver is for lib women in their 30s and Carlson is for men in their 50s who can't get hard or highschool/college age guys who don't know how to talk to girls.

He is going to die of Corona Virus and there is nothing you can do to protect him. In fact any attempt to protect him will only hasten the speed of his demise.

>military, police, firefighters
Yeah, I'm sure there are a lot of Democrat-voters there after Benghazi, the BLM riots, Anitfa riots, etc.

this shit right here is making everybody space like retards.
like this.
it looks horrible. and you need some kind of spacing. it's called a paragraph, you nitwit.
maybe it's the excessive use of spacing that is reddit? i don't know, i don't go to the place.

The Democrats are awful look at Joe Biden.

You have to be stupid to think that the republicans a good choice for anyone who isn't literally a millionaire or richer.

it's kind of crazy that he's fine with just being irrelevant now. like he's barely done anything at all since leaving the daily show. i get he's pretty old and he's got lots of money so maybe he's fine with just relaxing and not having to work but i don't know.

hard to believe he got out right before trump and all of the craziness that's happened the past 5 years.

Don't you dare compare that garbage to tough crowd.

>You have to be stupid to think that the republicans a good choice for anyone who isn't literally a millionaire or richer.

Republicans have lowered my taxes and lowered crime where I live. Democrats want to, and always, do the opposite.
Can you explain to me again why voting Republican "isn't in my best interest" but voting Democrat is?

It was a different time. They were right about Bush being a terrible President, but they thought being right about that made them right about everything else too, and that's part of why society is so polarized now.

I agree with your first two lines. I've liked a lot of the stuff I've seen from Oliver, but I prefer Tucker and I'm a 31yo """moderate""" who can talk to girls.

Because it's not pompous when a Democrat knows what's best

kek just look at this thread, they're cranky as fuck just from the site of based Jon.
All the incels are coming down from the day-long dopamine rush of April Fools shitposting right now.

Tough Crowd was more redpilled than I remembered. Watching the shit on YouTube the Nick DiPaolo episodes especially, he flatout calls a black guest an ape in one episode and in another episode the black lady guest when she says "why come all the clerks be watchin me while i be shopping?" without missing a beat Nick screams in her face "THEN QUIT STEALIN!!! THAT GOES OUT TO ALL YOU BROTHAS OUT THERE.... QUIT STEALIN!!!" damn how can one show be so based

Voting democrat is also bad.

Republicans are blatantly awful.

Democrats pretend to not be.

Socialism or barbarism

>Lowered my taxes

Lmao

Oh God a moderate? That's even worse.

In multiple quotations.

I don't know... Do you like tacos and curry?

you don't miss him, you miss being innocent and naive enough to fall for his propaganda

They're really upset that he is able to illustrate the bankruptcy of their worldview and be funny while doing it. Which shouldn't be a surprise since conservatives have zero (0) funny comedians. I have never seen a Yas Forumstard even attempt to offer a substantive rebuttal to anything he says, not even once.

>I can't see things I willingly blind myself to

Funny how that works

sneed

Project harder, bitchboi

Strong rebutal

Shit they're not even good at being funny on a small scale. Humor is just being as offensive or obnoxious as possible without any wit involved.

Democrats:
>want whites to pay "reparations"
>want more "affirmative action" laws to keep whites from getting into college and job positions
>want to disarm law-abiding white males so we can't defend ourselves
>want to import more Mexicans, thus increasing crime and decreasing the value or labor, and decrease white political sovereignty
>might possibly give you gibs, but you're at the bottom of the "progressive stack"
>want to make it possible for the state to kidnap and castrate your son if his (((teacher))) suggested he might be mentally female

Republicans:
>want to give some gibs to Israel
>won't give you gibs

I'd say Dems are worse when it comes down to it. I'm roughly middle-class and live comfortably, so why do I need welfare programs? It just isn't worth it for all the baggage Dems bring.

>socialism or barbarism
All the socialist countries are 3rd-world shitholes though, lol. The countries with the highest HDI are over 90% white welfare capitalist states. Socialism might be viable if you didn't insist on importing infinite brown lumpenproles.

>bro the foreign food
Just be like Gordon Ramsey and use a recipe book.

>bro you have no comedians or talking points, you're all like my uncle on Facebook because that's the only "right-wing" person I know
Check this podcast site out, it's got no Zionist/Christian filter like boomer Republicans. Yas Forums is white nationalist, not neocon, BTW. "TDS" (The Daily Shoah) is both funny and informative. I dare say it's funnier than your beloved kosher cable TV show that's only allowed to make jokes about straight white males.
therightstuff.biz/

>hurr your comedy is all offensiveness and no whit
Yes, and (((Amy Schumer))) talking about her vagina is high-tier leftist comedy that belongs in the Smithsonian.

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Spent so many years watching that sow with my dad. Brings back memories.

your dad sounds gay.

This. The shittiness of Bush convinced people to take a chance on Obama, who didn't fix any of the problems but who did try to drag the country far to the left on social issues. People like Stewart and Colbert couldn't play defense on the economic and geopolitical failures so they just resorted to calling anyone happy with the new state of affairs a racist and a bigot.

Now we're back to having a shitty and corrupt Republican President, but nobody wants to admit it in case the same thing happens again, so the MAGA crowd just pretends every stupid thing Trump does is based 5d chess

why do you incels get so mad over a fake quote he never said?

what do you think? Nobody says goyim but non-jewish butthurt incels with inferiority complexes

Somehow he made shit funny that his replacements cannot seem to manage. Same material, but he must have demanded better writing or some shit. He was funny like *none* of the current crop are.

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Imagine crying this much over jokes

and you know... the talmud

most jews are atheist and can't read the language their scripture is written in. Nobody reads the talmud besides a few isolationist orthodox communities

I'm sure john stewart the atheist secular anti-Israel guy is a real firm fanatic in the talmud

>(((Amy Schumer))) talking about her vagina is high-tier leftist comedy

What's leftist about it?

Is he still butthurt about Trump?

the fact that a woman is even allowed to do it.

>stop pointing out shit Jews do, goyim!
No.

>hurr you're crying over jokes
I'm just replying to the leftists ITT on the subject of ideology and their claims that Dems/leftists are always correct. Dems might be the party for you if you're a gay nigger with multiple felonies.

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Donald Trump's children are unironically more educated in the talmud and jewish scripture in general than Stewart

He will be by the time this thread 404s, user.

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jews don't do anything besides make fat virgins seethe

>NOOOO NOT JOKES! MUH J00Z!
pathetic

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Yeah, I thought as much. This shitshow's completely self-enclosed.

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ironic you bring up soi

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what great evil has john stewart done besides opposing the Iraq War and making the bullied kid in high school buttmad with jokes?

and?

Rebuttal to what?

denying Christ.

crying that it's a jewish conspiracy that stewart, an atheist is making fun of trump, a hardcore zionist with jewish kids, is a bit nonsensical

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I mean Hitler was a tranny and thus denied Christ but you guys don't seem to mind

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>it's just muh jokez goyim

Shows like Stewarts exist to create a certain mindset in the viewers and make them think a certain way, they also reach millions of gullible NPCs because the Jewish establishment literally promotes them with things like YouTube ad algorithsm, etc., so yeah it's in my interest to oppose them because I'm not a fan of becoming Venezuela 2.0.

>be communist
>say proles are dumb for recognizing power structures

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