Ay Yas Forums. You're invited to my coronavirus party

and then Xi Jingping clapped

>Now SK is flaring up with cases.
This is not true btw

And then everybody prayed!

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b-but an anonymous poster on a hentai forum said it was true, didn't you see?

>Which kino we gonna watch?
Everyone's gonna watch you eat the snack.

>What snacks are you bringing?
Me.

Real or fake?

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> trying to get a deadly disease when it isn't even clear whether or not you can even develop immunity against ist.

SARS-CoV had ADE, which caused deadly cytokine storms. If SARS-CoV 2 has that, too, then we're truly fucked.

Am I the only one who’s gonna point it out?
>guy is friends with someone who let their “spouse” go to a party without them
Uhhh hello? Cucked department?

Thanks captain obvious

I brought some Cheez-Its. Lick my toilet gais.

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Wow the OP of the tweet is in that thread doing damage control hard.
>my memory is a little fuzzy
>there were no reports on it and the police dont know about it
>it happened a week ago so I dont remember exactly

22 people under 35 had a party and seven days later 8 of them are dead or hospitalized.
This sounds like a paranoid old hen spreading hearsay.

It'd take both of you less than a minute to look it up, and the guy you replied to isn't wrong.

South Korea hasn't peaked yet, and while they managed to slow down the initial outbreak, it's slowly but gradually building up for round 2: electric boogaloo.

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tfw fat asthmatic smoker

The total recovered is clearly rising much faster than the infected, what are you on about?

People who survived SARS-COV-1 show strong resistance to the new one.

You're to blame for all 3 of them, so you deserve your faith.

i literally can't survive without Mass. i'm going insane, it's the only thing that was keeping me from killing myself.

Pray at home.

It does cause a cytokine storm, that's how it causes pneumonia, by attacking your lung lining cells using your own immune system, until your lungs are so damaged, bacteria that normally wouldn't be a threat at all result in life-threatening bacterial infections
and it might have ADE, there are reports of reinfections all the time, probably suppressed in China too

jesus christ
i hope they all get thrown in the same jail cell

i already coomed after the lockdown and can't go to confession, so what good is it? i'm stuck in mortal sin mode.

It's the opposite you dumbtard, COVID19 actually found a weakness in immunology system left by SARS and that's how it's spreading faster, and it's more contagious.

*tips fedora*

>florida expects the peak to be the end of april
>at peak they expect 150 deaths a day in the state alone

welp

the less Americans the better

He got charged. Tons of people at his services got infected.. Probably many more are asymptomatic carriers as well.

Not sure what his senencing will be.

amen

It will cause lasting damage to your lungs, only retards would willingly infect themselves.

They didn’t say what country you seething third worlder

>twitter.com/BioBreakout/status/1244263288818589696

the tweet is real, not the story.

>faith
Also how is he to blame for having asthma?

hopefully he gets burned at the stake for preaching heresy

The Church has granted special dispensation of the grace of confession for those who earnestly turn towards God in confessing and asking forgiveness for their sin, provided they seek confession as soon as possible at the end of the pandemic. In addition, prayers from those in mortal sin are heard joyously by God, as they are always the first step towards reconciliation.

even then thats only like 5000 deaths a month, mostly boomers.

Show me the body

Faggot kid who didn't go out to play in the grass

20,000 deaths in 6 days.
150,000 deaths in 14 days.

Possibly way more if people ignore quarantine and go to church for Easter.

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This sounds made up as some of kind revenge porn fantasy. The reality is the vast majority of people aren't infected and you will never be. This doesn't mean corona isn't real and that it's overblown though.

I didn’t think they had mixed race churches down there

think again

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60%-70% of the world population are expected to have been infected by the end of the year, what makes you so special?

I don't think you know how to read graphs user. Countries like South Korea and Singapore moved quickly and cut the head off the snake so to speak. Things are overall damn good. Of course the reality is they still need to maintain vigilance to keep the new cases low.

>go to coronavirus party
>have HIV

>Delaying it entirely did fuck all for them it
Well I certainly believe you over doctors and scientists.

what about Lent though? i literally gave up completely because of everything, i was trying to give up internet but i don't want to be out of the loop. FUCK i was really looking forward to the Lent and Easter season this year, and i was doing so good before this shit happened.

Doesn't this guy REALLY hate gays?

i haven't been to a social gathering in about 5 years

There is no proof that herd immunity will work. Anyway who intentionally infects themself with novel disease is an idiot.

I do not believe this virus is dangerous, to me this is a panic psyop by china to damage everyone else's economy.

yes he actually encourages them to kill themselves, which is a mortal sin. he's a false prophet and also thinks Jesus had a buzzcut because long hair is for "fags"

>60%-70% of the world population are expected to have been infected by the end of the year,

that's without the crazy social distancing measures that a lot of people are doing

I literally don't believe this. It sounds like something a 15 year old would make up

You're underestimating just how fucking retarded most people are.

what crazy social distancing measures? There are still fucking people outside

I'm not religious and I listened to a few of his sermons. He sounds like a really nice guy.

Too bad he's so crazy.

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This

Also, all of this....IT AFFECTS YOUNG PEOPLE TOO!!! Panic is a bit silly. This thing is worse for people with respiratory problems....
I wonder what possible respiratory issue could be widespread among otherwise healthy young people.......

Considering the world is mostly full of third worlders who don't know what hygiene means, what makes you think you're so special that you'll get it? America is a shit hole right now and is predicted to have up to 200,000 dead. Assuming 1% death right, that's 20 million infected. 20 million infected out of 330 million Americans.

This guy's twitter is full of memes comparing healthcare workers to Marvel superheroes and memes where doctors are posing with badass captions. He appears to be trying to make himself look more heroic by hyping up his enemy.

Can I have some green please? want to at least make it to biohazard

>Also most of those “young people with no medical issues” are actually fat, smokers or asthmatics. Or all three.
That's a very large portion of the young population though. Between smoking, asthma, and being fat, that may well be 70-80%

>at peak they expect 150 deaths a day
lol delusional, they're going to get buttfucked

I don't believe a word of that

Yes, they are hyping its danger (thus hurting the economy) sorely because they want to feel appreciated.
We need a real virus with a real danger to highlight how useless these people really are.

coof

Also, unlike what the young population would claim...vaping is smoking. In fact, it is proving that its actually a lot worse than smoking

so happy I quit smoking and lost weight before all this nonsense popped off