Is this really an average size meal for a Yas Forums fan?

>the runs
alri gramps

for me it's the quarter ponder deluxe w/ mac sauce

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So what's his solution for the pandemic? All small towns forced to give all their medical supplies to cities?

I can eat that in 90 minutes, but at least I'm not a delusional retard like that fat fuck who thinks that fast food is low-density, and who thinks that four double cheese-burgers is a fairly small meal for a single person.

I consider eating half of that to be a big meal

>burgers aren't plain

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That's just the first course.

Dude lives with his aunt, with a collection of beer and soda cans, even Chris Chan is more dignified.

McDick's isn't even that bad nutritionally. you can 21g of protein for a $1.50 McDouble. easy and cheap source of protein

>dude there’s no fiber in it, anyone can eat 10 cheeseburgers and 50 McNuggets with extra fries, any normal sized person

Merely the First Order

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>tfw I haven’t been eating $100 of McDonald’s a day because the food is so non-dense you can easily eat it all
fuck me

$3500 for stuffing myself with McDonald's seems like a pretty good deal. The 4 drinks would probably be the most difficult part.

The soda helps it go down. Lubrication.

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t. fat niggas

I highly doubt that's their first order LMAO

Proof that mods work for the mouse

44% of Americans are dangerously obese.

By the way 5% of them die of Corona. So. Theres a good chance 1/10 will be infected. 4.4 x05 =..225 or .225% of the American population will die.

Roughly a million

This. I'm not obese but I've got probably 20 extra pounds on me mostly because I like to eat a lot of fast food. This would be a large meal, yes, but I know I can eat the food part without a ton of trouble in 90 minutes. 4 sodas is retarded though. Give me water any day, I can't drink 8000 calories like that.

It all depends on if the sodas are manditory or not.

Give me 30 minutes

5'10 should weigh 160, 5'11 170 5'9 150

You get it.

T. Male nurse

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

it's only considered a fairly small amount to a fatass like Bob Cuckman

in 1h30min??? I’d eat 2 of this tray
And yes, I don’t know about the soda

I've eaten entire Pizzas in 15 give me two drinks

I think the hardest part is the 4 sodas. Without them I think I can down that shit fast enough before I get sick of it.

5'9" 180lbs I could eat all that in 90 minutes. I would just need about 30 min to rest in the middle.

i'm not sure why everyone shits on mcdonald's, it's not really that bad for you if you don't also get a large fry and a gallon of carbonated high fructose corn syrup water. a lot cheaper that way too

I'm bad at scaling this. Are those quarter pounders or standard McDonald's hamburgers? How many nuggets is that. Should I feel bad at not being able to identify what that is exactly? If those are quarter pounders that's almost two pounds of meat before the chicken.
Why are there three doubles and one single? That really trips my autism.

Seriously Mutt. 44% of your country is dangerously obese. A huge chunk has allergy, heart or weird pill addiction. Then your elderly and kids.
Shits doubling every 5 days
Count with me
400,000 day 5
800,000 day 10
1.6 million day 15
3.2 million day 20
6.4 million day 25
12.8 million day 30
End up april
25.6 million day 35
51.2 million day 40
102.4 million day 45
204.8 million day 50

You mutts have shown no signs of slowing it under your senile leader. And by mid may your shit will go apocalyptic even if you start cutting it in half in 2 weeks.

You are fucked. 2 weeks you run out of ventilators mutt. Enjoy

This, an hour and a half? I'd have indigestion from hell but 3.5k buys a lot of pepto bismol.

No way could I eat all that, I usually just get 2 mcdoubles and medium fries. Though if I got a buy one get one free coupon I'll up it to 2 quarter pounders but that's as far as I'll go.

I'd struggle with 4 drinks but the food I could eat in 5 minutes easy

That'd be easy at 6'2" 195 lbs. It'd ruin my daily caloric intake but would be easy.
>not ketchup only

Quarter Pounder is the dryest worst burger I ever tasted. It somehow is worse than every other McD burger

Someone hasn't been keeping up with the current literature. We WANT it to accelerate because it targets urbanites and it justifies things like BTFOing the spics on the border.

Trump is deliberately killing off his enemy's constituents, which is why his approval rating is stable.

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Over half of those will be spics and niggers

>Enjoy
Most certainly

The drinks would be the easiest part? Just drink diet?

>tfw king of manlets at 6'0" 240 with a 32 inch waist and 600lb diddly.

Probably because you live in a city with spooks who can't even cook burgers with corporate instructions given to them.

>Trump is deliberately killing off his enemy's constituents
Old people? user I. . .

Just keep drinking soda. Sugar makes you hungry.

>old kikes
>old niggers
>old spics
>old white liberals

maybe if i starve myself for 2 days i could do it

It doesn’t say you don’t get the money if you barf it up either. I would definitely give it a shot. And I’m fat enough that I’d probably finish.

I'd probably be able to eat 75-80% in one go, but I would finish it within 90 minutes easy.

6'5" 215 lbs, I wouldn't want to but I could get that down in an hour probably. I'd have to go quick and eat the buns and fries last but I'd make it.

the thing that'd fuck me up would be the 4 sodas desu
Height is 6'0", weight 172 lbs and I'm fit.

>4 burgers
>Average sized
Have Americans missed the point that 1 item is one portion

>tfw when i havent eaten McDonald in 20 years

I could eat all those burgers. But doing that would negate my ability to eat the fries or the nuggets. I could eat all the fries and one of the burgers... I could eat all the nuggets and one of the fries.

But yeah, all four drinks will be consumed.

So is he saying the only difference between this and a normal meal for him is that second portion of tendies?

>You would have to be a giga onions manlet to not be able to eat that in 90 minutes

Almost all of us COULD eat that much on 90 minutes, and we would for $3,500, but that is in no way a “fairly small” amount.

5"11 and 145ish.
As a kid i used to be able to down entire large pizzas myself and not gain a single pound because i metabolized like a jet engine. My parents had to stuff me with McDonald's and pizza just got gain enough weigh so the teachers would stop reporting me to CPS
Unfortunately my metabolism normalized around 22 and i got fat , i lost it, but i havent drank soda had fast food in around 5 years

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I could finish that if it wasn't for the soda

user old people. Fat people. Poor people.

Houston is locked down and the refineries are shutting down. Crude storage is nearly full, demand is low.... theyll have to stop fracking in 2 months or less. The midwest and south are going to see poverty unlike anything seen in 90 years. Onions tarriffs, fracking gone, now this virus. Its going to kill more people with poverty in the red states now. Thats the sad shit. All the major port cities going down and travel being restricted also means shortages in the midwest

You should have been taken away from your parents if that's how they fed you.

The major cities will be wiped out ala wuhan.
You cant possibly contain the ghettos, and if you magicly did, all it takes is one bad nigger to break out and it starts again

Your stomach would contract after a couple days. The thing to do would be to drink 2-3 gallons of water the morning of and puke/piss it all out leaving your stomach expanded but empty before you started eating.

I'm already kinda fat and I'd REALLY feel like shit for eating that much food at once. Still, I'd do it for $3,500.

Total fatass here, I could easily do this, probably twice over. The drinks would be the hardest part, but even then that's doable by just alternating. Burger drink fries drink, repeat 4x.