I HAVE THE CURE

IVE BEEN POSTING ALL BOARDS

I AM INMUNE

I BEEN COOOOOFED ON BY HUNDREDS EVEN THOUSANDS OF POZZED COOOOOFERS AND IM NOT INFECTED.

I HAVE THE CURE, SEND THE PRIVATE PLANE AND GET THE CDC READY

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I just got pozzed from a coofer after thinking i was immune all day. My breathing has become inceeasingly labored

OP here, I have GRIDS

you won't be 'inmune' after I push my coofs up your peehole you dirty little faggot

I don't know how long I can go on without getting down with the sickness, friends.

Fantastic *COOF* news *COOF* friend!

i didnt reply to any pozzed post but still I got the bug

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Bro it's just on a timer.
I got well and even had the emoji but lost it about 3 hours ago and then got sick again.

Pass me the sickness please, I want to be special again

this is nothing to me, ive fought dozens of you, you are nothing to me, you dont even make me sneeze, i need to be extracted from where i am now, if we do it fast you might still be saved.

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I coofed on you when you weren't looking.

It's getting worse

im healing

same

Coof

I'm still fine

Today is the proudest day of my life. I spend upwards of 10 hours on this site every day, yet I have not caught the 4chin fever. I am now officially a power user.

not cool man

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im gay

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From an immunological perspective the router reset leads to a breakdown in general health over the long term. Unless you are hiding behind seven proxies you will succumb.

I'm sorry, I just kinda coofed unexpectedly.

I too have taken skub and thus immune to the virus and the new strain b coming from Yas Forums

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ehh why does Yas Forums get this fun and we get nothing

It's to do with the share of pozzed niggas on a thread. If we can fill up this thread with pozzed loads they will all get infected

Because we're the SCUB of the earth

I am the unpozzable

ok

Plz help me

are you though?

OH GOD
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

I’m not sick either.

Of course you're not user! *COOF*

I’m slowly recovering now

*COOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF*
oh-ohkay *coof coof*
y-yeah right b-buh *hyperventilates*
yeah fuckFUCk FucKiN' *INHALE*
YEah FUCKIN RIGHT bUDDY! We"RE All GOONA GEt IT!

IT'S I N E V I T A B L E

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gimme

They're going to lower the * coof * threshold on the threads until we're all doomed.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

i wanna get pozzed

*AAAACHHHOOOO*

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Sure buddy, sure.

*kewf*

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I also know the secret to immunity, but i refuse to tell anyone...even myself.

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Now we have Coronas+leprosy too.
Begone devil, begone!

I JUST SIGNED ON Yas Forums FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY.

CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN ON APRIL FOOLS THIS YEAR?

How do you get green (i assume infected) and how do you get the smile emoji (i assume immune)? Why do some people have neither infection or smile emoji???

mfw also immune

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>How do you get green (i assume infected)
Reply to any green leper.
But we're all gonna die here anyway.
Game over man, its game over.

wellness check

I think I'm immune I haven't been infected yet.

*coof coof*
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Me too.

YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME, I AM CORONAS RECKONING.

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DARE U

The immunes will rebuild these boards

A moment of silence for all the anons who didn’t make it

no digits, no check

cough

hydroxychloroquIPne address change and I’m cured

COOOOF

NIGGER IS THE IMMUNITY WORD

COOF COOF COOF

test